Jaguar F-Pace Non Runner

Jaguar F-Pace Non Runner

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Vsix and Vtec

674 posts

19 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Brake pedal switch not working, maybe?

ecsrobin

17,239 posts

166 months

Tuesday 14th May
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LunarOne said:
I'm sure it's something loose and we have nothing to worry about. Engines don't break when not running, unless left for 20 years. I'm pretty sure 5 minutes won't do it, even for a JLR product.
Even if it’s a quick fix I’d call it a sign to get rid.

Rowe

318 posts

123 months

Tuesday 14th May
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If it's terminal, how many days do we reckon before Ecsy has got another running engine in there?
I reckon 5 days should do it.

chrisch77

642 posts

76 months

Tuesday 14th May
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I have the same symptoms currently on my XC90 - turned it off on Thursday fine but then it wouldn't crank yesterday morning. On that model the typical culprit is the electrically actuated steering lock module. Unfortunately the car is somewhat immobilised (eBrake + auto box) until resolved!

andburg

7,367 posts

170 months

Tuesday 14th May
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it will be something simple

if its not

https://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help/contact...

Jhonno

5,816 posts

142 months

Tuesday 14th May
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silentbrown said:
silentbrown said:
I'd have cut my losses and got shot of it rather than stick another engine in - but now it's in and running, it's a different matter: Selling now just crystallizes the losses, and switches you into another moon-mileage car that's truly an unknown.
getmecoat
roflrofl

Justin S

3,647 posts

262 months

Tuesday 14th May
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chrisch77 said:
I have the same symptoms currently on my XC90 - turned it off on Thursday fine but then it wouldn't crank yesterday morning. On that model the typical culprit is the electrically actuated steering lock module. Unfortunately the car is somewhat immobilised (eBrake + auto box) until resolved!
Happened to my daughters XC90. autobox etc. Was craned off to a Volvo guy in Essex who was spot on with the diagnosis as Volvo were clueless about the issue . Its very common.

drdino

1,155 posts

143 months

Tuesday 14th May
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How's the battery?

zedx19

2,778 posts

141 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Just on the fraud thing, it's still worth reporting even though you've made the engine work, you don't know how many other cases other people have lodged and the more ammunition the fraud team have the better, you may also get some money back.

Many many years back, I purchased a 306 GTi-6 which decided to dump it's entire oil contents on the M1 when the sump plug fell out. Cut a long story short, a breakers sent me videos/pictures of a running 306 GTi-6 and sent me that engine (so they claimed) except when the engine turned up it was an XSI engine. They told me, "Honest mistake but you can use your head on that bottom end, it'll be fine". I told them to collect the engine and supply the correct one, they said no problem then I never heard from them again, ignored all calls from me. I managed to source another engine, got it fitted and pursued it through the courts where it turns out many other people had the same problem with this breakers. I got my money back in full and they never collected the XSI engine.

Gallons Per Mile

1,924 posts

108 months

Tuesday 14th May
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You're a victim of the sunk cost fallacy at well before this stage. Get rid of it, accept the loss and move on with your life. You'll be doing this forever, otherwise.

QBee

21,070 posts

145 months

Tuesday 14th May
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On my TVR, this was the immobiliser cutting in for no particular reason. Lock and unlock cleared it.

On my Saab it was a sensor that told the car when the gear lever was in park or neutral, so safe to start.
Swore at it, slammed the lever back and forwards a few times, gave up, was about to get out and walk and thought "I'll just try it one last time" and it started

ThingsBehindTheSun

261 posts

32 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Is there any way we can do a GoFundMe page and buy this car from Escy? We could then take it to a field and have the following purchase options

1)£10 throw a brick at the car
2)£20 one hit with a sledge hammer
3)£50 attack it with a can of brake cleaner and a lighter
4)£500 one hit with the bucket of a JCB
5)£1000 a gallon of E10 and a box of matches

Austin_Metro

1,249 posts

49 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Escy - fingers crossed for you mate.

Mrs Escy - you must be the most patient wife.

Monkeylegend

26,556 posts

232 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Hope it's not those timing chains, that would be like a kick in the wotnots.

Mikebentley

6,193 posts

141 months

Tuesday 14th May
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For fks sake.

eliot

11,491 posts

255 months

Tuesday 14th May
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you are going to be on the wrong end of a divorce at this rate that’s going to cost a dam sight more that this stinking turd.

BenS94

1,995 posts

25 months

Tuesday 14th May
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ThingsBehindTheSun said:
Is there any way we can do a GoFundMe page and buy this car from Escy? We could then take it to a field and have the following purchase options

1)£10 throw a brick at the car
2)£20 one hit with a sledge hammer
3)£50 attack it with a can of brake cleaner and a lighter
4)£500 one hit with the bucket of a JCB
5)£1000 a gallon of E10 and a box of matches
I'm tempted to sell my own car to fund this.

Mezzanine

9,254 posts

220 months

Tuesday 14th May
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ThingsBehindTheSun said:
Is there any way we can do a GoFundMe page and buy this car from Escy? We could then take it to a field and have the following purchase options

1)£10 throw a brick at the car
2)£20 one hit with a sledge hammer
3)£50 attack it with a can of brake cleaner and a lighter
4)£500 one hit with the bucket of a JCB
5)£1000 a gallon of E10 and a box of matches
I reckon if you left it in that field unattended for 5 minutes it would probably set itself on fire without any assistance.

Sorry to read another bad update so soon. Although we all admire your perseverance, this thing seems genuinely cursed. Please make your life easier Escy.

Gallons Per Mile

1,924 posts

108 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Mezzanine said:
I reckon if you left it in that field unattended for 5 minutes it would probably set itself on fire without any assistance.
ISWYDT wink

Mezzanine said:
Please make your life easier Escy.
Very much this.

M3333

2,265 posts

215 months

Tuesday 14th May
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You're polishing a turd mate. Hopefully this is something simple. But for your sanity take it straight to WBAC!!