Woman are smarter than men....
Woman are smarter than men....
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jimmyb

Original Poster:

12,254 posts

246 months

Wednesday 29th October 2008
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Well they say that woman are smarter than men. They say that they are efficient and logical. They say they are better and safer drivers than men.



The Fcensoredck they are!!!!!!!

Woman are the biggest waste of space mentally underdeveloped retarded wastes of gcensoredd@mned space ever. They are completely USELESS behind the wheel of a car and should be banned from the roads permanently and in truth should myabe not even be allowed to be passengers!


I am SO F-ING sick of them. They waste so much of my time and cause me no end of hassle.

"Hmmm I need to pull out of this junction let me get my binoculars and see if there are any cars coming. Why yes theres one its, its only a speck but i think ill wait ten blcensored:dy minutes and let them go past before checking again"

Or "lalalalalalalala what am i gonna make for dinner tonight i wonder if my husband boyfriend etc will like my new hairdo oh I wonder why that person is flashing there lights at me"

Well that'll be because you are either in the wrong fvckinjg lane or you simply swapped lanes without looking and almost got sideswiped you stupid bint!!!!!!!!!!:


G00000000000000000000000000D
I HATE WOMAN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JagLover

46,788 posts

265 months

Wednesday 29th October 2008
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Time of the month?

V8mate

45,899 posts

219 months

Wednesday 29th October 2008
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clap


9.9

tybo

2,284 posts

247 months

Wednesday 29th October 2008
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That's nice dear.

13th

3,169 posts

243 months

Wednesday 29th October 2008
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Hahaha

Or she's thinking; I've had a crap day and this tw*t in an Audi is sitting on my arse........... let's just spread a little unhappiness biggrin

Or is that just me ! ? yikes


biggrin

Edited by 13th on Wednesday 29th October 17:49

smutbag

1,705 posts

220 months

Wednesday 29th October 2008
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Clearly not getting any?

Pistonheads - Sweeping Generalisations Matter

G'kar

3,728 posts

216 months

Wednesday 29th October 2008
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smutbag said:
Pistonheads - Sweeping Generalisations Matter
Isn't that, in itself, a sweeping...

Oh, never mind.

Pigeon

18,535 posts

276 months

Wednesday 29th October 2008
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jimmyb said:
Well they say that humans are smarter than pigeons. They say that they are efficient and logical. They say they are better and safer drivers than pigeons.



The Fcensoredck they are!!!!!!!

Humans are the biggest waste of space mentally underdeveloped retarded wastes of gcensoredd@mned space ever. They are completely USELESS behind the wheel of a car and should be banned from the roads permanently and in truth should myabe not even be allowed to be passengers!


I am SO F-ING sick of them. They waste so much of my time and cause me no end of hassle.

"Hmmm I need to pull out of this junction let me get my binoculars and see if there are any cars coming. Why yes theres one its, its only a speck but i think ill wait ten blcensored:dy minutes and let them go past before checking again"

Or "lalalalalalalala what am i gonna make for dinner tonight i wonder if my strange thing with different-looking genitals will like my new hairdo oh I wonder why that person is flashing there lights at me"

Well that'll be because you are either in the wrong fvckinjg lane or you simply swapped lanes without looking and almost got sideswiped you stupid skin job!!!!!!!!!!:


G00000000000000000000000000D
I HATE HUMAN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EFA wink

smutbag

1,705 posts

220 months

Wednesday 29th October 2008
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G'kar said:
smutbag said:
Pistonheads - Sweeping Generalisations Matter
Isn't that, in itself, a sweeping...

Oh, never mind.
hehe

paolow

3,262 posts

288 months

Wednesday 29th October 2008
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jimmyb said:
Well they say that woman are smarter than men. They say that they are efficient and logical. They say they are better and safer drivers than men.



The Fcensoredck they are!!!!!!!

Woman are the biggest waste of space mentally underdeveloped retarded wastes of gcensoredd@mned space ever. They are completely USELESS behind the wheel of a car and should be banned from the roads permanently and in truth should myabe not even be allowed to be passengers!


I am SO F-ING sick of them. They waste so much of my time and cause me no end of hassle.

