RE: SOTW Special - Golf GTI 16V Bought!

RE: SOTW Special - Golf GTI 16V Bought!

Friday 19th September 2008

SOTW Special - Golf GTI 16V Bought!

PH buys a Golf GTI 16V - is this the road to recovery?


The new addition to the PH fleet
The new addition to the PH fleet
So here it is – PH's new shed. For those of you who don’t know the PistonHeads team has been trying to make some cash buying and selling second hand cars, starting with a kitty of £500.

So far the approach has been more Frank Spencer than Frank Butcher and after a disastrous loss with a Mercedes 420SE funds have taken a nose dive. That’s why there is a lot riding on this little Mark II Golf GTI 16V – this could be our last chance of getting back in the game.

I knew there was a lesson somewhere in the fact we bought a V8 Merc in the middle of a fuel crisis and figured going back to our hot hatch roots (having made money on the Peugeot GTI) was the way out of this whole mess. So what have we bought? Well the MkII GTI is arguably one of the all-time best hot hatches so that’s a good start, and this is the rarer, more powerful, 16 valve version.

Forget what you’ve heard about the 8V being better – it’s rubbish – this is the real deal. The car comes with seven months MOT and even a few days tax. The price? Two-hundred-and-fifty of your English pounds. Or in other words a couple of good nights out in London.

Comes with ultra rare DTM exhaust kit
Comes with ultra rare DTM exhaust kit
But to say the sale was easy would be stretching the truth. I saw the ad on Gumtree and phoned up the seller, who lived in Southgate, the other side of London. A quick three-hour slog round the North Circular and I meet him in a side street (rule one of how not to buy a car). The Golf looks OK, if a little tatty, but there’s zero rust and it’s pretty much standard.

The guy then tells me that the car is about to run out of petrol and a test drive is likely to result in us conking out somewhere in the Borough of Enfield. I decide to take my chances and manage to nurse it once more around the block. There’s not much shove but this is traced to the two inch thick rubber matt resting under the accelerator pedal and although finding gears is a bit like stirring a bowl of soup the car seems to be in good, honest nick.

Cleaning car next job for workie (after tea)
Cleaning car next job for workie (after tea)
I’ve done an HPI check on it already and I know it’s not stolen or crashed, so I adopt the your-car-is-a-pile-of-rubbish poker face and go in for the kill. ‘Two hundred quid and I’ll take it now’. It doesn’t work and he won’t budge. Eying the fuel gauge reading empty it dawns on me that I could be stuck with a car that won’t move anyway.

An inquiry of where the nearest petrol station is flusters the chap and he suddenly insists on fetching his brother to continue the transaction. Before I can react off he goes in the car with no fuel, telling me to wait where I am. I figure he’s gone for good but twenty minutes later a Mercedes van turns up and out gets someone new.

It’s his brother, apparently, but where’s the car? Round the corner, run out of petrol, of course. Silly me. We drive 500 yards and there it is. After the two men in the van have waved and said hello to virtually everyone on the street I ask how we are going to get the Golf moving again. It’s going to take half-an-hour to go and get petrol, they tell me, and as it’s now 8.30 in the evening I am on the verge of giving up.

136,000 miles? Barely run-in...
136,000 miles? Barely run-in...
We all agree that I’ll come back tomorrow with Mr Will and grab the Golf. It’s not there the following day and after a quick phone call Man 1 comes sailing around the corner in the Golf. I give him 250 quid, he gives me the documents, and off he goes into the sunset, leaving me with the keys to my very own 16V Golf. With no petrol in it.

Perhaps surprisingly we make it back and even more surprisingly it seems like we might have bought a half-decent car. OK, so the passenger electric window doesn’t work, but the driver’s one does so who cares? There’s a sunroof, all the lights work, the 16V lump pulls cleanly and it’s got a decent bit of shove.

The gearbox linkage is probably a bit worn but there’s no crunch in any of the gears, even second which normally goes on these cars. We’ve only had it a couple of days but already the 250 quid Golf is winning over the PH office. Garlick didn’t want to drive it at first but after ten minutes behind the wheel he didn’t want to give it back.

Hot hatches old and new
Hot hatches old and new
It’s simple, smaller than I remember, and has what all slightly tatty cars have – character. I have to admit I have a real soft spot for MKII Golfs, having owned three of them, and to me the 16V big bumper is an absolute classic. Apart from a dent in the back, most of the panels are unbelievably straight, and as I said before, not a spot of rust in sight. Next up is to give it a good polish and maybe tidy up a few bits, then try and sell it ASAP for a decent profit.

