Best cupholders?

[anonymous-user]

Well, why not? Given the plethora of "best whatever" threads, surely we need an opportunity for PHers to show their superior judgment by reference to their cupholders (the answer to all "best" threads on any subject always being "the one I bought").

The cupholder in my cars is blonde and works in television.

[anonymous-user]

It's deadly serious! What could be more important in a car? OK, choice of novelty air freshener is more important, but only just.

[anonymous-user]

Get yourself a blonde, then. NB, the golden rule of the three Fs may apply.

[anonymous-user]

Phew thanks for getting the thread back on track. Personally, I prefer Romanian teenage gymnasts, but that just shows my age.

[anonymous-user]

The Crack Fox said:

Romanian, Czech, I'm not fussy as long as they're leggy, barely legal, can't speak English, are impressed with my slighty crap wheels and can hold a gin and tonic between their legs whilst I drive to the nearest Travelodge whilst pretending to be the Duke of Rutland.

The least the dozy bint could do is chop out a fat line or two whilst I dodge the traffic and catch up with facebook.

[anonymous-user]

ChrisDT said:

My 2002 Laguna DCi has an awsome one - Like the Saab one it comes out and flips round and is located nice and high (Next to the radio) o within easy reach.

Where is the "shoots self in head" smiley?

[anonymous-user]

Pssst, don't tell the bikers about this:-





http://www.kruzerkaddy.net/

Oh no, someone did...

http://www.kawasakimotorcycle.org/forum/kawasaki-c...

[anonymous-user]

Worth another go, I reckon.

[anonymous-user]

Gymnasts are so 2011. This year in-patients are in.

[anonymous-user]

That merits a new thread: "How old is the half eaten Snickers in your door compartment?"; or "Do you pick the carpet fluff off the under-seat Werther's before eating it?"

[anonymous-user]

Classy.

[anonymous-user]

Cup holder, or portaloo?

[anonymous-user]

[anonymous-user]

Tea, Earl Grey, hot.

[anonymous-user]

[anonymous-user]

...is the correct answer.

[anonymous-user]

I have dredged this one up from the vaults following a sort of bet, dare or challenge that arose in N, P & E. It is quite likely that the Mods will now have me killed, but, here goes:-

"Which car has the cupholder best suited for your penis beaker?"

Thank you, that is all.

[anonymous-user]

kowalski655 said:

I imagine it would be one that has the holder near the drivers seat,so you can carry on driving. Or place it in an underseat cubby hole.
Of course if you have a young gymnast in the car, the last place for your Penis should be the beaker

Whose underseat cubbyhole do you have in mind? Jitka says that she is a nice girl.

[anonymous-user]

I know that gymnasts like gold, silver, and bronze, but calling them hookers seems a tad harsh. As for Breadvan 73, I gather from another thread that he vanished on a holiday to Portugal, or something.


[How many bad taste buttons can we push in one thread competition]

[anonymous-user]

I awaken this somnolent thread to say that, having recently been given an E39 530i for free (yes, free), I can categorically state that the E39 has the world's most rubbish cupholders. The (free) ones in this (free) 2002 car are, naturally enough, broken or missing. Should I demand all of my money back?