not sure what i did...
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but some lorry driver went mental at me this morning driving in, as i would not forward 3 feet, yes that would be because of a) the big 3 foot high letters saying 'keep clear' on the road, b) the bmw sitting in the keep clear right across the nose of my car.
he was going mental, and even got out at one point, but despite me pointing out how he conducted his love life, the road became clear and i drove off.
in fact i know what i did really, i decided breaking the rules and pi$$ing off a bmw driver by sitting 2" from his drivers door was not for me.
mind you i should not be that surprised they ignore box junctions round my way as well.
he was going mental, and even got out at one point, but despite me pointing out how he conducted his love life, the road became clear and i drove off.
in fact i know what i did really, i decided breaking the rules and pi$$ing off a bmw driver by sitting 2" from his drivers door was not for me.
mind you i should not be that surprised they ignore box junctions round my way as well.
jesta1865 said:
but some lorry driver went mental at me this morning driving in, as i would not forward 3 feet, yes that would be because of a) the big 3 foot high letters saying 'keep clear' on the road, b) the bmw sitting in the keep clear right across the nose of my car.
he was going mental, and even got out at one point, but despite me pointing out how he conducted his love life, the road became clear and i drove off.
in fact i know what i did really, i decided breaking the rules and pi$$ing off a bmw driver by sitting 2" from his drivers door was not for me.
mind you i should not be that surprised they ignore box junctions round my way as well.
Every morning I see the 'no stopping/no parking/no unloading' area outside my daughters school, blocked solid with cars, soccer moms dropping off the offspring, as they are too lazy to park in the FREE car park area 200 yards away.he was going mental, and even got out at one point, but despite me pointing out how he conducted his love life, the road became clear and i drove off.
in fact i know what i did really, i decided breaking the rules and pi$$ing off a bmw driver by sitting 2" from his drivers door was not for me.
mind you i should not be that surprised they ignore box junctions round my way as well.
Every time I go into town I see toerags block junctions by pulling into the yellow hatched area when it was obvious to a blind leper in Varanasi that the exit was blocked.
Every time I pass a pedestrian crossing in heavy traffic I KNOW the guy in front will stop halfway across it, effectively blocking it if some crumblie wants to cross. And I know if I stop short myself and leave the crossing free the driver behind will be lazering holes in the back of my head for wasting that 15 feet of hard earned empty road ahead.
Why just yesterday a car furiously cut round me and bulldozed into the hatched area I was keeping out of, fired venom at me with his eyes, then blocked the junction himself, when the green light turned red. I grinned mirthlessly as he blocked other peoples lives.
And every time I see these things I remind myself to be careful out there, as the roads are crammed full of these semi educated retards, accidents waiting to happen, mental metronomes, driving along in an Ikea fueled daze, the L'oreal generation, silently and unconsciously chanting ME, MINE, I WANT. ME, MINE, I WANT. ME, MINE I WANT.......
Yes, I'm bored, got to go to hospital in an hour to get stitches taken out of my hand, but I'm sure I'll meet at least one numpty driver along the way to amuse me
Edited by King Herald on Wednesday 8th October 10:09
King Herald said:
jesta1865 said:
but some lorry driver went mental at me this morning driving in, as i would not forward 3 feet, yes that would be because of a) the big 3 foot high letters saying 'keep clear' on the road, b) the bmw sitting in the keep clear right across the nose of my car.
he was going mental, and even got out at one point, but despite me pointing out how he conducted his love life, the road became clear and i drove off.
in fact i know what i did really, i decided breaking the rules and pi$$ing off a bmw driver by sitting 2" from his drivers door was not for me.
mind you i should not be that surprised they ignore box junctions round my way as well.
Every morning I see the 'no stopping/no parking/no unloading' area outside my daughters school, blocked solid with cars, soccer moms dropping off the offspring, as they are too lazy to park in the FREE car park area 200 yards away.he was going mental, and even got out at one point, but despite me pointing out how he conducted his love life, the road became clear and i drove off.
in fact i know what i did really, i decided breaking the rules and pi$$ing off a bmw driver by sitting 2" from his drivers door was not for me.
mind you i should not be that surprised they ignore box junctions round my way as well.
Every time I go into town I see toerags block junctions by pulling into the yellow hatched area when it was obvious to a blind leper in Varanasi that the exit was blocked.
Every time I pass a pedestrian crossing in heavy traffic I KNOW the guy in front will stop halfway across it, effectively blocking it if some crumblie wants to cross. And I know if I stop short myself and leave the crossing free the driver behind will be lazering holes in the back of my head for wasting that 15 feet of hard earned empty road ahead.
Why just yesterday a car furiously cut round me and bulldozed into the hatched area I was keeping out of, fired venom at me with his eyes, then blocked the junction himself, when the green light turned red. I grinned mirthlessly as he blocked other peoples lives.
