Fortunately we managed to placate him with lots of retro pics of Range Rovers instead.
In fact, we managed to get hold of so many courtesy of the kind folks at the British Motor Industry Heritage Trust that we couldn't pick our favourite, and Garlick had to go for a lie-down in a dark room.
So here are five of our favourites. Tell us via the magic of the forum thread of the forum thread which is your favourite and we'll desktop-ise it
Lines close at 12.45pm today (Friday) (well they would if we had some to close) and any votes cast after then will not count, though you may still be charged (as they say on TV - except that we won't charge you. Because it doesn't cost anything to post on PH...)
We'll pop the winner up by 1pm today (Friday 4 June).