Child forces sale.... WHY

Child forces sale.... WHY

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RVVUNM

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1,913 posts

211 months

Tuesday 16th January 2007
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I_Want_That_One

94 posts

210 months

Tuesday 16th January 2007
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What do you think the sound proofed child capsule under the front bonnet is for??

Koln-RS

3,897 posts

214 months

Tuesday 16th January 2007
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It's a sympathetic hormonal reaction.

The mother is going through pregnancy and child birth and the father feels he must demonstrate that he is the provider/protector and trade in his speedy chariot for a more practical horse and cart.

The same people, when they reach 50, buy cardigans and subscribe to Saga.

Don

28,377 posts

286 months

Tuesday 16th January 2007
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I_Want_That_One said:
What do you think the sound proofed child capsule under the front bonnet is for??

rofl

paracetamol

4,227 posts

246 months

Tuesday 16th January 2007
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Worse still-why do fathers to-be suddenly think they need to buy a Cayanne or the like to transport their little bundle of joy! I think its either down to male depression of having to grow up and so retaliating by buying a new "tonka toy" or wife envy (bit like penis envy)-"if she's getting a new baby then so am I"

lightweight

1,165 posts

250 months

Tuesday 16th January 2007
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I have a similar problem in that I have just aquired a puppy who comes to the office with me problem is she likes to sit on the pasenger seat of the GT3 do porsche do a dog seat cover and pet front airbag deactivation option?

Hope so otherwise I may have to buy a cyanne turbo?

tm993

9 posts

212 months

Tuesday 16th January 2007
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Kids crammed into the back of a 911 get the full sounds effects anyway - that's either a good or a bad thing depending on whether (a) you wish to instill in them an early appreciation of the flat 6 wail or, more likely (b) they'll end up deaf.

Adam B

27,448 posts

256 months

Tuesday 16th January 2007
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I will give you a serious answer as I hope you have a solution!

Sold Boxster to finance house move.
Had a deposit on 996TT which I cancelled when found out wife was pregnant.
Bought a new Polo runaround in the mean time till I had figured out what to do.
Now have £50k ideally £40k to spend on a car but really can;t see the 911 dream happening now.

Makes sense to have one car (we do 4-5k pa, usually weekends only, park on street).

4wd 911 - not enough space for buggy of any kind.
2wd 911 - rear access crap for getting baby in /out - will we really be able to get our stuff in for say a weekend away?

option is keep the Polo as only worth £6k odd and have a 911 toy but realistically I never go anywhere in car on my own so would never get to use it.

thinking M3 (ony two doors but decent boot but worried about warranty cost), RS4 (worried about depreciation), or horror of horrors a Cayenne S/turbo or X5 4.8 thingie. I need to test drive and see if they are at all "fun" (but I fear not), also they are a bit cliche and worried they will continue to depreciate like a stone. But practical / fast enough / good access / wife likes them and I don;t car about fuel economy due to low mileage.





Edited by Adam B on Tuesday 16th January 10:55

willdew

2,138 posts

266 months

Tuesday 16th January 2007
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I can see why there'd be pressure to get something bigger and with rear doors.

RS6?

norbertc

10 posts

210 months

Tuesday 16th January 2007
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These guys have got it all wrong...

I did the opposite, found out the wife was expecting, bought an elise.

Then when decided to change cars, 911 seemed like a really sensible option with it having enough space for 4 etc

Fidgits

17,202 posts

231 months

Tuesday 16th January 2007
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Don said:
I_Want_That_One said:
What do you think the sound proofed child capsule under the front bonnet is for??

rofl

hehe

Don

28,377 posts

286 months

Tuesday 16th January 2007
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I reckon you could have a 996 Turbo and *one* baby. Porsche do a child seat. The kid *will* fit in it. Porsche do a buggy - can't remember if you need a 2WD for it to fit in the boot but I'll bet it will fit in the foot well of the unoccupied seat.

Getting the kid into and out of the child seat will be a PITA of course - but only once they're a little larger and put on some weight. This, frankly, will also be true of an M3 as its only two door.

When it comes to managing I reckon its a case of wanting to manage. If you *want* to manage *enough* you will be able to have a 911/BMW M3.

