Captions please!

[TUSCAN 29]

griff2be said:

OK Rod - how about for Brands we let Scooby Doo and Monkeh drive the cars and we'll just get pissed?

29

which one of you was driving at combe then????????

[griff2be]

Well that's the thing, Scooby and I were having a bit of an argument about whether to buy Stella or Grolsch from the cash and carry as we went across the start finish straight. I turned round to have a word with him - he was muttering something about Bacardi Breezers, the poof, when we parked up a bit smartish like, on the outside of quarry.

Its No 6 itself I feel sorry for. We amuptated its entire rear end yesterday afternoon....

[TUSCAN 29]

29

Let me get this right no:6, you were talking to a stuffed kiddies toy on the main straight at say 150 mph, and turned round to discuss the drinks order while blasting over avon rise. OK,

(1) you are totally bonkers and,

(2) you're good!!!!

[griff2be]

TUSCAN 29 said:

29 Let me get this right no:6, you were talking to a stuffed kiddies toy on the main straight at say 150 mph, and turned round to discuss the drinks order while blasting over avon rise. OK, (1) you are totally bonkers and, (2) you're good!!!!

Well you know how it goes 29. The stuffed kiddies toy is there for two reasons and two reasons only:

1) To look 'cute and interesting' for the motor racing fans aged under 8 years old (catch 'em young etc..) and

2) To read the pace notes

But when the little pr1ck starts mouthing off about Bacardi Breezers (FFS!!), instead of saying 'Brake now' like he was supposed to, I had no option but to give his side of the roll cage a bit of a slap with a convenient tyre wall

And I had just bought him a proper SNELL2000 helmet as well. Ungrateful mongrel.....

[TUSCAN 29]

29

You have lost it mate, must be something to do with the fact that your home planet was only 65 million miles away at the moment. Wrap yourself in cooking foil, prehaps the com rays won't get through

[jamesc]

New Caption photo!

[GrahamG]

I'd have got away with that dodgy move up the inside if it wasn't for you meddling kids

[hawthorns]

jamesc said:

New Caption photo!

29


oooooohh!!! you startled me, just catching 40 winks while laddy boy was driving, slow ain't the word for it, so bored that I nodded off

[jamesc]

TUSCAN 29 said:

griff2be said: jamesc said: Can I have a sip of your gin and tonic, old chap? I spilt mine at Quarry... 29 Gin and tonic!!!!!!!!, bloody awful stuff, never touch it. how about; Andy: Rod, old mate, oh great one, master of the track, may I have a small sip of your holy water? Rod: That's how it all starts, "can i have a sip of water" then " can i have a bit of your sandwich" then "can i borrow your car" then " can i sleep with your wife" then "can i borrow some money", and what's it all leading to, I've told you once if I've told you a thousand times, I'm not swapping "Monkee" for that mangy old "scooby do do thingy", so get stuffed.

has to be the winner! Ben's manifolds are on their way to Farnham!

[john75]

Andy's new race instructor has an unhealthy interset in puppets and is only 15cm tall !!!