This Golf could be make or break for our shed project, so no pressure then…

The Gumtree ad...
The Gumtree ad...

Author
Discussion

MrTappets

Original Poster:

881 posts

191 months

Friday 19th September 2008
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Hmmm

BoRED S2upid

19,691 posts

240 months

Friday 19th September 2008
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Thats been stolen. I predict a £250 loss.

hill79

215 posts

189 months

Friday 19th September 2008
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£250 for a (admittedly tatty looking) 16v mk2 GTI with nothing wrong with it? If its as straight as you think, thats a bargain! Bit of elbow grease on the paintwork, touch of back to black and a hoover and I reckon you could double your £250 without much difficulty.

NormanD

3,208 posts

228 months

Friday 19th September 2008
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I've got a 16V Golf with a Turbocharger fitted by Turbo Technics.


200 BHP great fun

LuS1fer

41,132 posts

245 months

Friday 19th September 2008
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I'll give you £255.

ASBO

26,140 posts

214 months

Friday 19th September 2008
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Doesn't sound like the smoothest transaction I've ever heard of.

Wilburo

391 posts

197 months

Friday 19th September 2008
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I'm shocked you waited for the brother or went back - it sounds like a robbery was on the cars!

NDT

1,753 posts

263 months

Friday 19th September 2008
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do all the numbers match?

jamiebae

6,245 posts

211 months

Friday 19th September 2008
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Duff fuel gague then? It sounds very dodgy though, but then again you could break it, scrap the shell and still make a profit.

MrV

2,748 posts

228 months

Friday 19th September 2008
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hill79 said:
£250 for a (admittedly tatty looking) 16v mk2 GTI with nothing wrong with it? If its as straight as you think, thats a bargain! Bit of elbow grease on the paintwork, touch of back to black and a hoover and I reckon you could double your £250 without much difficulty.
+1 to the above that has to be worth at least £500 with a damn good clean and polish

Oli S

214 posts

199 months

Friday 19th September 2008
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BoRED S2upid said:
Thats been stolen. I predict a £250 loss.
As I say in the story the car has had an HPI check and it hasn't been crashed or stolen smile

Adrian W

13,869 posts

228 months

Friday 19th September 2008
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Err, so that's advertising...................................mods?????!!!!!

Oli S

214 posts

199 months

Friday 19th September 2008
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jamiebae said:
Duff fuel gague then? It sounds very dodgy though, but then again you could break it, scrap the shell and still make a profit.
That's what I thought - but worked fine when we put some fuel in it...

LeoZwalf

2,802 posts

230 months

Friday 19th September 2008
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Indeed, it sounds reet dodgy! Reckon I'd have done a runner when the dude came back in a van with his 'brother'... no thanks.

Happy to be proved wrong though and £250 for one of these modern classics is a bargain. smile

adycav

7,615 posts

217 months

Friday 19th September 2008
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Allow me to recommend some Mer bumper gel. It'll work a treat on those tatty old bumpers.

http://www.mynewcheap.co.uk/products/details/mer-c...

Baffled Spoon

5,250 posts

194 months

Friday 19th September 2008
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Oli S said:
BoRED S2upid said:
Thats been stolen. I predict a £250 loss.
As I say in the story the car has had an HPI check and it hasn't been crashed or stolen smile
Could have been cloned? Still, looks to have been a great buy for the money.

fastgerman.com

1,914 posts

195 months

Friday 19th September 2008
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How many miles?!

Back to black on the bumpers, good clean, take off the stupid exhaust and provided mileage is under 120k, I'd stick it up for £1,200 - Black, big bumper, 3 door, Mk2, it's all good!

Edit - Just seen it's 136k, stick it up for £1k with 12 months MOT, 6 months tax and an original exhaust plus give it a full valet!

Edited by fastgerman.com on Friday 19th September 13:34

r1ch

2,871 posts

196 months

Friday 19th September 2008
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Truly a bargain.

Altrezia

8,517 posts

211 months

Friday 19th September 2008
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Its not a big bumper golf. It HAS big bumpers, but were fitted later on in the cars life, sorry lads!

theturbs

949 posts

236 months

Friday 19th September 2008
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I think that SOTW should do ok with selling this on.