90 failed attempts at driving theory..

90 failed attempts at driving theory..

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Herman Toothrot

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6,702 posts

199 months

Thursday 17th March 2011
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In The Times today it said a woman aged 26 has failed her driving theory test for the 90th time... Also that a 39 year old man from the west midlands has failed his practical 36 times..

Isn't it sensible to say you get 5 attempts at each and if you don't pass after that many goes tough luck?

These people must be shocking and if they manage one day to fluke the test.. well it'll make the roads more dangerous for the rest of us.

CatfishCKY

904 posts

173 months

Thursday 17th March 2011
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Flippin' eck! I think I would have given up by now! They have no hope of passing! Please don't let them pass their test DVLA frown

kambites

67,666 posts

222 months

Thursday 17th March 2011
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Ninety failures of the theory test is mightily impressive. hehe

Mind you, I saw the hazard perception bit recently and it's hugely ambiguous. It didn't exist when I took my test but I'm not at all certain I could pass it without coaching myself in the kinds of things they arbitrarily consider to be hazards.


Edited by kambites on Thursday 17th March 10:59

Turbodiesel1690

1,957 posts

171 months

Thursday 17th March 2011
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Both these people should be immediately sterilised

killsta

1,731 posts

229 months

Thursday 17th March 2011
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Impressive hehe

What's even more impressive is the dosh spent overall yikes

90 x £31 = £2790 just on theory tests!

Mini1275

11,098 posts

183 months

Thursday 17th March 2011
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yikes

Carrot

7,294 posts

203 months

Thursday 17th March 2011
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A girl from my old school failed her driving test 17 times. Passed on the 18th time "barely" and apparently is just lethal on the roads, and has had loads of minor

Terrifying.


Herman Toothrot

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6,702 posts

199 months

Thursday 17th March 2011
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kambites said:
Ninety failures of the theory test is mightily impressive. hehe

Mind you, I saw the hazard perception bit recently and it's hugely ambiguous. It didn't exist when I took my test but I'm not at all certain I could pass it without coaching myself in the kinds of things they arbitrarily consider to be hazards.


Edited by kambites on Thursday 17th March 10:59
I did my bike test in September so had to do theory with hazard perception. No practice runs, 1st time I saw how it worked was sitting the test I passed without issue 1st time. It's really not difficult.

kambites

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222 months

Thursday 17th March 2011
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Herman Toothrot said:
I did my bike test in September so had to do theory with hazard perception. No practice runs, 1st time I saw how it worked was sitting the test I passed without issue 1st time. It's really not difficult.
I don't know what the rules are on passing it, but I found when I looked at it that I was spotting all sorts of things that they didn't consider "hazards".

LukeBird

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210 months

Thursday 17th March 2011
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eek

killsta

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229 months

Thursday 17th March 2011
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Herman Toothrot said:
I did my bike test in September so had to do theory with hazard perception. No practice runs, 1st time I saw how it worked was sitting the test I passed without issue 1st time. It's really not difficult.
Indeed, whilst it wasn't a requirement when I did my car test I have done it and it's not that hard. As long as you don't ignore all the blatantly obvious hazards then you'll be fine.

Oh, apparently clicking the button like a spaz on speed doesn't gain you more points either hehe

MitchT

15,952 posts

210 months

Thursday 17th March 2011
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I've always been of the opinion that someone who is so lacking in aptitude that they fail more than once or twice will be a danger if/when they do eventually pass. That said, my OH passed on her fourth attempt and is the best driver I know - totally in-tune with the concept of driving, mechanically sympathetic and about as precise and safe as anyone could be. I do still think, though, that there should be a cut-off point, and it troubles that the masses tend to consider 'mega failures', such as the likes of Maureen Reese, as a source of entertainment and amusement. If it were a young male driving so badly folk would take a very different view.

MarkRSi

5,782 posts

219 months

Thursday 17th March 2011
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eek How much would that cost!!?!

Herman Toothrot said:
Isn't it sensible to say you get 5 attempts at each and if you don't pass after that many goes tough luck?

These people must be shocking and if they manage one day to fluke the test.. well it'll make the roads more dangerous for the rest of us.
[Can of Worms]
Disagree - I'm sure plenty of people also fluke their test regardless if it takes one or a hundred attempts. It wouldn't make any difference to the driving standards you see on the roads. Also if it takes them 100 attempts, then it's their own cost.

(In case you're wondering, practical car test passed 3rd time, everything else (theory/bike practical) 1st time tongue out)
[/Can of Worms]

kambites

67,666 posts

222 months

Thursday 17th March 2011
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I think a better solution than having a limited number of attempts, would be regular re-tests. That way you catch drivers who've got worse, as well as the ones who started out bad and fluked their test.

ambuletz

10,803 posts

182 months

Thursday 17th March 2011
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90 times is abit disconcerting especially as 90% of the questions are just pure common sense. Makes you wonder what her kind of mindset is like..

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Thursday 17th March 2011
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Maureen from Driving school on TV way back when eek

She was pretty awful and failed a few blah

killsta

1,731 posts

229 months

Thursday 17th March 2011
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ambuletz said:
90 times is abit disconcerting especially as 90% of the questions are just pure common sense. Makes you wonder what her kind of mindset is like..
You'd think. I seem to recall turning up to mine with no revision beforehand and finding it quite simple.

I wonder what this sign could mean scratchchin





kambites

67,666 posts

222 months

Thursday 17th March 2011
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killsta said:
I wonder what this sign could mean scratchchin
No boomerangs?

Muncle Trogg

940 posts

159 months

Thursday 17th March 2011
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kambites said:
I think a better solution than having a limited number of attempts, would be regular re-tests. That way you catch drivers who've got worse, as well as the ones who started out bad and fluked their test.
yes

Twincam16

27,646 posts

259 months

Thursday 17th March 2011
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I find this sort of thing terrifying and depressing in equal measure. Compared to many European countries, our driving test is a piece of piss, and the theory test is more obvious than an Alan Partridge pun.

How is it we've wound up with so many thick-to-the-point-of-helplessness people in our population? Every time I hear stories like this I just think of the rapid upwardly-mobile populations of India and China, with a desire for learning and expertise, laughing at us as they power past in the economic fast-lane.