And every time I see these things I remind myself to be careful out there, as the roads are crammed full of these semi educated retards, accidents waiting to happen, mental metronomes, driving along in an Ikea fueled daze, the L'oreal generation, silently and unconsciously chanting ME, MINE, I WANT. ME, MINE, I WANT. ME, MINE I WANT.......
Dirty Boy said:
anonymous said:
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Could you give me a more accurate time then? It's important I know.
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King Herald said:
jesta1865 said:
but some lorry driver went mental at me this morning driving in, as i would not forward 3 feet, yes that would be because of a) the big 3 foot high letters saying 'keep clear' on the road, b) the bmw sitting in the keep clear right across the nose of my car.
he was going mental, and even got out at one point, but despite me pointing out how he conducted his love life, the road became clear and i drove off.
in fact i know what i did really, i decided breaking the rules and pi$$ing off a bmw driver by sitting 2" from his drivers door was not for me.
mind you i should not be that surprised they ignore box junctions round my way as well.
Every morning I see the 'no stopping/no parking/no unloading' area outside my daughters school, blocked solid with cars, soccer moms dropping off the offspring, as they are too lazy to park in the FREE car park area 200 yards away.he was going mental, and even got out at one point, but despite me pointing out how he conducted his love life, the road became clear and i drove off.
in fact i know what i did really, i decided breaking the rules and pi$$ing off a bmw driver by sitting 2" from his drivers door was not for me.
mind you i should not be that surprised they ignore box junctions round my way as well.
Every time I go into town I see toerags block junctions by pulling into the yellow hatched area when it was obvious to a blind leper in Varanasi that the exit was blocked.
Every time I pass a pedestrian crossing in heavy traffic I KNOW the guy in front will stop halfway across it, effectively blocking it if some crumblie wants to cross. And I know if I stop short myself and leave the crossing free the driver behind will be lazering holes in the back of my head for wasting that 15 feet of hard earned empty road ahead.
Why just yesterday a car furiously cut round me and bulldozed into the hatched area I was keeping out of, fired venom at me with his eyes, then blocked the junction himself, when the green light turned red. I grinned mirthlessly as he blocked other peoples lives.
And every time I see these things I remind myself to be careful out there, as the roads are crammed full of these semi educated retards, accidents waiting to happen, mental metronomes, driving along in an Ikea fueled daze, the L'oreal generation, silently and unconsciously chanting ME, MINE, I WANT. ME, MINE, I WANT. ME, MINE I WANT.......
Yes, I'm bored, got to go to hospital in an hour to get stitches taken out of my hand, but I'm sure I'll meet at least one numpty driver along the way to amuse me
Edited by King Herald on Wednesday 8th October 10:09
Edited by Gad-Westy on Wednesday 8th October 10:37
King Herald said:
jesta1865 said:
but some lorry driver went mental at me this morning driving in, as i would not forward 3 feet, yes that would be because of a) the big 3 foot high letters saying 'keep clear' on the road, b) the bmw sitting in the keep clear right across the nose of my car.
he was going mental, and even got out at one point, but despite me pointing out how he conducted his love life, the road became clear and i drove off.
in fact i know what i did really, i decided breaking the rules and pi$$ing off a bmw driver by sitting 2" from his drivers door was not for me.
mind you i should not be that surprised they ignore box junctions round my way as well.
Every morning I see the 'no stopping/no parking/no unloading' area outside my daughters school, blocked solid with cars, soccer moms dropping off the offspring, as they are too lazy to park in the FREE car park area 200 yards away.he was going mental, and even got out at one point, but despite me pointing out how he conducted his love life, the road became clear and i drove off.
in fact i know what i did really, i decided breaking the rules and pi$$ing off a bmw driver by sitting 2" from his drivers door was not for me.
mind you i should not be that surprised they ignore box junctions round my way as well.
Every time I go into town I see toerags block junctions by pulling into the yellow hatched area when it was obvious to a blind leper in Varanasi that the exit was blocked.
Every time I pass a pedestrian crossing in heavy traffic I KNOW the guy in front will stop halfway across it, effectively blocking it if some crumblie wants to cross. And I know if I stop short myself and leave the crossing free the driver behind will be lazering holes in the back of my head for wasting that 15 feet of hard earned empty road ahead.
Why just yesterday a car furiously cut round me and bulldozed into the hatched area I was keeping out of, fired venom at me with his eyes, then blocked the junction himself, when the green light turned red. I grinned mirthlessly as he blocked other peoples lives.
And every time I see these things I remind myself to be careful out there, as the roads are crammed full of these semi educated retards, accidents waiting to happen, mental metronomes, driving along in an Ikea fueled daze, the L'oreal generation, silently and unconsciously chanting ME, MINE, I WANT. ME, MINE, I WANT. ME, MINE I WANT.......
Yes, I'm bored, got to go to hospital in an hour to get stitches taken out of my hand, but I'm sure I'll meet at least one numpty driver along the way to amuse me
Edited by King Herald on Wednesday 8th October 10:09
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