I wouldn't buy that Celebrities car because...
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If it was Michael Owen's, bits would drop off just when you thought you'd fixed it.
If it was Paris Hilton's it would keep coughing up fluid
If it was Peter Mandelson's it would be showing on HPI as still owing finance
If it was Ashley Cole's it would have a phone stuck up its exhaust pipe
If it was Davina McCall's the whole front end would be filler.
If it was Graham Norton's its bound to have been rear ended.
If it was Terry Wogan's the soft top wouldn't fit right.
If it was Kerry Katona's it would just keep on breaking down.
If it was Max Mosley's it would keep pulling to the right.
If it was Christano Ronaldo's it would keep trying to pull into my next door neighbours drive.
If it was Chuck Norris's he wouldn't let me buy it
Anyone think of anymore?
If not, You've been wonderful, I've been The Hypno-Toad, I'm here all week, tell your friends, try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress, I'll get me coat.....
If it was Michael Owen's, bits would drop off just when you thought you'd fixed it.
If it was Paris Hilton's it would keep coughing up fluid
If it was Peter Mandelson's it would be showing on HPI as still owing finance
If it was Ashley Cole's it would have a phone stuck up its exhaust pipe
If it was Davina McCall's the whole front end would be filler.
If it was Graham Norton's its bound to have been rear ended.
If it was Terry Wogan's the soft top wouldn't fit right.
If it was Kerry Katona's it would just keep on breaking down.
If it was Max Mosley's it would keep pulling to the right.
If it was Christano Ronaldo's it would keep trying to pull into my next door neighbours drive.
If it was Chuck Norris's he wouldn't let me buy it
Anyone think of anymore?
If not, You've been wonderful, I've been The Hypno-Toad, I'm here all week, tell your friends, try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress, I'll get me coat.....
I wouldn't buy that Celebrities car because...
... it will always go wrong!
A mate of mine bought J Clarkson's SL55AMG, the dark Bluey one that the Stig apparently nicked and drove round the Topgear track.
Anyway, that was about two years ago, he's still got it now but isn't too happy at the long list of things that've gone wrong, including...
Gearbox selection broke - stuck in one gear, something to do with the electronics.
Rear suspension units faulty - replace both.
Front o/s suspension failed MOT- replace.
Front brake shims faulty and squeeling all the time - apparently should have been re-called to replace.
Drivers seat memory goes absent, and seat moves forward and locks/freezes close to dash. - electronics.
Furel tank baffles break and the car sounds like someone kicking a coke tin along the road - new tank.
The key/chip thing fails and he can't unlock the car.
There's more, but I can't remember then all. We try not to laugh when he tells us about the latest episode! It's a 100k car new, now covered about 50k miles.
So never buy a car from JC?
... it will always go wrong!
A mate of mine bought J Clarkson's SL55AMG, the dark Bluey one that the Stig apparently nicked and drove round the Topgear track.
Anyway, that was about two years ago, he's still got it now but isn't too happy at the long list of things that've gone wrong, including...
Gearbox selection broke - stuck in one gear, something to do with the electronics.
Rear suspension units faulty - replace both.
Front o/s suspension failed MOT- replace.
Front brake shims faulty and squeeling all the time - apparently should have been re-called to replace.
Drivers seat memory goes absent, and seat moves forward and locks/freezes close to dash. - electronics.
Furel tank baffles break and the car sounds like someone kicking a coke tin along the road - new tank.
The key/chip thing fails and he can't unlock the car.
There's more, but I can't remember then all. We try not to laugh when he tells us about the latest episode! It's a 100k car new, now covered about 50k miles.
So never buy a car from JC?
deeps said:
I wouldn't buy that Celebrities car because...
... it will always go wrong!
A mate of mine bought J Clarkson's SL55AMG, the dark Bluey one that the Stig apparently nicked and drove round the Topgear track.
Anyway, that was about two years ago, he's still got it now but isn't too happy at the long list of things that've gone wrong, including...