"Hmmm I need to pull out of this junction let me get my binoculars and see if there are any cars coming. Why yes theres one its, its only a speck but i think ill wait ten blcensored:dy minutes and let them go past before checking again"

Or "lalalalalalalala what am i gonna make for dinner tonight i wonder if my husband boyfriend etc will like my new hairdo oh I wonder why that person is flashing there lights at me"

Well that'll be because you are either in the wrong fvckinjg lane or you simply swapped lanes without looking and almost got sideswiped you stupid bint!!!!!!!!!!:


G00000000000000000000000000D
I HATE WOMAN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FFS - if youre going to poost at least come down off the fence, pick which side youre on and make your opinions clear wink

RDE

5,037 posts

244 months

Wednesday 29th October 2008
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Ellen MacArthur seems pretty handy at wheelsmanship for one. Sex has got nothing to do with it - some people are just stupid. What you're realising is what a staggering amount of people come under that heading. I feel your pain.

jimmyb

Original Poster:

12,254 posts

246 months

Wednesday 29th October 2008
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smutbag said:
Clearly not getting any?

Pistonheads - Sweeping Generalisations Matter
Not quite. I do an average 3-500miles a day every day. By far the majority of bad driving i see is woman and british trucks.
I dont deny men are bad drivers but woman appear to be a lot more clueless and I am getting tired of losing a minimum 1hr every day to inconsiderate idiots who dont know how to drive.

jimmyb

Original Poster:

12,254 posts

246 months

Wednesday 29th October 2008
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13th said:
Hahaha

Or she's thinking; I've had a crap day and this tw*t in an Audi is sitting on my arse........... let's just spread a little unhappiness biggrin

Or is that just me ! ? yikes


biggrin

Edited by 13th on Wednesday 29th October 17:49
Oh thats just you..

I tend to find i get a better response by keeping my distance. I also keep my distance as I consider all other drivers to be clueless idiots to be avoided at all costs so give them enough space to scr£w up without involving me.

Rude Girl

6,937 posts

289 months

Wednesday 29th October 2008
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jimmyb said:
Woman are the biggest waste of space mentally underdeveloped retarded wastes of gcensoredd@mned space ever.
Incisively argued yes


Have some of these from me roflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl

jimmyb

Original Poster:

12,254 posts

246 months

Wednesday 29th October 2008
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Thank you bow

I have had a rare little bit of a bad day and it took a lot of effort to simply put letters together to from words nevermind make a sentence.
Thankfully I now feel slightly better as it looks like i have the day off tomorow and am taking my annoyance out on my stupid f-ing retarded laptop which has decided to pick an argument it cant win.


Rude Girl

6,937 posts

289 months

Wednesday 29th October 2008
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jimmyb said:
it took a lot of effort to simply put letters together to from words nevermind make a sentence.
I think I must be an exceptionally clever retarded waste of space, because I'd already worked that bit out... wink

Anyway, good luck with the anger management. thumbup

hehe

smutbag

1,705 posts

220 months

Wednesday 29th October 2008
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jimmyb said:
smutbag said:
Clearly not getting any?

Pistonheads - Sweeping Generalisations Matter
Not quite. I do an average 3-500miles a day every day. By far the majority of bad driving i see is woman and british trucks.
I dont deny men are bad drivers but woman appear to be a lot more clueless and I am getting tired of losing a minimum 1hr every day to inconsiderate idiots who dont know how to drive.
What about pensioners, boy racers, salesman in vectras with not enough time on thier hands, tractors, caravans, trailors etc etc.


old school v-dub

13 posts

216 months

Wednesday 29th October 2008
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how come men can join the infantry in the british army? but women carnt?
also how come men can piss on a fire to put it out but women carnt ??

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

238 months

Wednesday 29th October 2008
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old school v-dub said:
how come men can join the infantry in the british army? but women carnt?
Isn't it something to do with distracting the men?

Pigeon

18,535 posts

276 months

Wednesday 29th October 2008
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old school v-dub said:
also how come men can piss on a fire to put it out but women carnt ??
Women actually can pee standing up just as well as men can.

A mate's sister demonstrated this to us once after school when we were about 8, and we were all utterly fascinated.