Do i take the girlfriend ....
Discussion
. Poor Battlecat (the origional poster) is in a moral dilemma and all you can do is rub it in 
. tjdixon911 said:
Not read the whole thread here, but I made the decision today that I am going to Le Mans next year which bought me onto the Girlfreind issue and how to break it to her.....
Initial thought was to invite her but that was instantly over ruled - by myself - she likes her sleep too much and if I invited her she wouldn't want to camp which in my eyes is half the point of going!
So I will sit her down tonight tell her the news that I have decided to buy a new kitchen for the house then drop in "oh and by the way I'm going to Lemans next year!".
If I'm still alive tomorrow I'll let you know how I get on
Jesus. Modern man eh?
Just tell her going bollox to the new kitchen. You shouldnt need permission to go anywhere in an equal relationship. I go to Le Mans with my mates end of story. My other half goes off shopping in Dubai doesn't "ask permission" and I don't have an issue with that either. Its called equality.
On top of all that women dont belong at Le Mans unless they are wearing a hawaian tropic outfit or getting their baps and kebabs out in the gone but never forgotten mucky lady tent. end of.
IMHO experience it all depends on the bird.
If you know she isnt going to like it then deffo dont take her. If she wants to go, then spell out exactly whats involved & if you think she will moan & complain then please leave your whining b*tch at home.
My Mrs fancied going this year (2005) and personally I'm glad she did, she loved every single minute of it, never complained once, mixed in with everyone, held her own in the drinking stakes and did more work around the campsite than a lot of the blokes in our party.
This despite the fact that she is the sort of laydee that wont go in the shed because there might be spiders and was seriously worried about the sh*tters......
Having said all that, I can also see Flashers point of view.
If you know she isnt going to like it then deffo dont take her. If she wants to go, then spell out exactly whats involved & if you think she will moan & complain then please leave your whining b*tch at home.
My Mrs fancied going this year (2005) and personally I'm glad she did, she loved every single minute of it, never complained once, mixed in with everyone, held her own in the drinking stakes and did more work around the campsite than a lot of the blokes in our party.
This despite the fact that she is the sort of laydee that wont go in the shed because there might be spiders and was seriously worried about the sh*tters......
Having said all that, I can also see Flashers point of view.
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. M be = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. M be = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?
stigproducts said:
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. M be = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?
stigproducts said:
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. M be = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?
nearly right...
1. Yes = No
2. No = No
3. M be = No
20vt_mk2dub said:
At the end of the day if you have to be asking the question...
dont take her.
If you really wanted (and she did too) her to go, you wouldnt need to ask.
Leave her at home
I'm not sure this one works, the female we got landed with who was a pain the ar$e last year really wanted to go - she just hadn't understood what it was all about although she'd been told at length what it all involved!
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