how lucky/fussy are you with work parking...

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i'm pretty lucky with parking at work, we have a decent sized private car park that's always got a lot of extra spaces free (at least 30 more each day), hence this...



there's obviously a lot of non-car people piss taking about it, but at least i haven't had to have any dings redone (yet).


anyone got better?

(awaits pictures of underground heated company director parking spaces with polished flooring and personal plaque on wall)

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liner33 said:

Oh dear , I feel this thread may not go well for you

fingers crossed.

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CraigVmax said:

maybe put the wheels on full left lock, might look a bit better

DAMMIT.

i can see it from my office, must admit to having a bit of a look when putting the kettle on usually.

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jimxms said:

aberdeenelvis said:

If that's your bmw, then you sir are a KNOB!

WTF why? Its a private car park with ample spaces. He's not inconveniencing anyone. Merely making sure that the tts that seem to be magnetised into parking next to other cars in empty car parks, yet cant open their doors withotu swinging them at full pelt don't ding his P&J

god bless you.

elvis, would you like me to take a pic of the rest of the empty car park? if it helps you like me more, i'm willing to give it a go.

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devnull said:

Prize dick, doesn't matter if your car park has ample spaces or not, park it in a quiet bit.

it is a quiet bit.

• picks up camera...

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guys, you're not going to believe this. i just went outside to take another pic.....

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carreauchompeur said:

Bad picture- Lord Lucan is nowhere to be seen!

give it five minutes.

[VinceFox]

bad news. my car has adopted an alpha posture as a result of my arrogant parking.

it's just tried to beatty the car next to it

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DazBock said:

Oh dear. You are a brave man for posting this.

Good luck.

thanks, i'm wearing clean pants.

[VinceFox]

i was wearing clean pants.

[VinceFox]

it's not always empty, mind. this morning was a bit of a last minute squeeze.

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FANTOMAS13 said:

I think the owner of this BMW is a bell-end. But that's not because of his parking, its because I share an office with him and he takes up 3 peoples desks.

leave my st alone.

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PumpkinSteve said:

I'm lucky in that our car park is large enough to accommodate everyone easily and I can leave a full car width between me and the next person with no issues.

funny thing is, i tried that. in a large, empty car park, guess what STILL happened?

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Balmoral Green said:

Private car park - who cares? none of our business.
Public car park - weapons grade knob end.

exactly.

incidentally, i pretty much never leave it in public car parks.

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MC Bodge said:

I tend to park where I like, the chap in the Nissan just has to put up with it:

oh, and that is AWESOME.

[VinceFox]

they have done a couple of times. problem is, there aren't any other real petrolheads here so it's a bit of a culturally difficult one to grasp for a few of them.

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A13 said:

OP is a tt

mum?

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olly22n said:

A13 said:

OP is a tt

Excuse me?

in fairness, he is right. i'm putting it down to a lucky guess.

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Graebob said:

I like this thread, and I like the OP

thanks, i'm here all week. EVERY WEEK.