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TUSCAN 29 said:
griff2be said:
jamesc said:
Can I have a sip of your gin and tonic, old chap? I spilt mine at Quarry...
29
Gin and tonic!!!!!!!!, bloody awful stuff, never touch it.
how about;
Andy:
Rod, old mate, oh great one, master of the track, may I have a small sip of your holy water?
Rod: That's how it all starts, "can i have a sip of water" then " can i have a bit of your sandwich" then "can i borrow your car" then " can i sleep with your wife" then "can i borrow some money", and what's it all leading to, I've told you once if I've told you a thousand times, I'm not swapping "Monkee" for that mangy old "scooby do do thingy", so get stuffed.
This has to be the best so far; but can you do better!
TUSCAN 29 said:
griff2be said:
jamesc said:
Can I have a sip of your gin and tonic, old chap? I spilt mine at Quarry...
29
Gin and tonic!!!!!!!!, bloody awful stuff, never touch it.
how about;
Andy:
Rod, old mate, oh great one, master of the track, may I have a small sip of your holy water?
Rod: That's how it all starts, "can i have a sip of water" then " can i have a bit of your sandwich" then "can i borrow your car" then " can i sleep with your wife" then "can i borrow some money", and what's it all leading to, I've told you once if I've told you a thousand times, I'm not swapping "Monkee" for that mangy old "scooby do do thingy", so get stuffed.
has to be the winner! Ben's manifolds are on their way to Farnham!
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