Does buying a Porsche get you laid? Discuss..
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A while back,I went to pick up a new girlfriend in the 911 I was running at the time,her comment on seeing it was; OOohh thats a nice car[she pauses to think],'Pergerray'[reading the Porsche sign on the boot], what kind of car is that??..[allright she was blond].It was funny at the time.
Mark.
Mark.
c2dtg said:
bite-me said:
NO. NO and NO..............
I got laid with all the cars Ive had (3 Capri's and a Porsche)
Unless you tell the bird in the pub/club you drive a Porsche, she ain't gonna know is she, not exactly as if you can park your Porsche in the Club.
Anyway most Women arnn't interested ina guy's car, it has no relevance how you make a women feel in bed and how you treat them.
And thats what they want, to be treated good, by a guy who is clean, a bit cheeky and a little of chat !
You can always laugh a women into bed, never DRIVE one into it !
It's all media hype dont believe it !
I got laid with all the cars Ive had (3 Capri's and a Porsche)
Unless you tell the bird in the pub/club you drive a Porsche, she ain't gonna know is she, not exactly as if you can park your Porsche in the Club.
Anyway most Women arnn't interested ina guy's car, it has no relevance how you make a women feel in bed and how you treat them.
And thats what they want, to be treated good, by a guy who is clean, a bit cheeky and a little of chat !
You can always laugh a women into bed, never DRIVE one into it !
It's all media hype dont believe it !
When I am in the pub and need to pull its easy - I just put my Porsche cap on
Why not get a T-shirt, if you're that desperate to tell people you’ve got Porsche.
Talk about being the worst stereo type of Porsche driver/owner
Really sad
Remember the Top Gear when they went to put the GT3 on the Cool Wall. Jeremy wanted to put it in the uncool section - argument with the Hamster ensues, so to settle it Clarkson turns to a blond in the audience to enquire on her opinion of the car. Her reply - 'Jeremy, it you took me out in that, you would get a second date'.
Well that is the theory, but it only works if you actually get the first date. So in the regard of getting laid - useless to me thus far
Well that is the theory, but it only works if you actually get the first date. So in the regard of getting laid - useless to me thus far
Don said:
A Porsche is tool small to get laid in.
Was that perchance a freudian slip Don?
As for the OP's question, I have no answer. Having unfortunately bought my steam-powered porker after marriage and being a faithful chump, I have not had the opportunity to use it to actually play the field. I have however noticed that some of the girls at work were very keen to get taken for a ride, and went all squeally when being blasted round corners on a country road. I'd wager a bit that they were 'dampened' by the experience, but have no actual proof of the fact.
What a waste....
framps said:
Works every time for me fellas, the girls say 'I'm not interested in cars' but in the morning they all say.. 'can I see your car then?' ...yeah baby!
Best line yet in a bar in the city to some blonde after some chit chat.. 'aw I'm not talking to you any more because I can tell pretty girls like you are just looking for rich boys. You'll be wanting to drive my Porsche like all the other girls'
worked a treat!!
Best line yet in a bar in the city to some blonde after some chit chat.. 'aw I'm not talking to you any more because I can tell pretty girls like you are just looking for rich boys. You'll be wanting to drive my Porsche like all the other girls'
worked a treat!!
Could this person perhaps be the biggest loser/closet turd burglar/habitual masturbator in the world? I think yes!
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to all Ahhhh......I'm only just back from honeymoon (after my wife agreed to marry me because I owned a Porsche), I can't believe I've missed such glorious banter! 
On a serious note though, this could actually be worthy of a test. It could be argued that the 993 'hourglass' figure would be appreciated by women maybe more than a 996, and as such, women (being in touch with their own sexuality and apreciative of such aesthetic quality) might become aroused or interested in a potential partner simply because of hearing about his Porsche 993 (which is actually probab;y quite rare becaus emost 993 owners don't like to brag....) The acid test comes when after leaving the darkened confines of a late night 'venue', said interested female party sets her eyes on the 993 curves under incandescent light along with the an illuminated view of the 993 owner......beard, sandles, tub of grease in one hand......
Anybody?
On a serious note though, this could actually be worthy of a test. It could be argued that the 993 'hourglass' figure would be appreciated by women maybe more than a 996, and as such, women (being in touch with their own sexuality and apreciative of such aesthetic quality) might become aroused or interested in a potential partner simply because of hearing about his Porsche 993 (which is actually probab;y quite rare becaus emost 993 owners don't like to brag....) The acid test comes when after leaving the darkened confines of a late night 'venue', said interested female party sets her eyes on the 993 curves under incandescent light along with the an illuminated view of the 993 owner......beard, sandles, tub of grease in one hand......
Anybody?
clarkeyjnr said:
Ahhhh......I'm only just back from honeymoon (after my wife agreed to marry me because I owned a Porsche), I can't believe I've missed such glorious banter!
On a serious note though, this could actually be worthy of a test. It could be argued that the 993 'hourglass' figure would be appreciated by women maybe more than a 996, and as such, women (being in touch with their own sexuality and apreciative of such aesthetic quality) might become aroused or interested in a potential partner simply because of hearing about his Porsche 993 (which is actually probab;y quite rare becaus emost 993 owners don't like to brag....) The acid test comes when after leaving the darkened confines of a late night 'venue', said interested female party sets her eyes on the 993 curves under incandescent light along with the an illuminated view of the 993 owner......beard, sandles, tub of grease in one hand......
Anybody?
On a serious note though, this could actually be worthy of a test. It could be argued that the 993 'hourglass' figure would be appreciated by women maybe more than a 996, and as such, women (being in touch with their own sexuality and apreciative of such aesthetic quality) might become aroused or interested in a potential partner simply because of hearing about his Porsche 993 (which is actually probab;y quite rare becaus emost 993 owners don't like to brag....) The acid test comes when after leaving the darkened confines of a late night 'venue', said interested female party sets her eyes on the 993 curves under incandescent light along with the an illuminated view of the 993 owner......beard, sandles, tub of grease in one hand......
Anybody?
Welcome back Stu. Glad to see that your three week shagfest hasn't dampened your enthusiasm for 993 baiting - marriage can change a man you know. We all need to resist the lure of the darkside.....
well, just got back from collecting the rental car, 06 Range Rover Vogue 4.4, and even though I drove it like a cnut all the way home I didnt get many looks from the females, the odd farmer in his landrover 90 was eyeing it up but thats about it.
ill try the jangling of rangie keys at the bar tonight and see if the ladies go weak at the knees like they do with the porsche keys.
ill try the jangling of rangie keys at the bar tonight and see if the ladies go weak at the knees like they do with the porsche keys.
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