Your convoys

[charlescrawley]

Just make sure you don't ask our mate Joe to give you a haircut...







>> Edited by charlescrawley on Friday 28th May 14:59

[N17 TVR]

Feck me, that looks like a new lane on the M25

[charlescrawley]

N17 TVR said:

Feck me, that looks like a new lane on the M25

The poor fella turned up at our campsite on Friday night, I think, already totally p*ssed. No idea who he was, except that he was Scandinavian (Danish, I think). Anyway, as the night goes on, he got even more pissed and eventually passed out on the ground. Someone suggested it might be amusing to shave the poor s*d's head a bit...

More pics:

http://fp.charlescrawley.free-online.co.uk/files/LM03F055.jpg

http://fp.charlescrawley.free-online.co.uk/files/LM03F056.jpg

http://fp.charlescrawley.free-online.co.uk/files/LM03F122.jpg

Video:

http://fp.charlescrawley.free-online.co.uk/Video/LeMans2003/lemans2003stripeymeetsjackass.MPG

I know it was cruel, but damn it was funny! Credit to the man though, he was happy to pose for pics with Joe the next evening. Perhaps he didn't remember anything?

[DustyC]

that video is hilarious!

[N17 TVR]

nothing like looking after your guests is there

With the people we have going this year, he better not make the same mistake in our kneck of the woods, it would be like Deliverance meets The Whicker Man meets the League of Gentlemen.

He would be praying for a swift end.........

[DustyC]

Im just thankful Im not the only person travelling in such a group!

[charlescrawley]

DustyC said:

that video is hilarious!

It's Joe p*ssing himself laughing that does it... It's infectious!

[DustyC]

My first thought was "oh no thats Des's dad!"
who travels down with us each year. When you said he spoke Danish, who cant after a few beers!

The last pic made me realise it wasnt though.
I think it was Des who couldnt actually find the door to his tent and was so pissed was at the side of it looking for a zip that wasnt there. Left him there looking for half an hour until I told him he wasnt at the front!

[charlescrawley]

DustyC said:

My first thought was "oh no thats Des's dad!" who travels down with us each year. When you said he spoke Danish, who cant after a few beers! The last pic made me realise it wasnt though. I think it was Des who couldnt actually find the door to his tent and was so pissed was at the side of it looking for a zip that wasnt there. Left him there looking for half an hour until I told him he wasnt at the front!

Some other lad joined us for an evening's fun 'n' drinking, but fell at the "big, hard yellow cock" hurdle.
Eventually we had to carry him back to his tent, where to the serious lack of amusement of his wife / girlfriend, he proceeded to vomit all over the inside of their tent.
Who says proper hospitality is dead?? We definitely "take care" of our guests.

>> Edited by charlescrawley on Friday 28th May 15:36

[N17 TVR]

Our definition involves a spade, a hole and a bag of quick lime.....

[charlescrawley]

N17 TVR said:

Our definition involves a spade, a hole and a bag of quick lime.....

You're scaring me!

[andypowell]

Our convoy:

(leaving Calais Thurs 9:30amish)

Attendees
Honda S2000
Honda S2000
Honda S2000
Honda S2000
Honda S2000
Honda S2000
Honda S2000
Westfield
Bike
MG
Nissan 200SX
Nissan 350Z
Honda S2000
Honda S2000
Honda S2000
Honda S2000

surprise surprise we are the www.s2ki.com lot, will be PH and S2Ki stickered up

[satman]

andypowell said:

Our convoy: (leaving Calais Thurs 9:30amish) Attendees Honda S2000 Honda S2000 Honda S2000 Honda S2000 Honda S2000 Honda S2000 Honda S2000 Westfield Bike MG Nissan 200SX Nissan 350Z Honda S2000 Honda S2000 Honda S2000 Honda S2000 surprise surprise we are the www.s2ki.com lot, will be PH and S2Ki stickered up

Bloody hell...there wont be a Honda S2000 left in the UK, over Le Mans weekend, will there?



I Know most of the Tivs will be absent as well

[sixspeed]

Subaru Impreza STI (new jobby)
Mazda RX-8
Caterham R300
Mini Cooper S
Saab 93 Turbo (lightly tweaked)
Nissan Skyline R32 (tweaked a bit more )
Mini Cooper
Nissan Skyline R32 (tweaked, but not as much as the other one)
Subaru Impreza STI (bug-eyed one)


Erm.. think that's it...


-andy-

[tomopenshaw]

first year at lemans so thought i would keep it simple, i.e. my shed of a volvo 440. its a gamble if i even will get there, any one taking a tow rope?

[steve_D]

tomopenshaw said:

first year at lemans so thought i would keep it simple, i.e. my shed of a volvo 440. its a gamble if i even will get there, any one taking a tow rope?

You're the one with room for a tow rope so you had better take one for the rest of us.

Ultima only have room for a packet of crisps and a bottle of water.
Steve

[littlegearl]

DustyC said:

GCerbera said: Just a Cerbera and a Griff unless we pick anyone up enroute. You'll probably be the only convoy not to get split up though!

i wouldn't count on it... on the way down last year our convoy consisted of me and my brother... managed to loose him south of rouen and had to stop so he could catch up!!!

[venom500]

tomopenshaw said:

first year at lemans so thought i would keep it simple, i.e. my shed of a volvo 440. its a gamble if i even will get there, any one taking a tow rope?

.........If we see u by the side of the road well give u a tow....no worries....ever fancy,d seeing ya volvo 440 go off the clock?!!

[fatboy chim]

bridgdav said:

The Berkshire Brigade...6.45am Portsmouth to Caen S3 x 3 Griff x 6 Chimera x 6 Tuscan x 3 Cerbera x 2 . . . . . . . MX5

We're on that crossing and wouldn't mind tagging on, would an extra Chim be a problem? I can see its going to throw the symmetry of your convoy but its my first Le Mans and We'd appreciate some company on the run down

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[drum4it2]

you got tickets then Andy! what campsite you on? I guess we'll see you there - atb