HENRY - EXPECT A VISIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[968csreading]

r5gttgaz said:

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That will be the colour of his face too, with steam coming out of his ears.

Edited by 968csreading on Friday 20th October 15:13

[abarber]

[nick_968]

.....he is a car dealer after all and as such takes on risk. He knew what he was getting into and he is a big boy. If he really was pissed at reading this thread maybe he should be in a different game!!

[timu23]

Maybe the title of the post should be amended

[Vesuvius 996]

911 (996 model) GT2 2001 Y-registration. As far as we are aware the cheapest right hand drive GT2 for sale in the UK today and one of the best value for money Porsches currently for sale. Just taken in part exchange the car has air conditioning, steel brakes, we are told by it`s former owner a suspension upgrade and goes like the wind. Showing just under 20,000 miles on the speedo the car has a replacement service book with one service from the main dealers. As such we can not guarantee the mileage to be correct, though this car has featured heavily in Gumball and Cannonball videos having the arse ragged off it by an utter lunatic when it was showing 28,000 miles. Offered exactly as it came to us except that we removed the Gumball stickers and the wet patches from the passenger seat, along with some bright red African dust from unmade roads and some teeth and hair from some poor Johnny Foreginer that got run over by it. One of the world`s ultimate supercars yet still everyday drivable, until you end up in prison.

Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Friday 20th October 15:20

Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Friday 20th October 15:21

[fidgits]

timu23 said:

Maybe the title of the post should be amended

To "Henry, you probably dont want to read this?"

[stone]

Vesuvius 996 said:

911 (996 model) GT2 2001 Y-registration. As far as we are aware the cheapest right hand drive GT2 for sale in the UK today and one of the best value for money Porsches currently for sale. Just taken in part exchange the car has air conditioning, steel brakes, we are told by it`s former owner a suspension upgrade and goes like the wind. Showing just under 20,000 miles on the speedo the car has a replacement service book with one service from the main dealers. As such we can not guarantee the mileage to be correct, though this car has featured heavily in Gumball and Cannonball videos having the arse ragged off it by an utter lunatic when it was showing 28,000 miles. Offered exactly as it came to us except that we removed the Gumball stickers and the wet patches from the passenger seat. One of the world`s ultimate supercars yet still everyday drivable, until you end up in prison.

[DucatiGary]

to be fair id prolly buy it, if I could get the missus on side but thats not going to happen just yet.

[fidgits]

Vesuvius 996 said:

911 (996 model) GT2 2001 Y-registration. As far as we are aware the cheapest right hand drive GT2 for sale in the UK today and one of the best value for money Porsches currently for sale. Just taken in part exchange the car has air conditioning, steel brakes, we are told by it`s former owner a suspension upgrade and goes like the wind. Showing just under 20,000 miles on the speedo the car has a replacement service book with one service from the main dealers. As such we can not guarantee the mileage to be correct, though this car has featured heavily in Gumball and Cannonball videos having the arse ragged off it by an utter lunatic when it was showing 28,000 miles. Offered exactly as it came to us except that we removed the Gumball stickers and the wet patches from the passenger seat, along with some bright red African dust from unmade roads and some teeth and hair from some poor Johnny Foreginer that got run over by it. One of the world`s ultimate supercars yet still everyday drivable, until you end up in prison.

Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Friday 20th October 15:20

Although you missed:

"we would reccomend NOT taking this car to mainland europe, as most police forces have the registration on record and a 'shoot on sight' policy for this particular car.."

[timu23]

[Vesuvius 996]

anonymous said:

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Absolutely, Henry's no mug. I reckon he bought it for about twenty quid.

Still bloody funny though. He should put the links to the Google Videos on it..........

[ballcock]

Who said 'there's no such thing as bad publicity!!'

Holysh1tballs!! ... If Henry were deceased he'd be turning in his grave!!


Very seriously though .. Should someone give him a shout and let him know bout this thread? .. I'm sure he'll have a novel and interesting way of looking at Suvi's potential purchase!

To be fair .. Shouldn't a GT2 be one of the very few supercars on the planet that can handle this punishment?

[simonharrod911]

I can't see the big deal here. Henry's clearly mentioned the miles and history doubts, so what if it's been driven hard, it's a GT2!!! I'd prefer to buy a car that had done gumballs than one that had tripped around Docklands in 2nd gear.

It's ...... CHEAP.

