Proposal - new TH!NK adverts

[pdV6]

Right. After observing a large number of numpty "moves" on my way in this morning, I reckon those shoddy "TH!NK" ads ought to be replaced.

I've a few ideas:

• TH!NK - Don't drive in the middle lane

• TH!NK - Don't block side roads when queueing in traffic

• TH!NK - Use your sodding indicators

• TH!NK - Don't do your makeup whilst driving

• TH!NK - Don't pull up to the rear bumper of a car that's trying to reverse park

• TH!NK - When the pedestrian crossing just next to the junction you're pulling out of is on green, that just *might* indicate that the main road traffic is on a red

• TH!NK - When its pi**ing down with rain, the road is slippery

• TH!NK - Wet leaves on the road don't make for good braking performance

• TH!NK - Scrape ALL the ice of your windows before leaving home

• TH!NK - Don't double park on a narrow street to post a letter, drop off little Tarquin or make a phonecall

• TH!NK - Delivery drivers, leave home 1/2 an hour later; you'll arrive more quickly and won't cause gridlock

I'm sure there's many more...

[deeen]

Think - use your dipped headlights
Think - switch off your foglights

[NikB]

Think - don't overtake parked cars or cyclists before checking what is coming the other way

[pug406]

And one for the Chav's

THINK - Use a comdom you lazy idle B4strd