Does buying a Porsche get you laid? Discuss..
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Vesuvius 996 said:
gojonnygo said:
It`s a well known fact amongst the female fraternity that any guy that has to purchase a penile extension,ie a Porsche is very inadequate in the genitalia department.
No mate. That's what they SAY to their FRIENDS.
Then when she gets picked up on a date by a bloke in a 911 she's wetter than an otter's pocket.
I am sure Blackadder has used that one before
c2dtg said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
gojonnygo said:
It`s a well known fact amongst the female fraternity that any guy that has to purchase a penile extension,ie a Porsche is very inadequate in the genitalia department.
No mate. That's what they SAY to their FRIENDS.
Then when she gets picked up on a date by a bloke in a 911 she's wetter than an otter's pocket.
I am sure Blackadder has used that one before
Alright then, "wider then a wizard's sleeve."
I've got all night.
Vesuvius 996 said:
c2dtg said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
gojonnygo said:
It`s a well known fact amongst the female fraternity that any guy that has to purchase a penile extension,ie a Porsche is very inadequate in the genitalia department.
No mate. That's what they SAY to their FRIENDS.
Then when she gets picked up on a date by a bloke in a 911 she's wetter than an otter's pocket.
I am sure Blackadder has used that one before
Alright then, "wider then a wizard's sleeve."
I've got all night.
bugger..... 
framps said:
Glad to see the banter continues apace. It's made my week getting jibes from a C-class Merc driver!? Isn't that the A-class merc with a boot? No wonder he's angry at me, spending all that money buying under aged girls in bars a drink before you dump them in the woods afterwards. Next to the AMG badge will no doubt be a bumper sticker with 'I've got sweets in my car!' as he cruises schools.. 
Well the social experiment continues, I've never actually used 'Hi I drive a porsche' as an opening line but will have to give it a go. To be fair they're normally introducing themselves to 'me' first... (heh heh) Pin stripe suits in city bars, all you need to do is look for the essex girls in 'party dresses' and you know they've made a special trip to the city to pull a 'rich boy'. Buy a bottle of champagne, order up a couple of cigars with the boys and you could chuck a jam jar in a wasps nest and get less of a swarm! As you get your wallet out for the next round you mention you can't get too hammered because you're taking the porker in for a service and your porker will be well and truly be in for a service before the sun comes up..
Get a life
sounds like he's getting it every Friday night, and fair play to him.
I'm sure even if she did think he was an obnoxious t
t he couldn't care less and will just move onto the next target.
He has considered his quarry carefully and uses what he has to his advantage. To stack the deck in your favour and tip the odds in your favour is the way to go surely.
The fact that such a shallow revelation has this effect is telling of the type of women seduced, not the seducer I feel.
I'm sure even if she did think he was an obnoxious t
t he couldn't care less and will just move onto the next target. He has considered his quarry carefully and uses what he has to his advantage. To stack the deck in your favour and tip the odds in your favour is the way to go surely.
The fact that such a shallow revelation has this effect is telling of the type of women seduced, not the seducer I feel.
Edited by allgonepetetong on Tuesday 19th September 07:17
c2dtg said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
gojonnygo said:
It`s a well known fact amongst the female fraternity that any guy that has to purchase a penile extension,ie a Porsche is very inadequate in the genitalia department.
No mate. That's what they SAY to their FRIENDS.
Then when she gets picked up on a date by a bloke in a 911 she's wetter than an otter's pocket.
I am sure Blackadder has used that one before
As I recall the turn of phrase was "Wetter than a fishes wet bits"
slippydiff said:
c2dtg said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
gojonnygo said:
It`s a well known fact amongst the female fraternity that any guy that has to purchase a penile extension,ie a Porsche is very inadequate in the genitalia department.
No mate. That's what they SAY to their FRIENDS.
Then when she gets picked up on a date by a bloke in a 911 she's wetter than an otter's pocket.
I am sure Blackadder has used that one before
As I recall the turn of phrase was "Wetter than a fishes wet bits"
scruffy101 said:
slippydiff said:
c2dtg said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
gojonnygo said:
It`s a well known fact amongst the female fraternity that any guy that has to purchase a penile extension,ie a Porsche is very inadequate in the genitalia department.
No mate. That's what they SAY to their FRIENDS.
Then when she gets picked up on a date by a bloke in a 911 she's wetter than an otter's pocket.
I am sure Blackadder has used that one before
As I recall the turn of phrase was "Wetter than a fishes wet bits"
simonharrod911 said:
gojonnygo said:
It`s a well known fact amongst the female fraternity that any guy that has to purchase a penile extension,ie a Porsche is very inadequate in the genitalia department.
This doesn't make any sense. I've got a Porsche, and my cock's absolutely enormous.
Jusrt because you ARE and enormous cock, doesn't mean to you HAVE an.....
Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Tuesday 19th September 10:10
Vesuvius 996 said:
simonharrod911 said:
gojonnygo said:
It`s a well known fact amongst the female fraternity that any guy that has to purchase a penile extension,ie a Porsche is very inadequate in the genitalia department.
This doesn't make any sense. I've got a Porsche, and my cock's absolutely enormous.
Jusrt because you ARE and enormous cock, doesn't mean to you HAVE an.....
Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Tuesday 19th September 10:10
You wouldn't want it as a wart on your nose end!
Talking of getting you laid (and giving some money to charity) ye scurvy dogs will be wanting to have a look at this www.dubloon-hoon.co.uk
ok, so its not exactly about getting laid , but im sure youll agree it does look like as much fun as getting laid. possibly even more. and when were done you wont have to hang around for twenty minutes secretly wishing your were at home and waiting to use the phrase 'oh crap, i forgot, i have an early meeting'.
just try and tell me that theres more to life. go on, try.
ok, so its not exactly about getting laid , but im sure youll agree it does look like as much fun as getting laid. possibly even more. and when were done you wont have to hang around for twenty minutes secretly wishing your were at home and waiting to use the phrase 'oh crap, i forgot, i have an early meeting'.
just try and tell me that theres more to life. go on, try.
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