RE: Driven: Fiat 500 Abarth Esseesse
RE: Driven: Fiat 500 Abarth Esseesse
Monday 30th November 2009

Driven: Fiat 500 Abarth Esseesse

One of the cutest cars on the road today, but does it have a sting?



Everyone, all at once, say ahhhh. The Fiat 500 is certainly a cute car, a nice runabout for town and small enough to nip into the only tiny space left in the car park. But this little toy car was designed for the town and judging by the numbers I see on my daily drive it seems to have got that role sorted. But now it has gone and got all 'performancy'.

I have been looking at a new car to replace my battered old Subaru WRX, now that I have changed demographic boxes and ticked the married option. It isn’t the vows that have made me come to this decision, but living in the centre of London, finding parking would be so much easier. Plus the wife only passed her test two years ago, and insurance on a 280bhp rally car is somewhat pricey.... A compromise needs to be found!


I had eagerly awaited the Fiat 500 Abarth esseesse as the solution to my car woes. Something cheap enough to insure for a new driver (well, if group 14 is cheap!), yet fun enough to not miss the performance of my outgoing car. So when the keys landed on the desk I snatched them for an extended test drive.

To sportify the cuddly 500, Fiat has given the car to their performance division for a ground up overhaul. Unsurprisingly as a car that has been fettled by Abarth - whose owner raced motorbikes and even the Orient Express at one time - the result has a heavy motorsport bias.

Abarth started by sticking a turbo to the 1.4-litre engine. But the engine bay was so small they had to completely redesign the front end of the vehicle. There's a deeper spoiler to direct air into the turbo, and a longer bonnet to surround the power unit. The esseesse kit also adds new springs and dampers, plus a torsion beam rear suspension as well as drilled brake discs and more power, but the sportier feel does leave it a little bit lacking in terms of ride comfort.


More likely than not you are going to encounter many a speed bump in today’s urban driving and on my rat running route home I take in plenty. In this little Fiat, no matter what speed you take a bump at, you may need to book a visit to the chiropractors as each one feels like dropping off a kerb. It's really stiff.

However, the essesse is incredibly quick for a town car, meaning the smallest gap in traffic is enough to poke the 500 into. Over a 60mph drag the 500 also feels quicker than our long term Renaultsport 200, for instance, so it's no city slouch when we hit the open roads. The chassis means you can throw it into the corners without worrying it will let go, and the torque helps steer you around anything slightly sharper.

Inside and out of the cabin you better not suffer from arthrophobia, as the little scorpion motif is adorned across the car - although some of the logos can be optionally 'deleted'. The rest of the cabin is usual 500, though a pod-like stalk with shift lights and turbo bar has sprouted on the dash and there is a slightly more metallic look to the finish.


The esseesse performance pack costs £2,500 over your standard Abarth model, and £5,000 more than one not carrying the Fiat tuners badge setting you back £16,105.

You could argue that this is a little excessive but it does gain you 24 more horses over the Abarth (the standard 1.4 is 99bhp) and out of a total of 157bhp that is a noticeable percentage increase. Also you get the crate that the extra esseesse bits come in, if you fancy a nice ornament for your living room.

If you can cope with the very hard suspension and can justify the price then this is a very capable little pocket rocket. Just make sure you use its full potential and get it on a smooth race circuit for the odd track day, rather than council bumped roads - to remind yourself why you bought it between those visits to the chiropractor.

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pSynrg

Original Poster:

238 posts

208 months

Monday 30th November 2009
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Hate the 500 in general. These toy town sooped up versions are even more pathetic. Don't care if it drives, it's a crass retro fashion victim just like most of the owners.

B Oeuf

39,731 posts

310 months

Monday 30th November 2009
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They look like invalid cars to me

A Scotsman

1,001 posts

225 months

Monday 30th November 2009
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Think I'd rather have a Renaultsport Clio 200..... !!

Never rated the Fiat aesthetically..... Hate the interior.....

Marf

22,907 posts

267 months

Monday 30th November 2009
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Love it. Stick a quaife in there, remap and a bit more boost and it'd be great fun.

H_Kan

4,942 posts

225 months

Monday 30th November 2009
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Really like the 500 and this variant looks fantastic.

