three little piggies
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Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes
and takes their drink order.
"I would like a Tango," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for
dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter
approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any
dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little
piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter! to the third little piggy,
"but why have you only ordered water all evening?"
You're gonna LOVE me for this....
Hold on to your seat .
The third piggy says -
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
and takes their drink order.
"I would like a Tango," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for
dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter
approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any
dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little
piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter! to the third little piggy,
"but why have you only ordered water all evening?"
You're gonna LOVE me for this....
Hold on to your seat .
The third piggy says -
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
:teddoeshisbesttoretainhiscomposure:
Tracey, whilst we all welcome a little distraction occasionally, I come here - in fact I live here - to breathe in petrol, to revel in the thoughts of dirty oil and burning rubber. Discussions about the merits of Mobil one versus vegetable oil are the stuff my days are made of.
Off topic matters of interest to an intelligent, well heeled community of adults are of course welcome but if there's any more inane, byte wasting nonsense like this it is highly likely that I shall explode splattering the walls with the nasty jelly at the edge of pork pies and the froth from a two day old Guinness, taking the PH servers with me.
STOP THE CRAP NOW!
Tracey, whilst we all welcome a little distraction occasionally, I come here - in fact I live here - to breathe in petrol, to revel in the thoughts of dirty oil and burning rubber. Discussions about the merits of Mobil one versus vegetable oil are the stuff my days are made of.
Off topic matters of interest to an intelligent, well heeled community of adults are of course welcome but if there's any more inane, byte wasting nonsense like this it is highly likely that I shall explode splattering the walls with the nasty jelly at the edge of pork pies and the froth from a two day old Guinness, taking the PH servers with me.
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