Who wants to hear the best news for Le Mans goers?

Who wants to hear the best news for Le Mans goers?

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oversteer

247 posts

260 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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And a right load of old bollox this turned out to be just as expected.

stals v8

67 posts

229 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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Does anybody remember about three years ago at le mans, the fair ground included a strip show for a few euros!!

It was a big lorry that had a side extension with a stage inside for all the punters!
As i went in the strippers were feeling round the pockets for a few pre show euros!!

we went in early saturday afternoon for the show it was awsome! being dirty french birds the finished with a live licky licky on stage!

We couldnt believe it! & the crowd went wild!!!!!

By evening the que was near the dunlop bridge & the show shortened!!
Some of the le mans faithfull must remember it?!

Come on you lot, who saw it............mind you it never came back........!!!

anonymous-user

56 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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stals v8 said:
Does anybody remember about three years ago at le mans, the fair ground included a strip show for a few euros!!

It was a big lorry that had a side extension with a stage inside for all the punters!
As i went in the strippers were feeling round the pockets for a few pre show euros!!

we went in early saturday afternoon for the show it was awsome! being dirty french birds the finished with a live licky licky on stage!

We couldnt believe it! & the crowd went wild!!!!!

By evening the que was near the dunlop bridge & the show shortened!!
Some of the le mans faithfull must remember it?!

Come on you lot, who saw it............mind you it never came back........!!!


Remember it, never went in though.

There used to be two.

The one with younger girls and the one with the ropey older ones

Guess which one used to have the longest queue?

MM05

2 posts

227 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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Is there not a lap dancing ar (or perhaps something stronger) in Le Mans town itself? I've heard rumours, but after 4 years of looking, I can't find anything.

Anyone else know any different??

andy_vtec

355 posts

243 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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stals v8 said:
Does anybody remember about three years ago at le mans, the fair ground included a strip show for a few euros!!

It was a big lorry that had a side extension with a stage inside for all the punters!
As i went in the strippers were feeling round the pockets for a few pre show euros!!

we went in early saturday afternoon for the show it was awsome! being dirty french birds the finished with a live licky licky on stage!

We couldnt believe it! & the crowd went wild!!!!!

By evening the que was near the dunlop bridge & the show shortened!!
Some of the le mans faithfull must remember it?!

Come on you lot, who saw it............mind you it never came back........!!!


Alas yes, we attended the show around 4am on Sunday morning, it was not a pretty site, although the 2 girls at the end dressed in sailors outfits do seem to stick in my mind. <shudder>

obes

3,298 posts

246 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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MM05 said:
Is there not a lap dancing ar (or perhaps something stronger) in Le Mans town itself? I've heard rumours, but after 4 years of looking, I can't find anything.

Anyone else know any different??


There's a fairly tame pole dancing bar down one of the side streets in the old town. Can't remember the street.. had had a couple of but i do remember that there was a fountain at the top of the road with a group of very drunk naked blokes in it !!

lancia037

8 posts

232 months

Thursday 7th July 2005
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Crazy Miguels was one of them....can't remember the name of the other

Remember nipping in one Saturday afternoon and leaving some of the group outside - they thought it a bit too grubby for them. 5 mins in and it buckets with rain and they get soaked...we stayed dry - worth the money in itself.

andy zarse

10,868 posts

249 months

Thursday 7th July 2005
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Just to clear matters up:

The larger one in the back of the artic lorry was called Crazy Pigale's (Pigale being the "can-can" area of Paris where the Moulin Rouge is located). The other establishment with the old dogs in it was called New York Nights.

In the old days (pre-1990) there was a freak show too, complete with a big fat woman with massive tits, a drugged-out punk woman lying in a snake pit (I still haven't workeed out what the deranged crack-bitch was doing in there in the first place), a head on a table, (as seen in the Steve McQ film) and a boxing booth. If you went three rounds with Big Pierre you got your money back. Must punters came out the ring with their teeth knocked out. It was hilarious.

All this was part of the LM establishment for us old hands. I've been at Le Mans every year since 1988 and the strip show's passing in particular made me sadder than you can possibly imagine. Part of my youth was spent sweating in there...

thunderace

759 posts

247 months

Thursday 7th July 2005
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andy zarse said:

In the old days (pre-1990) there was a freak show too, complete with a big fat woman with massive tits,


That was Irta, the fat lady. It used to be a ritual to make our Le Mans virgins go and chat her up

flasher

9,238 posts

286 months

Friday 8th July 2005
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stals v8 said:
Does anybody remember about three years ago at le mans, the fair ground included a strip show for a few euros!!

It was a big lorry that had a side extension with a stage inside for all the punters!
As i went in the strippers were feeling round the pockets for a few pre show euros!!

we went in early saturday afternoon for the show it was awsome! being dirty french birds the finished with a live licky licky on stage!

We couldnt believe it! & the crowd went wild!!!!!

By evening the que was near the dunlop bridge & the show shortened!!
Some of the le mans faithfull must remember it?!

Come on you lot, who saw it............mind you it never came back........!!!



Mate, this is legendary with the mob I usually go with. One of them still humms the tune they played every time he rings me!!

Even if we are gutted there are now no mucky ladies at Le Mans (apart from on our campsite..) it was quite fitting that the last year was the best year.



>> Edited by flasher on Friday 8th July 12:20

obi

308 posts

282 months

Friday 8th July 2005
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flasher said:


Mate, this is legendary with the mob I usually go with. One of them still humms the tune they played every time he rings me!!

Even if we are gutted there are now no mucky ladies at Le Mans (apart from on our campsite..) it was quite fitting that the last year was the best year.



>> Edited by flasher on Friday 8th July 12:20

Somehow i just knew the subject of the "mucky lady tent" would get you posting !!!!

Who could forget the immortal statement "and now gentlemen for your entertainment..... le lesbos"