I can see that being an ideal used bargain run around for the missus in a few years.

jayfish

6,795 posts

229 months

Monday 30th November 2009
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Want!

soad

34,455 posts

202 months

Monday 30th November 2009
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Looks kinda cute - i like it.

ge0rge

3,053 posts

231 months

Monday 30th November 2009
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Like !

bigdavy

1,085 posts

233 months

Monday 30th November 2009
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Great little cars, have heard a lot of complaints about the stiffnes of the ss, I think the standard Abarth is a better buy.

rocksteadyeddie

7,971 posts

253 months

Monday 30th November 2009
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bigdavy said:
Great little cars, have heard a lot of complaints about the stiffnes of the ss, I think the standard Abarth is a better buy.
+1 'm in the market for the standard car. The stiffness of the SS is too much for me.

PS Does this mean I'm getting old?

A1GOY

1,521 posts

228 months

Monday 30th November 2009
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I've had the displeasure of spending a couple of days behind the wheel of one of those... things. It really is my least favourite car of all time.
Was looking forward to driving it, but a few mins after I got behind the wheel I hated it. Never gone from rate to hate so quickly before!

RobM77

35,349 posts

260 months

Monday 30th November 2009
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The ergonomics are worth mentioning. The cowling around the gearstick sticks out a long way, and gives no room for your left leg (in RHD models; right leg in LHD). So, if you're one of those people who has to sit like a jump jockey to drive a small car, with arms stretched out, sat back on their cocyx and knees high in the air, the 500 is no good because you can't splay your legs smile

dele

1,270 posts

220 months

Monday 30th November 2009
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pSynrg said:
Hate the 500 in general. These toy town sooped up versions are even more pathetic. Don't care if it drives, it's a crass retro fashion victim just like most of the owners.
+1

TomPenny

121 posts

207 months

Monday 30th November 2009
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Clio 200 money, no brainer if you ask me.

3Dom

345 posts

225 months

Monday 30th November 2009
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I really enjoyed driving the standard Abarth and am sure the extra horses would make this even more fun.
Though I'd probably rather have a Mito GTA, if they invented one that is!

Slikk

2,135 posts

269 months

Monday 30th November 2009
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I'm currently using one of these (albeit not a Abarth) as a "loner" whilst the Jag is beiing fixed. It is without a doubt the wost car I have ever had the misfortune to drive. Hateful little thing.

RobM77

35,349 posts

260 months

Monday 30th November 2009
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dele said:
pSynrg said:
Hate the 500 in general. These toy town sooped up versions are even more pathetic. Don't care if it drives, it's a crass retro fashion victim just like most of the owners.
+1
I disagree. My girlfriend wanted a 500 (before we realised that I didn't fit!). She doesn't follow fashion at all, owns no jewelary and no watch. She just thinks they're cute and have nice faces. Not everyone fits your stereotypes... For example my Dad once bought an Audi (a diesel estate version!), but that doesn't make him a cock. Equally, I own a BMW, but that's just cause I like rear wheel drive and a sporty drive from my practical car, not because I'm a flash git.

Edited by RobM77 on Monday 30th November 14:30

mainaman

428 posts

211 months

Monday 30th November 2009
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dele said:
pSynrg said:
Hate the 500 in general. These toy town sooped up versions are even more pathetic. Don't care if it drives, it's a crass retro fashion victim just like most of the owners.
+1
Spot on.

I drove the regular 500 several weeks ago.It was simply the worst drive of my life!It was shockingly bad,even when compared to other ''modern'' city cars like the Corsa,Clio and Fabia(the only decent driving small car i have testdriven!).The interior was the only positive thing about it and it seems like a lot of folk really like its ''retro chic''.

I am sure that the Abarth is much better and i don't like the facelifted looks of the Renausport Clio,but the Abarths cost twice as much as the regular hatches and even testers that like them admit that they are not class leading in performance and dynamics.

Edited by mainaman on Monday 30th November 14:22

LukeBird

17,170 posts

235 months

Monday 30th November 2009
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Quite like the look of them, but as said they're a bit too 'fashiony' IMO.
Exactly the same problem the Mini has, and exactly the reason why I can't foresee me buying either car!

I'll have an RS Clio please! smile

leon9191

752 posts

219 months

Monday 30th November 2009
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Saw my first Abarth 500 on the road today, love the look of them.

2nd hand in 2-3 years I think I might just have one of these.