If you want convenience you really need a great big Merc diesel estate.

In my experience Mums (who often do most of the childcare) lose the will to manage with a sports car more quickly than Dads (who often do a little less). This is by no means a scientific conclusion, mind. And the ladies of PH are likely to want to manage a great deal more than most...


Edited by Don on Tuesday 16th January 11:36

Adam B

27,448 posts

256 months

Tuesday 16th January 2007
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willdew said:
I can see why there'd be pressure to get something bigger and with rear doors.

RS6?

yep RS6 also on the shortlist - RS4 w/o the dperciation risk

put off a bit by size (too big!), me for fun factor, wife for parking. Also auto only whereas RS4/M3 are manual - by far our preference

bob1179

14,108 posts

211 months

Tuesday 16th January 2007
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It reminds me of that advert that was on last summer when I was in the UK, the guy who's girlfriend is pregnant and he is trying to get a child seat into the front of his Corvette Stingray convertable.

God damn you man! Don't be pussy whipped! Keep the bloody car! Buy a second hand people carrier or Volvo for the missus and the baby and their crap, but for GODS SAKE do not get rid of the P+J!!!

As you may have noticed I don't have any children of my own. But if I did. I wouldn't sell my baby. (When I buy one as I don't even have a P+J of my own at the moment. The woe.)

softinthehead

1,550 posts

241 months

Tuesday 16th January 2007
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i suspect that the problem is not so much the tiny person but all the attendant kit that modern parents feel they cannot possibly do without. I remain bemused at the stream of parents pushing their tiny persons through my doors and into my small surgery office attached to massive buggy/trikes with bags hanging from every angle. the nice thing about having a porsche and a child is that it focusses your mind on what you actually do need (though the 944 was an exception - huge easily accessible and useful boot, fabulous family car )

Adam B

27,448 posts

256 months

Tuesday 16th January 2007
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Don said:
I reckon you could have a 996 Turbo and *one* baby. Porsche do a child seat. The kid *will* fit in it. Porsche do a buggy - can't remember if you need a 2WD for it to fit in the boot but I'll bet it will fit in the foot well of the unoccupied seat.


No Porsche buggy will fit into 2wd 911 only - don't realyl want to shell out another £1k for Porsche seat/buggy when we (or rather wife) have spent that on a bugaboo / car seat / ISOFIX base.

I see your point that if you want a 911 enough you will find a way but I want it enough, I am just concerned I will never be able to use it. I do not drive to work, the car will only be used for a) shopping etc trips in London / once a weekend trips outside London to friends/parents which is where I want something fun.

superlightr

12,885 posts

265 months

Tuesday 16th January 2007
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I cant get our child seat to fit tightly in the back of the 996tt.
Forward facing in the front seat is fine but not in the back it wobbles too much.

Can you (anyone ) really get a child seat in the back of a 996 so its solid and safe?

Serious question

willdew

2,138 posts

266 months

Tuesday 16th January 2007
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Adam B said:
willdew said:
I can see why there'd be pressure to get something bigger and with rear doors.

RS6?

yep RS6 also on the shortlist - RS4 w/o the dperciation risk

put off a bit by size (too big!), me for fun factor, wife for parking. Also auto only whereas RS4/M3 are manual - by far our preference


www.pistonheads.com/sales/116429.htm

Don

28,377 posts

286 months

Tuesday 16th January 2007
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The solution? Join one of those car clubs. You get occasional use of something fast and fun. No depreciation. Wife can have her X5/MPV for weekends. You just accept that your family weekend motoring won't be the "fun" kind. Either that or take the same budget and spend it renting Caterhams from Jonny at Bookatrack and hooooooning around the local circuits. Driving in London can't be considered fun anyway. Since each journey has to start and end there why bother? Get your motoring fix elsewhere...

CUE99T

1,021 posts

210 months

Tuesday 16th January 2007
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I'd say it's just the inital 2 years that the problem, not after that.

Anyway what do I know I have kid coming in June (pre-ordered ) and have just bought a Lambo......yes thats right she is well unimpressed but who cares I'll deal with it at the time!!!

Paul