Does buying a Porsche get you laid? Discuss..

Does buying a Porsche get you laid? Discuss..

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burriana

16,556 posts

255 months

Saturday 16th September 2006
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I must protest Gents, even being currently a Porsche driver, there can be no finer totty puller than the marque displayed by the good man Brendan, whose modest and subtle silver tongued lines are enough to charm even the most blue-blooded birds down from the trees!

Tunnelmeister said:
Hello, my names Brendon, I've got a Ferrari, will you sleep with me ??


asterix

24,438 posts

229 months

Sunday 17th September 2006
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B15TT0 said:
Not really.

How can they tell if you meet them on a night out? It's not like you're going to introduce yourself as a Porsche owner! (well, actually i imagine some people do but i'm cringing too much thinking about it to give it any more consideration)

Even at the end of an evening / after lots of talk you're not going to casually slip it into the conversation without sounding like a knob.

Far better to not let on that you have a nice car, pull using wit/charm/intellect/vodka chasers/rohypnol and then it's a nice suprise for them in the morning when you drop them off Although it is difficult with only 2 seats if there's more than one = multiple trips.

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nono


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Vesuvius 996

35,829 posts

272 months

Sunday 17th September 2006
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You can't beat a good rohypnol martini.... It worked on me... hehe

cyrus1971

855 posts

240 months

Sunday 17th September 2006
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In my opinion the straight answer to your question is yes. I do know some women who (jokingly but also truthfully) are swayed by this. However I have to say I am definitely not attracted to them. Everyone buys a car for their own reasons and there is no denying a car is perceived by many in that way, but for my tastes it is a truly sad motivation if it is the motivation for buying a car.

Personally I would be appalled with any woman swayed by such a thing. Really utterly meaningless what car you drive, I have 2 cars too so do I look more of a man in the porker ? Doubt it, most people just think w&nker when they see a porker - unless they know cars, which is 90% men and attracting other men is not my bag. I love my car because it is the best in the world at what it does and that's it - end of. In fact my girlfriend would far rather I had a VW Beatle, probably pink if she had half the chance


Edited by cyrus1971 on Sunday 17th September 20:26

DucatiGary

7,765 posts

226 months

Sunday 17th September 2006
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well the rangie keys jangling at the end of the bar left me with no other option than the pub alsation, and Ive already swore not to go there ever again.

I even tried the cruise round town with tunes full blast, windows down, winking like a tiger at all the hotties, again, the rangie just dont do it for them, in the 911, well, thats a totally different story, stick of with beating shitty them, comes to mind, not neccisarily in that order.

sorry got to go, some girl on the phone asking me to take her out in the porsche again, and "erm you know, like last time" pah, wonder if her sisters free though :rubchin:

RR-eng

4,927 posts

234 months

Sunday 17th September 2006
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B15TT0 said:
Not really.

How can they tell if you meet them on a night out? It's not like you're going to introduce yourself as a Porsche owner! (well, actually i imagine some people do but i'm cringing too much thinking about it to give it any more consideration)


But what percentage of relationships are actually started out from a night out?

Most couples I know initially met through friends/work or other social activities where each person had a fair idea about the other person before they sealed the deal.



nervous

24,050 posts

231 months

Monday 18th September 2006
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RR-eng said:

But what percentage of relationships are actually started out from a night out?






all my relationships start from a night out.

they also end later that night, but thats not the point.

chillerman

191 posts

213 months

Monday 18th September 2006
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rofl

Vesuvius 996

35,829 posts

272 months

Monday 18th September 2006
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Los Angeles said:
framps said:
Does buying a Porsche get you laid?
POETIC DOODLES

What Time Is It Mr. Wolf?

Does buying a Porsche get you laid?
Are you ravaged by a deluge of skirt?
If all you can buy is the watch,
Is a sneer all you'll get when you flirt?

wavey


Oscar Wilde walks among us hehe

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F.M

5,816 posts

221 months

Monday 18th September 2006
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I wonder if it would work on this beach babe....hehe

http://video.google.com/videoplay?doc

framps

Original Poster:

283 posts

213 months

Monday 18th September 2006
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Glad to see the banter continues apace. It's made my week getting jibes from a C-class Merc driver!? Isn't that the A-class merc with a boot? No wonder he's angry at me, spending all that money buying under aged girls in bars a drink before you dump them in the woods afterwards. Next to the AMG badge will no doubt be a bumper sticker with 'I've got sweets in my car!' as he cruises schools.. hehe

Well the social experiment continues, I've never actually used 'Hi I drive a porsche' as an opening line but will have to give it a go. To be fair they're normally introducing themselves to 'me' first... (heh heh) Pin stripe suits in city bars, all you need to do is look for the essex girls in 'party dresses' and you know they've made a special trip to the city to pull a 'rich boy'. Buy a bottle of champagne, order up a couple of cigars with the boys and you could chuck a jam jar in a wasps nest and get less of a swarm! As you get your wallet out for the next round you mention you can't get too hammered because you're taking the porker in for a service and your porker will be well and truly be in for a service before the sun comes up..

Neilpeel59

279 posts

220 months

Monday 18th September 2006
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sadly yes

billb

3,198 posts

266 months

Monday 18th September 2006
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agreed price with chap on sat at 11am for my first porsche

was laid by 10pm with new person

so yes!

BliarsGoing

72,857 posts

240 months

Monday 18th September 2006
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billb said:
agreed price with chap on sat at 11am for my first porsche

was laid by 10pm with new person

so yes!
I'm sure he didn't quite bargain on that...

framps

Original Poster:

283 posts

213 months

Monday 18th September 2006
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yeess, good lad, another man joins the 'social experiment'.. !

Forget NCAP ratings or the TopGear car survey, this is much more interesting.

I suppose that's a fair point and not to exclude our poor married fellas, I'm guessing when you're wearing the old ball n chain it could have the reverse effect when purchasing your Stuttgart beauty.

anniesdad

14,589 posts

239 months

Monday 18th September 2006
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Undoubtedly if I wore a bag over my head.

randlemarcus

13,531 posts

232 months

Monday 18th September 2006
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BliarsGoing said:
billb said:
agreed price with chap on sat at 11am for my first porsche

was laid by 10pm with new person

so yes!
I'm sure he didn't quite bargain on that...

Yep, but sales quotas are a bugger to fill these days (and it WAS a boxster )

framps

Original Poster:

283 posts

213 months

Monday 18th September 2006
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anniesdad said:
Undoubtedly if I wore a bag over my head.


Personally I prefer beer to the paper bag, why wear a paperbag when you can make 'everyone' look like Cameron Diaz. (Just don't stay the night!) yikes

fidgits

17,202 posts

230 months

Monday 18th September 2006
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I got some the day after I bought my 911...

Of course, it was with the missues - after I'd picked her up from the station, and i could've been in a Robin Reliant and still got some...

BliarsGoing

72,857 posts

240 months

Monday 18th September 2006
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Not quite a 911, but my eldest dughter is exactly nine months younger than my old MX-5 paperbag

Good call Rob, buy a two seat convertible and get the missus up the duff on the very same day rolleyes
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