Does buying a Porsche get you laid? Discuss..

Does buying a Porsche get you laid? Discuss..

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DucatiGary

7,765 posts

227 months

Tuesday 19th September 2006
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ahoy laaand lubbers, ye right scurvy swashbuckling bunch you are.

I be settin sail to oceans yonder to beat thee to tha loot!

I be a pirate, I BE!

nervous

24,050 posts

232 months

Tuesday 19th September 2006
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is that the charity treasure hunt? with monies going to charity? sounds good. is there a website for that?

Vesuvius 996

35,829 posts

273 months

Tuesday 19th September 2006
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nervous said:
is that the charity treasure hunt? with monies going to charity? sounds good. is there a website for that?


yES SIR!!!

We're all going to jail

DucatiGary

7,765 posts

227 months

Tuesday 19th September 2006
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I belive it is, www.dubloon-hoon.co.uk but dont tell everyone, its a secret for only people in the know

nel

4,772 posts

243 months

Tuesday 19th September 2006
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DucatiGary said:
I be a pirate, I BE!


Sounds like you've been spending too much time in Norfolk with Nervous and his sister/wife. Alright bu'?

DucatiGary

7,765 posts

227 months

Tuesday 19th September 2006
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sister/cousin/wife if you dont mind.

nervous

24,050 posts

232 months

Tuesday 19th September 2006
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DucatiGary said:
sister/cousin/wife if you dont mind.


thats one christmas present instead of three. you see? im practically a genius.

BITE-ME

524 posts

229 months

Tuesday 19th September 2006
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c2dtg said:
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When I am in the pub and need to pull its easy - I just put my Porsche cap on


I usually use a "DUTCH..........."

maybe thats why

BITE-ME

524 posts

229 months

Tuesday 19th September 2006
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dazren said:
Of course driving a porsche gets you laid.

If it's not doing so, take it back to your OPC and complain, there must be a problem.


roflmao

WHATS THE OPTION CODE FOR THAT THEN ?????????

DucatiGary

7,765 posts

227 months

Tuesday 19th September 2006
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arrr

jus had a chinwag with a wench about such a subject and she recons nufink can beat a porsche driving pirate, arrrr

BITE-ME

524 posts

229 months

Tuesday 19th September 2006
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B15TT0 said:
Far better to not let on that you have a nice car, pull using wit/charm/intellect/vodka chasers/whatever and then it's a nice suprise for them in the morning when you drop them off Although it is difficult with only 2 seats if there's more than one = multiple trips.

prev: vette78


bang on, and exactly true !

eotd the "person" driving the car is what pulls, sure you can pull some chave/minger or gold digger, thats too fuking easy.

Pull a nice bird, thats hard !

BITE-ME

524 posts

229 months

Tuesday 19th September 2006
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BITE-ME said:
B15TT0 said:
Far better to not let on that you have a nice car, pull using wit/charm/intellect/vodka chasers/whatever and then it's a nice suprise for them in the morning when you drop them off Although it is difficult with only 2 seats if there's more than one = multiple trips.

prev: vette78


bang on, and exactly true !

eotd the "person" driving the car is what pulls, sure you can pull some chave/minger or gold digger, thats too fuking easy.

Pull a nice bird, thats hard !



sorry you did say "MULTIPLE..........." ahhhhh TRips

framps

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283 posts

214 months

Tuesday 19th September 2006
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Don't knock fit chick gold diggers!?! That's like saying you've never test driven a car you have no intention of buying...!

Just becuase I take it for a blast round the countryside doesn't mean I have to buy it, just don't leave a deposit in the err.. showroom.

Vesuvius 996

35,829 posts

273 months

Tuesday 19th September 2006
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framps said:
Don't knock fit chick gold diggers!?! That's like saying you've never test driven a car you have no intention of buying...!

Just becuase I take it for a blast round the countryside doesn't mean I have to buy it, just don't leave a deposit in the err.. showroom.


hehe

bite-me

524 posts

229 months

Tuesday 19th September 2006
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framps said:
Don't knock fit chick gold diggers!?! That's like saying you've never test driven a car you have no intention of buying...!


Actually thinking about it , I know what your talking about, I've done that........ no really,

new 911 c4 conv, got a letter from Reading OPC..
man was she/the car nice, handled great,

but I was so happy to get back into my "OWN" one, that no one else has driven around in/left deposits in... knew all the knooks and cranies and she errmm the car knew just how to make me smile...............................................................................

you can keep ya fit skanky golddiggers, I'll sick with me own

:0 :-)

Vesuvius 996

35,829 posts

273 months

Tuesday 19th September 2006
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bite-me said:
framps said:
Don't knock fit chick gold diggers!?! That's like saying you've never test driven a car you have no intention of buying...!


Actually thinking about it , I know what your talking about, I've done that........ no really,

new 911 c4 conv, got a letter from Reading OPC..
man was she/the car nice, handled great,

but I was so happy to get back into my "OWN" one, that no one else has driven around in/left deposits in... knew all the knooks and cranies and she errmm the car knew just how to make me smile...............................................................................

you can keep ya fit skanky golddiggers, I'll sick with me own

:0 :-)


hehe

DasChin

609 posts

218 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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Framps

the school boys will love your porsche so you should do well there mate.

all the mums love my carbon roof on the CSL. I have to beat them off with a shitty stick!

I am afraid you are the typically wrong 911 driver whose car has never had a whiff off a track and you can;t wait for a bit of dual carriageway of the roundabout. can't get on the gas too early as you might bit it!

the 911 is a great occasion. just depends on how you manage it and who is driving!

bite-me

524 posts

229 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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Vesuvius 996 said:
bite-me said:
framps said:
Don't knock fit chick gold diggers!?! That's like saying you've never test driven a car you have no intention of buying...!


Actually thinking about it , I know what your talking about, I've done that........ no really,

new 911 c4 conv, got a letter from Reading OPC..
man was she/the car nice, handled great,

but I was so happy to get back into my "OWN" one, that no one else has driven around in/left deposits in... knew all the knooks and cranies and she errmm the car knew just how to make me smile...............................................................................

you can keep ya fit skanky golddiggers, I'll sick with me own

:0 :-)


hehe


yeah Typo, smelling pistakes LOL

framps

Original Poster:

283 posts

214 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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If only I'd known how amusing this discussion was going to be..!?! I've never known so many people to get soo upset over the suggestion that you could get some action when you drive a nice car!?! Or is the real issue that us single lads are out pulling fit chicks, driving a porsche, going out to bars and not worrying about calling the missus, or when the last train leaves Waterloo because we live in a leafy suburb.. we're the James Dean of the City!

Birds love us, their fathers hate us, Ken Livingstone wants us to ride bikes and we burn petrol like we all own oil refineries... who's for another glass of champers!?! party

hehe

framps

Original Poster:

283 posts

214 months

Wednesday 20th September 2006
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giw12 said:
and we all know what happened to James Dean......fingers crossed



oh dear, must have been your daughter I dropped off at the taxi rank this morning was it?? She makes a great fry up, tell her to do it a bit quicker next time though I was late for work... yum
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