RE: PH Blog: wheels maketh the Golf

RE: PH Blog: wheels maketh the Golf

Monday 30th January 2012

PH Blog: wheels maketh the Golf

Riggers's Golf GTI Edition 35 drives - and now looks - like the real thing



OK, it’s blatant hypocrisy. Harris proclaims the fun of turning the power/grip equation on its head by driving an AMG on space savers. We talk about how cars like the Toyobaru herald a new era of handling over grip and I have, on occasion, been known to mention how much fun crap tyres are on the PH Fleet Eunos.

Now, if we were true to this cause we’d have left the winter tyres on our long-term Golf GTI Edition 35. But, frankly, it looked a bit pants. And having swapped it onto the ‘proper’ wheels and tyres (possibly a little hasty if the weather forecasts are to be believed), Riggers was looking forward to trying out ‘his’ Golf on its proper wheels.

DSG just about involving enough to be fun
DSG just about involving enough to be fun
And he’s still looking forward to trying out his Golf on its proper wheels, having not got near it since thanks to both Garlick and I sharing it between us over recent days.

So we’re tarts. Having avoided the Golf whilst in its Bluemotion-esque disguise we’re now all too happy to be seen out and about in it. I took it up for a meeting in Milton Keynes the other day and, though not quite as entertaining as the AE86, it really demonstrated quite what a weapon this Golf is.

It really is a car that asks no questions at all. It looks cool, goes like stink in a relatively understated manner, doesn’t rub people up the wrong way like some more aggressively styled performance cars can and does all the pleasing, easy-to-live-with stuff you’d expect of any Golf. But there’s real depth too. The fixed-rate dampers are lively and, in extremes, capable of being overwhelmed by really high-speed compressions. But they feel better than the adjustable ones and the Golf feels very light on its feet and a lot livelier and more involving than the sensible VW stereotype would have you believe. And the grip on the ‘big’ wheels is immense, the XDS electric LSD meaning bold entry speeds can be matched with entertainingly committed early on the power exits.

Winter wheels: effective but girly-looking
Winter wheels: effective but girly-looking
OK, it’s about grip, power and composure rather than elegant balance-it-on-the-throttle fun, but the Golf pulls it off without feeling isolated and aloof and seems eager to play along with whatever mood you happen to be in. And much as I’d like a manual the DSG is crisp, quick to react and just engaging enough to keep you interested.

But mainly it looks ace on its big wheels. And, yes, that’s purely form not function.

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urquattro

Original Poster:

755 posts

186 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Needed a replacement car for the wife, got a Golf, said look how well the doors shut ala the prat advert etc.
Had it serviced, put some rear tyres on etc etc, cleaned it up as it was a trade buy.
What does VR6 mean she says, oh it just is an up market version, i see.
What does 4motion mean she says, oh it just stops wheel spin in Tesco car park,i see.
It goes like stink, is an alcoholic for fuel round town but off the line it just vanishes.
Somehow (this is the first Golf) it appears under rated and an old oil burner to some.
I quite like VW Golf now.smilesmilesmile cmpact little high performance sixer, cylinders and gears.

Edited by urquattro on Monday 30th January 16:08

corcoran

536 posts

274 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Please can we go a week without seeing this car/any VW Golf again in news.

J4CKO

41,524 posts

200 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Those wheels give it an air of 1990's mk3 Golf "Ryder" 1.4 "Special" Edition.

Garlick

40,601 posts

240 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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corcoran said:
Please can we go a week without seeing this car/any VW Golf again in news.
Here is a (ropey camera-phone) pic I took of it at a hotel on Saturday, just for you smile


corcoran

536 posts

274 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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  • shakes fist*
Garlick said:
Here is a (ropey camera-phone) pic I took of it at a hotel on Saturday, just for you smile

Lucky Eddie

15 posts

166 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Just don't lend it to the GMP!

Shaw Tarse

31,543 posts

203 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Is the MPG any good?

Garlick

40,601 posts

240 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Shaw Tarse said:
Is the MPG any good?
hehe

M666 EVO

1,124 posts

162 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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corcoran said:
Please can we go a week without seeing this car/any VW Golf again in news.
Tis a bland car

And what the hell was that first post on about??

urquattro

Original Poster:

755 posts

186 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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M666 EVO said:
corcoran said:
Please can we go a week without seeing this car/any VW Golf again in news.
Tis a bland car

And what the hell was that first post on about??
Said that I liked a Golf................surely that was clear, VR6 is a Golf, best wishes.

urquattro

Original Poster:

755 posts

186 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Message for Riggers.
It appears the readers are bored by your auto Golf with new wheels, see various comments re boredom.
It appears the readers are bored by my post re Golf VR6, ps it not boring but that remain our secret, ha ha.

johnyt993

21 posts

152 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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M666 EVO said:
corcoran said:
Please can we go a week without seeing this car/any VW Golf again in news.
Tis a bland car

And what the hell was that first post on about??
I thought the whole point of a long-termer was regular updates!

I WISH

874 posts

200 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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corcoran said:
Please can we go a week without seeing this car/any VW Golf again in news.
No

sperm

Dave Hedgehog

14,549 posts

204 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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sounds just like an mx5

donna180

627 posts

161 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Do all the electronics now fully switch off - VW said they would on MY12 cars.....?

How about trying it on the Glendale's 19s too smile

ArosaMike

4,202 posts

211 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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corcoran said:
Please can we go a week without seeing this car/any VW Golf again in news.
Yawn

Stuart

11,635 posts

251 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Garlick said:
Here is a (ropey camera-phone) pic I took of it at a hotel on Saturday, just for you smile

and

Dan Trent said:
Some stuff about it
Yes yes, all very nice chaps, but, WHEN DO I GET A GO?!

Grr. :shakes fist:

Even the bloody cleaner at our place seems to have been handed the keys to this thing at some point. Me? Nadah. Nowt.

You're all on half petrol rations until this situation is squared away. Clear?

smile

LHD

17,000 posts

187 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Stuart said:
Garlick said:
Here is a (ropey camera-phone) pic I took of it at a hotel on Saturday, just for you smile

and

Dan Trent said:
Some stuff about it
Yes yes, all very nice chaps, but, WHEN DO I GET A GO?!

Grr. :shakes fist:

Even the bloody cleaner at our place seems to have been handed the keys to this thing at some point. Me? Nadah. Nowt.

You're all on half petrol rations until this situation is squared away. Clear?

smile
Is it not a perk of the job to swipe a decent test car on demand?

I know it's a perk of my job. wink

Stuart

11,635 posts

251 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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LHD said:
Is it not a perk of the job to swipe a decent test car on demand?

I know it's a perk of my job. wink
Not really. The editor edits. Although if the editor leaves the fastest Bentley ever made in an airport car park for two days again when I could be swanning about in it, he'll be editing Anal and Proctology News.*






  • any passing HR types from Haymarket - this is a joke. Sort of.

Richard330s

63 posts

162 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Looks loads better on the new wheels.
But it is all relative, for a white goods.....I mean white golf.