Monday 17th June 2002

Angry Man

Back from holiday and spoiling for a fight

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[CarZee]

Another quality rant

You're spot on Ted, and one has to retain a sense of humour about it or it starts to get bloody depressing...

[pjg]

Agreed - top quality rant.

Ever noticed how Beemer and Merc drivers seem to be in the greatest hurry - or is that just me?

[Roadrunner]

Top post. I've noticed that every time I get back from hols. At first you thinks it's shite, then you get used to it again. If only those 'kin numpties would get out my fackin way! KIN ELL !!

[dan]

ALL THAT B*STARD ANGER MEASUREMENT TOOL DID WAS PRATTLE ON ABOUT MEANINGLESS TWADDLE!!!! I WANT IT TO BLOODY WELL TELL ME HOW ANGRY I AM NOW!!!... NOT AFTER I'VE READ A BLOODY BOOK...

JEEZ IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK TO GET A STRAIGHT ANSWER... EH!... EH!...

There I feel better now...

thanks Ted

Cheers Dan

[mel]

Last Christmas having spent 3 weeks on a island in the South Pacific only 4 acres big at high tide in the company of a handful of people and no cars, I can honestly say my first experience of driving back home was terrifying, I shat myself at the agressive way other drivers "attacked" me, however after a few days I had forgotten the idea of "fiji time" and drove like a bastard again, just like every other bastard.

[grahambell]

Beemer and Merc drivers aren't necessarily in the biggest hurry - it's just that they're the most arrogant and inconsiderate bastards on the road so they like to make it look that way.

[GregE240]

Cheeky bugger - present company excluded, I assume ?

Glad you had a nice break Ted - welcome back to reality old chap....

[Don]

Welcome back, Ted! We pined. Or at least...all of us who were stuck in the office saying to ourselves..."I could be at Le Mans...Bugger!"

[campbell]

Nice one Ted, you should come and liive around my area and niver feel strest
I'll find out first had what all of you nutters drive lick, im going to see my friedn James in Chabs and a cousin in Chipinum
But never the less Top rant

[dan]

quote:
Nice one Ted, you should come and liive around my area and niver feel strest
I'll find out first had what all of you nutters drive lick, im going to see my friedn James in Chabs and a cousin in Chipinum
But never the less Top rant

Can someone translate??

My babel fish seems to have stopped working

[CarZee]

you need to have your babelfish deep fried in batter before it'll do Scottish

[GregE240]

CarZee

[Roadrunner]

I can never be sure if cambell is winding us up or not. Maybe he's a literary genious with a sense of humour.

[JSG]

quote:
I can never be sure if cambell is winding us up or not. Maybe he's a literary genious with a sense of humour.

There is a very fine line between Genius and Insanity.

[GregE240]

Good point Roadie......although he manages to get the smilies right tho' - how he do dat den ?

I think we should have a "Type the Campbell-Way Day" an awl tipe like he dus, intrespersd with teh odd fro good mesure.

No offense intended Cambers !

[CarZee]

I can see a new web project coming up - www.cambeltfish.co.scotland

[RUF 3]

Ted, the solution of course is to pack your server etc. in a van and emigrate to Scotland. Beautiful scenery, quiet roads, proper beer, friendly people......... but don't tell everybody or it'll become like London relocated !

[ZZR600]

Spot on rant ted , And so bloody true

[dans]

Mrs Miggins - he he he, you don't want to run her over Ted, where'd you go for pies?

[superflid]

Just over 2 weeks to go then relax! July 6th, Durness, peace at last........ Then back for a MAJOR rant!!