hypothetical question. Car clamping.
hypothetical question. Car clamping.
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wildoliver

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9,314 posts

246 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Ok imagine the scene (I'm feeling very hypothetical today).

You park up and get clamped.

You then cut off said clamp (Or Hiab car and clamp away.) and drive off.

Have you broken a law? I suppose technically you have committed criminal damage, but the fact it was attached to your car surely gives you some rights? Is there any disclaimer you could leave eg. On dash warning tampering of your car will result in action being taken to release it? Is it even technically legal to immobilise someones property? Surely denying someone the use of their property comes close to theft/blackmail?

Soovy?

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

262 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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wildoliver said:
If you commit criminal damage have you broken the law? I understand that thechnically it is criminal damage and against the law- but have you?
Weirdo

wildoliver

Original Poster:

9,314 posts

246 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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But is it CD? Someone pours paint on your pride and joy and you take the paint off (obviously damaging it in the process) that isn't criminal damage is it! Even though the paint belonged to them and they attached it to your car intentionally, much like the clamp.

Muncher

12,235 posts

279 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Yes, it is criminal damage, no question about it.

I have got a disclaimer sticker floating around somewhere which attempts to suggest that you explicitly do not consent to entering into any contractual relationship with the land owner. Whether as a matter of construction that would be a runner with the courts is another matter.

jeff m

4,066 posts

288 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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I've been on the other side of this parking thing.
Somebody parked in a spot reserved for me on private property. I had a meeting (well lunch actually) I parked at the back of him and waited which made it impossible for two other legitimate cars to get out, which meant I had to wait for him.
My brother and I waited for the driver. He was not particularly an icehole so we copied his driving lic and told him to come back after 4 o'clock.

Missed lunch.

We could had have had him towed, but didn't.

It's no different to somebody parking in your driveway and blocking your garage, if it's a business people think it's ok. it isn't.

wildoliver

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9,314 posts

246 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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With respect I see your point, and it boils my p*** when people park in obviously private spaces too, we used to have a right issue at my house with it till we did a redesign which made it impossible.

But there are a lot of patches of waste ground and even proper car parks which have some real cowboys running them, never mind blocking someone in some of these clamp people for not realising it is a car park and bobbing to the shop over the road.

jeff m

4,066 posts

288 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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wildoliver said:
With respect I see your point, and it boils my p*** when people park in obviously private spaces too, we used to have a right issue at my house with it till we did a redesign which made it impossible.

But there are a lot of patches of waste ground and even proper car parks which have some real cowboys running them, never mind blocking someone in some of these clamp people for not realising it is a car park and bobbing to the shop over the road.
I think the solution might be to buy a clamp, park wherever you like, clamp your own car, return after shopping remove clamp.

Agree about the cowboys.

wildoliver

Original Poster:

9,314 posts

246 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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jeff m said:
wildoliver said:
With respect I see your point, and it boils my p*** when people park in obviously private spaces too, we used to have a right issue at my house with it till we did a redesign which made it impossible.

But there are a lot of patches of waste ground and even proper car parks which have some real cowboys running them, never mind blocking someone in some of these clamp people for not realising it is a car park and bobbing to the shop over the road.
I think the solution might be to buy a clamp, park wherever you like, clamp your own car, return after shopping remove clamp.

Agree about the cowboys.
Hmmm that might work!

Jasandjules

72,616 posts

259 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Dom Joly did a show where he went around clamping the clampers when they were illegally parked......

T_Pot

2,542 posts

227 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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its only criminal damage, if they find the bits. other wise, its theft, and im sure it wasnt on your car when you got back to it was it ?

SS HSV

9,646 posts

288 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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The law according to the SIA is transparent. It states:

  • If you attempt to remove the clamp yourself and damage it in any way, you have committed criminal damage, and that:
  • If you are able to remove the clamp without any damage then you are not liable for criminal damage.
However, you would then have to leave the undamaged clamp for the clampers to recover, and the only way you can do this is to hand it in to a police station as if you leave where you were clamped, they will claim you stole it and you will now be charged with theft and the replacement value of it circa £300.

Even though the SIA has 'regulated the industry', it is not a lot better than it was, and will always be one of the sole sources of employment for the unemployable. Sometimes its better to just pay the thieving bds and learn from it rather than being smug and getting away with it. You are not dealing with rational people here IMO.

I have some experience in this industry (disclaimer = not as a clamper!) as I was called into manage a company which was about to get closed down because they were not regulated. I provided the mechanism to allow the procedures to be put in place, rolled out the SIA training through one of their appointed trainers (read angry monkies), then was called in by the Police as a witness later to testify when they got out of hand. The judge asked me if I thought they were able to run the company in a professional and absolute manner; to which I replied "No", and the company was then wound up on order from the court. I have received several death threats as a result of that, but I am not in the slighest concerned as I am used to working in very hostile environments. The idiot that sent me the death threat sent it via email on his office PC while at work and the police promptly arrested him.

Knuckle scraping thickos hehe

T_Pot

2,542 posts

227 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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They have to prove you stole it though,

beanbag

7,346 posts

271 months

wildoliver

Original Poster:

9,314 posts

246 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Have to say I've never been clamped and plan to never get clamped. However I certainly wouldn't take it laying down if it wasn't justified. If you park on double yellows and get a ticket you deserve it, and if you park in a car park and don't buy a ticket you deserve it, but parking on waste ground without signs and getting a knuckle dragger attempt to extort money with malices is a different story.

beanbag

7,346 posts

271 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOuVhMz4WFw&fea...

This one started better though but finished in a bit of a knaff way.....lets hope he didn't remove it.

johnfm

13,751 posts

280 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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You won't necessariy have committed a CD offence if, say you use bolt cutters to remove the clamp and then repair the damage.

744ti

181 posts

219 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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They also have to find the bits to prove that you damaged it. If I saw a motorist clamped and had tools at hand, I would feel obliged to help him/her, no question.

xiphias

5,889 posts

257 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Does clamping a car count as withholding an asset by force, and so by some measure theft??

wildoliver

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9,314 posts

246 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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He should just have wandered off and left it.


carmonk

7,910 posts

217 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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wildoliver said:
Ok imagine the scene (I'm feeling very hypothetical today).

You park up and get clamped.

You then cut off said clamp (Or Hiab car and clamp away.) and drive off.

Have you broken a law? I suppose technically you have committed criminal damage, but the fact it was attached to your car surely gives you some rights? Is there any disclaimer you could leave eg. On dash warning tampering of your car will result in action being taken to release it? Is it even technically legal to immobilise someones property? Surely denying someone the use of their property comes close to theft/blackmail?

Soovy?
If you parked on private land and the clamper had a license then you'd be in trouble. Otherwise it would still technically be criminal damage but no action would be taken against you, because to make a complaint the clampers would have to admit acting illegally.

An ex-colleague of mine, madder than a box of frogs, once cut a clamp off his car when it was parked in his own space (apparently his car wasn't displaying a permit). When challenged by the clampers he denied all knowledge. They couldn't do a thing.

Edited by carmonk on Friday 17th October 18:01