PLEASE HELP! LOCKED KEYS IN CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oversteerxj12]

I've locked all my car keys and house keys in my car - a jag xj40.
I opened the car with the key whilst the battery was disconnected and then reconnected the battery which immediatley locked the doors with the keys inside!
I have the boot open still but there is a solid bulkhead between the boot and rear seats.
Have tried sliding various hooks and items into the doors to hook the locks open etc but it is well shrouded and I cant get to anything.
Does anyone have any ideas at all?

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

[Olf]

You plank.

p.s. - Break the window and get a new one from a scrappie.

Edited by Olf on Tuesday 16th September 20:57

Edited by Olf on Tuesday 16th September 20:57

[oversteerxj12]

Ha ha ha!


bd.

[DaveL485]

Smash the smallest window. Cover it with stickytape first if you can.

No spare keys anywhere?

[bear puncher]

burn it.

[Blib]

Buy a new car. It's a message from God you know.

[Olf]

bear puncher said:

burn it.

Extreme - but could work.

[eldar]

DaveL485 said:

Smash the smallest window. Cover it with stickytape first if you can.

No spare keys anywhere?

In the house, no doubt

[johnfm]

ring a teenage scouser/chav/lad from LS14 *

• delete as appropriate.

HTH

[TheEnd]

smash your way in through the windscreen, get the insurance to do replace it for 50 quid, cheaper than a locksmith!

[hot metal]

RAC or AA will get in no problem.

[uk_vette]

TheEnd said:

smash your way in through the windscreen, get the insurance to do replace it for 50 quid, cheaper than a locksmith!

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Now thats a lot of mess !!!!!!!!!!

[V8mate]

hot metal said:

RAC or AA will get in no problem.

Maybe in days of old, I would doubt it thesedays. They'll have a hammer though!

[mrobertshaw]

V8mate said:

hot metal said:

RAC or AA will get in no problem.

Maybe in days of old, I would doubt it thesedays. They'll have a hammer though!

A coat hanger in the right place should work on that (according to my stepdad who used to work for jaguar). Shame you cant get in your house to get one.

I suggest a brick personally.

[Flintstone]

Buy a new house.

[colonel c]

Use the force.

[captainzep]

Have an all-nighter at a local house of disrepute.

-Just to think things over.

[sstein]

Do you have a jack?

If so, remove the drivers side rear wheel.

HTH

-

Stuart

[Fetchez la vache]

If it has those nobs that pop up when the doors are unlocked, then you can get in with a loop of the think plastic twine you sometimes see wrapping parcels from amazon...

Works on older cars, don't know if yours is suitable or not.


If not that then half a tennis ball on the door locks?

[TheEnd]

time to learn lockpicking maybe?
on a car that age, i'd say it'd be a 6 pin wafer tumbler, which is fairly low tech, could be a handy hobby