Will a fat bird fit in my Boxster?

[Surfrider]

Any news, Boxster or Mondeo ? ? ?

Has he rolled her in flour yet ?

[Nikkie]

Having been asked several times over the past couple of years "Are you only with him for the car?" and responding to the negative....... I must admit that since I have returned single I have discovered that.....



































I'm a great liar

Edited by Nikkie on Saturday 17th May 16:15

[ARAF]

Nikkie said:

Having been asked several times over the past couple of years "Are you only with him for the car?" and responding to the negative....... I must admit that since I have returned single I have discovered that.....

I'm a great liar

Edited by Nikkie on Saturday 17th May 16:15

I wouldn't have said that you were so shallow.

[Brown and Boris]

spikeyhead said:

Thanks for all the advice, From the few that have posted facts then it looks like she'll fit ok.

Davey S2 said:

Dont do it.

Find yourself some nice slim clunge instead

I've already got one of those but she's revising this weekend.

Those year 7 SATs are a bugger eh?

[FlybyWyre]

I have a respect for Mondeos. Try a SUV what ever that means.
TG said today, Quote 'Driving a Boxster - better than sex,says Bill. But he is crap in bed'
Don't know Bill, so stick with the fat bird.

[stuttgartmetal]

We are all hanging on the edge here.
Did she, or didn't she fit in ?

[Surfrider]

Yeah, where's the feedback ?

Has he been reported missing yet ?

My prime suspect will be sturdy girl.

[stuttgartmetal]

I wonder if he strapped a plank across his arse.

[spikeyhead]

It was raining on Saturday so I took the Mondeo, therefore I still haven't got a definitive answer as to whether she would have fitted in.

[stuttgartmetal]

Pulled out at the last moment.

[Hoppy2008]

stuttgartmetal said:

Pulled out at the last moment.

the safest form of contraception.

[lenny007]

No carbs no carbs!


ETA - Bird got hold of mac and resurrected this thread for no reason. She would fit in a boxster though. Would need a trailer for the Dairy Milk though...

Edited by lenny007 on Thursday 21st August 22:18

[RDMcG]

If I can get my Dane into my Smart, you should be able to stuff the bird into the Box...........

[welshbikerduck]

Well that was a funny thread. Shame we never had any pics of the afore mentioned "fat bird"

[spikeyhead]

welshbikerduck said:

Well that was a funny thread. Shame we never had any pics of the afore mentioned "fat bird"

Worst "I really fancy a fat bird but am afraid to admit it" post ever.

[VanhireBoys]

Ive had an FB on my 944 in my "shady past" It was a dark moment that I was not proud off...! Getting in and out was a problem but once installed she was ok. The high transmission tunnel prevented any "action" so She suggested the nose of the car... She had a sequinned dress on and its only recently I got the marks sorted out..

It all depends how big this girl is... If she has a "Safe Working Load" of less than 15st then you should be okay...

Answer: Yes but only for transport and no "action" on the bonnet/nose

Has anyone told the fat bird and mopehead joke yet...?

[phib]

Will a fat girl fit in my .... In my case the answer was no !!!

Whwn I met my other half I said look I only go out with girls who are size 8 or at a push a 10 ! as they wont fit in my car which she didnt believe untill ......

[sm0273]

phib said:

Will a fat girl fit in my .... In my case the answer was no !!!

Whwn I met my other half I said look I only go out with girls who are size 8 or at a push a 10 ! as they wont fit in my car which she didnt believe untill ......

Sorry to ressurect but what sort of car is that? I was reading this thread from ph threads of the year if anyone is wondering...

[madala]

....nice to see this old thread out and about......

[shoestring7]

sm0273 said:

phib said:

Will a fat girl fit in my .... In my case the answer was no !!!

Whwn I met my other half I said look I only go out with girls who are size 8 or at a push a 10 ! as they wont fit in my car which she didnt believe untill ......

Sorry to ressurect but what sort of car is that? I was reading this thread from ph threads of the year if anyone is wondering...

Looks like a Porsche 944 or 968 to me...

SS7