[rnjk4982]

fidgits said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

911 (996 model) GT2 2001 Y-registration. As far as we are aware the cheapest right hand drive GT2 for sale in the UK today and one of the best value for money Porsches currently for sale. Just taken in part exchange the car has air conditioning, steel brakes, we are told by it`s former owner a suspension upgrade and goes like the wind. Showing just under 20,000 miles on the speedo the car has a replacement service book with one service from the main dealers. As such we can not guarantee the mileage to be correct, though this car has featured heavily in Gumball and Cannonball videos having the arse ragged off it by an utter lunatic when it was showing 28,000 miles. Offered exactly as it came to us except that we removed the Gumball stickers and the wet patches from the passenger seat, along with some bright red African dust from unmade roads and some teeth and hair from some poor Johnny Foreginer that got run over by it. One of the world`s ultimate supercars yet still everyday drivable, until you end up in prison.

Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Friday 20th October 15:20

Although you missed:

"we would reccomend NOT taking this car to mainland europe, as most police forces have the registration on record and a 'shoot on sight' policy for this particular car.."

Unless i'm mistaken, stay away from America in the motor too.

[domster]

So who is Henry expecting a visit from???

- Lonman, miffed at being called an 'utter lunatic' by Henners
- Trading standards, wondering where the missing mileage has gone
- Nervous, who's stalking Henry anyway

Henry, please tell us who turns up first...


PS In all seriousness, it's a cheap GT2 and I like Henry's drive to get us all into the cheapest pork imaginable, but personally I find winding the mileage back on a car to be disgusting. Someone has been a common thief at some point in this car's history, as verified by a previous owner. I hope Henry himself wasn't caught out by these fraudsters.

[fidgits]

Vesuvius 996 said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Absolutely, Henry's no mug. I reckon he bought it for about twenty quid.

Still bloody funny though. He should put the links to the Google Videos on it..........

Good idea...

911 (996 model) GT2 2001 Y-registration. As far as we are aware the cheapest right hand drive GT2 for sale in the UK today and one of the best value for money Porsches currently for sale. Just taken in part exchange the car has air conditioning, steel brakes, we are told by it`s former owner a suspension upgrade and goes like the wind, as can be seen from this video: http://video.google.com/videoplay?doc of the car in the US travelling at over 180mph while chased by a Supra and a police helecopter. Showing just under 20,000 miles on the speedo the car has a replacement service book with one service from the main dealers. As such we can not guarantee the mileage to be correct, though have no indication to the contrary, except for a thread on Pistonheads, but you don't want to look there. One of the world`s ultimate supercars yet still everyday drivable, as can be seen by this video: http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?d where you will be amazed at the small gaps and traffic this car has been driven through at immense speed and disregard for all other car users. Offered exactly as it came to us.

Edited by fidgits on Friday 20th October 15:36

[Luca1973]

simonharrod911 said:

I can't see the big deal here. Henry's clearly mentioned the miles and history doubts, so what if it's been driven hard, it's a GT2!!! I'd prefer to buy a car that had done gumballs than one that had tripped around Docklands in 2nd gear.

It's ...... CHEAP.

And still looks bloody gorgeous. And Christ, what's the worst that can happen? £20k on an engine, £10k on a gearbox?

[Vesuvius 996]

rnjk4982 said:

fidgits said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

911 (996 model) GT2 2001 Y-registration. As far as we are aware the cheapest right hand drive GT2 for sale in the UK today and one of the best value for money Porsches currently for sale. Just taken in part exchange the car has air conditioning, steel brakes, we are told by it`s former owner a suspension upgrade and goes like the wind. Showing just under 20,000 miles on the speedo the car has a replacement service book with one service from the main dealers. As such we can not guarantee the mileage to be correct, though this car has featured heavily in Gumball and Cannonball videos having the arse ragged off it by an utter lunatic when it was showing 28,000 miles. Offered exactly as it came to us except that we removed the Gumball stickers and the wet patches from the passenger seat, along with some bright red African dust from unmade roads and some teeth and hair from some poor Johnny Foreginer that got run over by it. One of the world`s ultimate supercars yet still everyday drivable, until you end up in prison.

Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Friday 20th October 15:20

Although you missed:

"we would reccomend NOT taking this car to mainland europe, as most police forces have the registration on record and a 'shoot on sight' policy for this particular car.."

Unless i'm mistaken, stay away from America in the motor too.

NERVOUS : Henry, mate, it's about that GT2 you sold me...

HENRY : And....?

NERVOUS : I'm in jail.

HENRY : *click* Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

NERVOUS : Hello........ hello............

[Vesuvius 996]

Luca1973 said:

simonharrod911 said:

I can't see the big deal here. Henry's clearly mentioned the miles and history doubts, so what if it's been driven hard, it's a GT2!!! I'd prefer to buy a car that had done gumballs than one that had tripped around Docklands in 2nd gear.

It's ...... CHEAP.

And still looks bloody gorgeous. And Christ, what's the worst that can happen? £20k on an engine, £10k on a gearbox?

A gun up your arse from an angry copper?

[DucatiGary]

domster said:

Henry, please tell us who turns up first...

was me