What's the biggest cheapest piece of crap transit sized mpv?

[CoolHands]

so I can collect furniture, go up the dump, etc without getting turned away to fly-tip cos they're so tight these days. I used to have a 500 quid citroen piccaso mpv was quite good with the seats out, until it failed mot big time on chassis rust. What else is similar? Cheap ved would be good & must be a petrol motor. Budget as small as poss but vehicle must last a couple of years.

'Handling' not important.