Monday 2nd November 2009

Woman Reports Herself While Drunk Driving

You couldn't make it up/only in America, etc.

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Police in Wisconsin have busted 49-year-old Mary Strey for drunk driving - after she called 911 from her car to report herself. The 911 call ran as follows:

Mary Strey - helping to drive down crime...

Dispatcher: Clark County 911

Mary Strey: Somebody's really drunk driving down Granton Road...

Dispatcher: ...Which way are they going?

Mary Strey: They are going, um...

Dispatcher: Towards Granton or towards Neillsville?

Mary Strey: Towards Granton

Dispatcher: Okay are you behind them, or...

Mary Strey: No, I am them

Dispatcher: You am them?

Mary Strey: Yes, I am them

Dispatcher: Okay, so you want to call and report that you're driving drunk?

Mary Strey: Yes

Police say Strey did pull over when the dispatcher asked her to stop, and she was arrested after she failed a 'field sobriety test'.

If you don't believe us, read the full report from the arresting officer here. Isn't the internet a wonderful thing?

[Mafioso]

Wtf?

[SkinnyBoy]

Isn't that Lou Gramm?

[Munter]

I've heard of death by cop.... But I can't explain this one. Shirly you'd just pull over and call a cab if you were with it enough to call the cops and pull over?

[MikeCR]

women

[Justayellowbadge]

A somewhat stupid attempt to earn a 'crimestoppers' reward?

[Dr G]

How very conscientious

[gavzdc5445]

Didn't recognise Rudi Voller without his moustache!! P.S...what a splat!!

[BBS-LM]

hahahaha, at least she is off the road. WTF.

[gazchap]

"You am them?"

That dispatcher obviously got a good edumakashun.

[LukeBird]

[Belfast Boy]

Thank god they think of themselves as the Master Race!


From a Native.

[mustard tab]

only in America.
you've gotta love the septics.

[Galileo]

Isn't self control a wonderful thing?

Shane most women haven't got any.
"someone stop me, it's not my fault I can't control myself"

[ErnestM]

The Mental...

Maybe it runs in the family. I wonder if she has a British cousin with a son that ownes an Audi TT?

[Dugiet]

Maybe she just wanted a free trip to jail?

[robman23]

haha thats hilarious! Stupid yanks!

[Snoop Bagg]

ErnestM said:

The Mental...

Maybe it runs in the family. I wonder if she has a British cousin with a son that ownes an Audi TT?

LMFAO

[B10BRW]

" Dipstick"

[Burnham]

gazchap said:

"You am them?"

That dispatcher obviously got a good edumakashun.

Who was drunk? Was it both of them?!

[AMG Merc]

If true then good for her. Who know how many lives she saved by stopping.