Credit crunch car to advertise my ard man status!

[Darth Paul]

I'm the hardest bloke on my estate. I know this as I've got the stockiest small dog (really daft as a brush), skin head (really I'm bald) & loads of visible tattoos. Now obviously when anyone see's me they think, "Bloody hell, he's tough, I ain't gonna mess with him", but in my car people can't see these Ross Kemp like traits. What sort of car can I get to tell people "I'm ard, get out my way or I'll kill ya". I was going to go for the Rangie Sport in black with 22" Kahns, but the credit crunch has put a stop to that. So any ideas?

[10 Pence Short]

1983 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X saloon with blacked out windows and Fox alloys.

[odyssey2200]

Hummer H1 in Arnie spec!

Edited by odyssey2200 on Thursday 8th January 18:01

[V8mate]

Sierra Sapphire Cosworth.

[Hedders]

Some kind of big convertable Mercedes from the 80's.

[MK4 Slowride]

MG ZS with drainpipe and Kenwood stickers.

[V8mate]

Hedders said:

Some kind of big convertable Mercedes from the 80's.

CL500/600 is the classic 'thug' Merc.

[pokethepope]

Any old car, chop the roof off Top Gear stlye, put dog in passenger seat. Jogs a good 'un.

[V8mate]

MK4 Slowride said:

MG ZS with drainpipe and Kenwood stickers.

He said 'hardman' not 'to55er'.

[Austin.J]

rover metro.

[AJI]

this ?

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/m-47-general-g...

[Fatrat]

I've got a 1981 3.8 V8 Mercedes saloon which would look the part.

Make me an offer!

[Nolar Dog]

Old style Range Rover.

[Magog]

Escort Cabriolet (MkIII or MkIV); with a Union Jack Flag / St Georges Cross flag fluttering from the aerial, with the roof down everyone will be able to see the dog on the passenger seat savouring the fresh air. If you wear a wifebeater vest and rest your arm on the door everyone'll see your tats and your pharmacologically induced muscles. Just dont get it in a girly colour.

[andy-xr]

90's Transit with barely any arches left but a full MOT?

[odyssey2200]

Diahatsu Copen

[BlueCello]

Nissan Figaro.

[pugwash4x4]

merc 560sec with black pimped windows

or a rusty white transit with a broken window etc- go for hte pikey effect

[elster]

Nolar Dog said:

Old style Range Rover.

Absolutely in an Essex Boys style!

[G'kar]

BlueCello said:

Nissan Figaro.

Not that kind of 'hard'. You should know better, even if you are an abonimation in the eyes of the lord.

300C.