Audi C*ck story...with a twist
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So I was happily driving along in my Audi in the outside lane of the motorway. The traffic volume was moderate and I was making progress past cars in the inside and middle lane. I was travelling a few leptons over the NSL but nothing to raise an eyebrow from plod and was keeping pace with traffic, while leaving a respectible distance between myself and the car in front.
I was making regular checks in my side and rear view mirrors, and on one such occasion I noticed that a silver Audi on French plates was getting rather fond of my rear bumper. This continued for some time as traffic flow slowed then sped up. Each time as traffic speed increased the Silver Audi got very close to me, so much so that I could almost see how yellow his nicotine stained teeth were.
Now I am the first person to moan about middle lane hoggers etc, but to reiterate, I was not holding up traffic and if I had let him go past me he would only be one car further on and up his chuff instead.
Unfortunately as an Audi driver I feel I am the target of some stick thanks to Mr Clarkson and his team of trained monkeys. As I am sure most of you are aware that the C*ck master is he who drives the type of Audi called an RS4.
So when I did finally move out of the outside lane because I was exiting the motorway at the next junction I was very disappointed to see that the French Audi, who was in such a hurry to get past me, was in fact a 2.0l Diesel.
Also, as the driver went past me he looked over at me and tapped his finger on his rear view mirror. Now I may be being a bit cynical here and he could well have been trying to signal to me that I might have a problem with my rear view mirror that Audi Uk may want to fix under warranty. However, I dont think that was the case, as it was still attached to my windscreen and reflecting well within its design specifiaction.
So it would appear that some Audi drivers do live up to their reputaiton as C*cks who sit in the outside lane trying to force people out of the way with their menacing front grills and DRLs, but in this instance it wasn't the ultimate C*ck in an RS4, but some frech idiot in a 2.0l diesel... trying to get past me.... a senisible driver who respects lane discipline, leaves a safe distance between himself and the car infront and who tries not to intimidate other road users.... In his RS4
I was making regular checks in my side and rear view mirrors, and on one such occasion I noticed that a silver Audi on French plates was getting rather fond of my rear bumper. This continued for some time as traffic flow slowed then sped up. Each time as traffic speed increased the Silver Audi got very close to me, so much so that I could almost see how yellow his nicotine stained teeth were.
Now I am the first person to moan about middle lane hoggers etc, but to reiterate, I was not holding up traffic and if I had let him go past me he would only be one car further on and up his chuff instead.
Unfortunately as an Audi driver I feel I am the target of some stick thanks to Mr Clarkson and his team of trained monkeys. As I am sure most of you are aware that the C*ck master is he who drives the type of Audi called an RS4.
So when I did finally move out of the outside lane because I was exiting the motorway at the next junction I was very disappointed to see that the French Audi, who was in such a hurry to get past me, was in fact a 2.0l Diesel.
Also, as the driver went past me he looked over at me and tapped his finger on his rear view mirror. Now I may be being a bit cynical here and he could well have been trying to signal to me that I might have a problem with my rear view mirror that Audi Uk may want to fix under warranty. However, I dont think that was the case, as it was still attached to my windscreen and reflecting well within its design specifiaction.
So it would appear that some Audi drivers do live up to their reputaiton as C*cks who sit in the outside lane trying to force people out of the way with their menacing front grills and DRLs, but in this instance it wasn't the ultimate C*ck in an RS4, but some frech idiot in a 2.0l diesel... trying to get past me.... a senisible driver who respects lane discipline, leaves a safe distance between himself and the car infront and who tries not to intimidate other road users.... In his RS4
Audi drivers get intimidated by other Audi driver in PH shocker!!!!
1/10, no swearing, no unique insults, not even a single sign of noticable frustration. 1 point for meerly being able to speak the English language.
Had you described him as an onion eating surrender monkey i may have been kinder and given you 2/10
Thom
1/10, no swearing, no unique insults, not even a single sign of noticable frustration. 1 point for meerly being able to speak the English language.
Had you described him as an onion eating surrender monkey i may have been kinder and given you 2/10
Thom
- that's one quick Audi!Christiaan said:
Now I am the first person to moan about middle lane hoggers etc, but to reiterate, I was not holding up traffic and if I had let him go past me he would only be one car further on and up his chuff instead.
So? That's his problem. Let him get on with it, and get out of the way.190E Matt said:
Christiaan said:
As I am sure most of you are aware that the C*ck master is he who drives the type of Audi called an RS4.
Just utter crap. Why then? You have seen an example of bad driving, this time the driver happened to be an RS4, so instantly you call RS4 drivers cocks.
Well done, you are a Muppet.
I know two people who own RS4s, and neither of them are bad drivers.
Plenty of bad drivers, in all sorts of cars.
190E Matt said:
Christiaan said:
As I am sure most of you are aware that the C*ck master is he who drives the type of Audi called an RS4.
Just utter crap. Why then? You have seen an example of bad driving, this time the driver happened to be an RS4, so instantly you call RS4 drivers cocks.
Well done, you are a Muppet.
Plenty of bad drivers, in all sorts of cars. But if someone drives an Audi (in particular an RS4) badly, the bandwagon highlights it.
Edited by 190E Matt on Sunday 22 February 18:09
DirtyHarry88 said:
190E Matt said:
Christiaan said:
As I am sure most of you are aware that the C*ck master is he who drives the type of Audi called an RS4.
Just utter crap. Why then? You have seen an example of bad driving, this time the driver happened to be an RS4, so instantly you call RS4 drivers cocks.
Well done, you are a Muppet.
Plenty of bad drivers, in all sorts of cars. But if someone drives an Audi (in particular an RS4) badly, the bandwagon highlights it.
Edited by 190E Matt on Sunday 22 February 18:09
Edited by 190E Matt on Sunday 22 February 18:21
Christiaan said:
Unfortunately as an Audi driver I feel I am the target of some stick thanks to Mr Clarkson and his team of trained monkeys.
Trained Monkeys. Hahaha ~ like your style Audi driver ~ like your style.Yet another inaccurate Clarksonism ~ from this observer's viewpoint, Audi drivers have a lot of ground to make up before stealing that particular crown from the rightful 'owners' of the outside lane.... drivers of Bavarian Sierras....
More seriously, were you not tempted to move over and allow that driver to pass at an earlier opportunity rather than stay there until your off junction was in sight ? Then maybe treat said driver to some of his own driving techniques ... I know I'd be very tempted to do that.
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Edited by MGJohn on Sunday 22 February 18:18
MGJohn said:
More seriously, were you not tempted to move over and allow that driver to pass at an earlier opportunity rather than stay there until your off junction was in sight ? Then maybe treat said driver to some of his own driving techniques ... I know I'd be very tempted to do that.
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But that would have made me as bad as him, and playing into the "All Audi drivers are c*cks"..
stigmundfreud said:
you were a mobile road block, you probably had more than enough time to pull over and let him past but instead as you own an audi and thus the road, you didnt.
If you read the post it seems that he was in a queue of traffic all passing slower traffic in the middle lane.Why should he pull over because an arrogant twaat behind wants to get one car in front?
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