Gearbox selection broke - stuck in one gear, something to do with the electronics.
Rear suspension units faulty - replace both.
Front o/s suspension failed MOT- replace.
Front brake shims faulty and squeeling all the time - apparently should have been re-called to replace.
Drivers seat memory goes absent, and seat moves forward and locks/freezes close to dash. - electronics.
Furel tank baffles break and the car sounds like someone kicking a coke tin along the road - new tank.
The key/chip thing fails and he can't unlock the car.
There's more, but I can't remember then all. We try not to laugh when he tells us about the latest episode! It's a 100k car new, now covered about 50k miles.
So never buy a car from JC?
Well, never buy a car from Mercedes at least ... it will always go wrong!
A mate of mine bought J Clarkson's SL55AMG, the dark Bluey one that the Stig apparently nicked and drove round the Topgear track.
Anyway, that was about two years ago, he's still got it now but isn't too happy at the long list of things that've gone wrong, including...
Gearbox selection broke - stuck in one gear, something to do with the electronics.
Rear suspension units faulty - replace both.
Front o/s suspension failed MOT- replace.
Front brake shims faulty and squeeling all the time - apparently should have been re-called to replace.
Drivers seat memory goes absent, and seat moves forward and locks/freezes close to dash. - electronics.
Furel tank baffles break and the car sounds like someone kicking a coke tin along the road - new tank.
The key/chip thing fails and he can't unlock the car.
There's more, but I can't remember then all. We try not to laugh when he tells us about the latest episode! It's a 100k car new, now covered about 50k miles.
So never buy a car from JC?
Dracoro said:
deeps said:
I wouldn't buy that Celebrities car because...
... it will always go wrong!
A mate of mine bought J Clarkson's SL55AMG, the dark Bluey one that the Stig apparently nicked and drove round the Topgear track.
Anyway, that was about two years ago, he's still got it now but isn't too happy at the long list of things that've gone wrong, including...
Gearbox selection broke - stuck in one gear, something to do with the electronics.
Rear suspension units faulty - replace both.
Front o/s suspension failed MOT- replace.
Front brake shims faulty and squeeling all the time - apparently should have been re-called to replace.
Drivers seat memory goes absent, and seat moves forward and locks/freezes close to dash. - electronics.
Furel tank baffles break and the car sounds like someone kicking a coke tin along the road - new tank.
The key/chip thing fails and he can't unlock the car.
There's more, but I can't remember then all. We try not to laugh when he tells us about the latest episode! It's a 100k car new, now covered about 50k miles.
So never buy a car from JC?
Well, never buy a car from Mercedes at least ... it will always go wrong!
A mate of mine bought J Clarkson's SL55AMG, the dark Bluey one that the Stig apparently nicked and drove round the Topgear track.
Anyway, that was about two years ago, he's still got it now but isn't too happy at the long list of things that've gone wrong, including...
Gearbox selection broke - stuck in one gear, something to do with the electronics.
Rear suspension units faulty - replace both.
Front o/s suspension failed MOT- replace.
Front brake shims faulty and squeeling all the time - apparently should have been re-called to replace.
Drivers seat memory goes absent, and seat moves forward and locks/freezes close to dash. - electronics.
Furel tank baffles break and the car sounds like someone kicking a coke tin along the road - new tank.
The key/chip thing fails and he can't unlock the car.
There's more, but I can't remember then all. We try not to laugh when he tells us about the latest episode! It's a 100k car new, now covered about 50k miles.
So never buy a car from JC?
If it was Prince Philip's you wouldn't because...well lets face it, who wants a white Fiat Panda with a big dent in the side?
By the end of the year you wouldn't if it was Barack Obama's. I mean, who'd want a car with that many bullet holes?
There's a Jade Goody one but I know that would get me sin binned.
By the end of the year you wouldn't if it was Barack Obama's. I mean, who'd want a car with that many bullet holes?
There's a Jade Goody one but I know that would get me sin binned.
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