Hooliganism in the 70s..Shocking ..truly shocking
Discussion
Whilst most supporters know about the hooligan violence that blighted
football in the 70's and 80's, few people will be aware of the clashes that
took place between rival children's TV gangs.
This week sees the publication of 'Congratulations you've just met the
RJF', the long awaited biography from children's TV favourites, Rod,Jane
and Freddy. This explosive book brings readers face to face with the
relentless violence of 80's kiddies TV. Sports Offensive reprints these
exclusive extracts.
Beginnings
Rod: In 1979 there were a lot of really useful firms operating out of ITV
and "The Rainbow Boys" were one of the best in the business. The problem
was, because we were new, we were always on the outside looking in. It was
time to make a bit of a noise and show them we could handle ourselves.
Freddy: We decided we were going to take Play School in their home pub,
Chatters wine bar in Hampstead. On the face of it, it was a f
g
ridiculous thing to do. They were pretty handy and had a big reputation,
but that didn't mean nothing to us. We were ready to make our mark and
didn't care how we did it.
Jane: We got there early and just kept a low profile. Pretty soon the
whole place was filling up. There were quite a few faces in there: Fred
Harris, Derek Griffiths, Big Ted. I can't say it bothered me. All I was
thinking was, "You're going to get it, you numpties!"
Rod: I think it was Johnny Ball who clocked us. I can remember him saying
something like "I can think of a number: the three wrs stood over there"
and it all kicked off. Even though they hit us with everything they
had, we took it. All I can remember is Freddy screaming, "Hold the line, just
hold the fg line" and we did.
Jane: I didn't think they could believe that three of us had taken about
forty of them at their place. They just melted away, flicking the V's
at us and looking like a total set of py's. I saw Hamble with blood
ping from an open head wound. To be honest I was too wound up to care.
Rod: We walked away from there with our heads held high. The Rainbow Boys
would have to take notice now. Rod, Jane and Freddy had well and truly
arrived.
The Battle of Blue Peter
Rod: There's been a whole heap of bull spoken about who vandalised
the Blue Peter Garden. The truth is that place got torn up in one of the
maddest, bloodiest children's television rucks I can ever remember.
Jane: Blue Peter were always giving it some about how they were the
best in the business. We were happy to let them think that. Our feeling was
they'd got sloppy and hadn't fought anyone decent for about five years. Their
shows always went out live, so the plan was to wait until the end of the
live broadcast and pile in. The trouble was it didn't work out like that.
Freddy: We'd gone over the wall and started heading towards them. It was
Simon Groom and Janet Ellis and we could tell we'd taken them by surprise.
Rod wades in and bang, bang, bang they both go down like a sack of sht.
It was all a bit too easy and we couldn't work out why the camera crew
were holding back. Then we realised, they'd been having some sort of past
presenter's reunion. They all came pouring out of the studios: Noakes,
Purves, Singleton; all ready to kick seven shades of sht out of us.
Jane: As far as we were concerned there was only one thing to do. Stand
our ground. Other firms would have run but we just thought, fk, this far
and no further. It wasn't easy mind. They were tooled up with bottle tops
from a bring and buy sale. Peter Duncan was just wading into us with a
bicycle chain shouting, "Take that you c !" I honestly didn't think we'd
last much longer.
Rod: Then we heard it. The best sound in the world; "Up above the
streets and houses, Rainbow climbing high!" It was The Rainbow Boys battle cry
the cavalry was coming. Zippy dropped the nut on Biddy Baxter and suddenly
things were a bit more even. I swear on my mother's grave if security
hadn't stepped in we'd have murdered the bds.
Freddy: The garden was totally fked. They covered it up and said it was
the work of vandals. No it wasn't, it was the scene of our finest hour.
'Congratulations You've Just Met The RJF' is published by Hodder and
Staunton and retails at £7.99
football in the 70's and 80's, few people will be aware of the clashes that
took place between rival children's TV gangs.
This week sees the publication of 'Congratulations you've just met the
RJF', the long awaited biography from children's TV favourites, Rod,Jane
and Freddy. This explosive book brings readers face to face with the
relentless violence of 80's kiddies TV. Sports Offensive reprints these
exclusive extracts.
Beginnings
Rod: In 1979 there were a lot of really useful firms operating out of ITV
and "The Rainbow Boys" were one of the best in the business. The problem
was, because we were new, we were always on the outside looking in. It was
time to make a bit of a noise and show them we could handle ourselves.
Freddy: We decided we were going to take Play School in their home pub,
Chatters wine bar in Hampstead. On the face of it, it was a f
g ridiculous thing to do. They were pretty handy and had a big reputation,
but that didn't mean nothing to us. We were ready to make our mark and
didn't care how we did it.
Jane: We got there early and just kept a low profile. Pretty soon the
whole place was filling up. There were quite a few faces in there: Fred
Harris, Derek Griffiths, Big Ted. I can't say it bothered me. All I was
thinking was, "You're going to get it, you numpties!"
Rod: I think it was Johnny Ball who clocked us. I can remember him saying
something like "I can think of a number: the three w
rs stood over there" and it all kicked off. Even though they hit us with everything they
had, we took it. All I can remember is Freddy screaming, "Hold the line, just
hold the f
g line" and we did. Jane: I didn't think they could believe that three of us had taken about
forty of them at their place. They just melted away, flicking the V's
at us and looking like a total set of p
y's. I saw Hamble with blood p
ing from an open head wound. To be honest I was too wound up to care. Rod: We walked away from there with our heads held high. The Rainbow Boys
would have to take notice now. Rod, Jane and Freddy had well and truly
arrived.
The Battle of Blue Peter
Rod: There's been a whole heap of bull spoken about who vandalised
the Blue Peter Garden. The truth is that place got torn up in one of the
maddest, bloodiest children's television rucks I can ever remember.
Jane: Blue Peter were always giving it some about how they were the
best in the business. We were happy to let them think that. Our feeling was
they'd got sloppy and hadn't fought anyone decent for about five years. Their
shows always went out live, so the plan was to wait until the end of the
live broadcast and pile in. The trouble was it didn't work out like that.
Freddy: We'd gone over the wall and started heading towards them. It was
Simon Groom and Janet Ellis and we could tell we'd taken them by surprise.
Rod wades in and bang, bang, bang they both go down like a sack of sh
t. It was all a bit too easy and we couldn't work out why the camera crew
were holding back. Then we realised, they'd been having some sort of past
presenter's reunion. They all came pouring out of the studios: Noakes,
Purves, Singleton; all ready to kick seven shades of sh
t out of us. Jane: As far as we were concerned there was only one thing to do. Stand
our ground. Other firms would have run but we just thought, f
k, this far and no further. It wasn't easy mind. They were tooled up with bottle tops
from a bring and buy sale. Peter Duncan was just wading into us with a
bicycle chain shouting, "Take that you c
!" I honestly didn't think we'd last much longer.
Rod: Then we heard it. The best sound in the world; "Up above the
streets and houses, Rainbow climbing high!" It was The Rainbow Boys battle cry
the cavalry was coming. Zippy dropped the nut on Biddy Baxter and suddenly
things were a bit more even. I swear on my mother's grave if security
hadn't stepped in we'd have murdered the b
ds. Freddy: The garden was totally f
ked. They covered it up and said it was the work of vandals. No it wasn't, it was the scene of our finest hour.
'Congratulations You've Just Met The RJF' is published by Hodder and
Staunton and retails at £7.99
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