Complete *%$*%$*$*s. WHY?

Complete *%$*%$*$*s. WHY?

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edo

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16,699 posts

266 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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If anyone has removed the top part of the spoiler or can find good instructions on how to, please post them up - want it painted well away from the rest of the car wink

Trev450

6,329 posts

173 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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If its similar to the 987, then there is a row of screws on the front edge (nearest the rear window) that you can get at easily with the spoiler raised.

gunner

710 posts

231 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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Just to join the vent,not that it helps,somebody tried to steal my BMW 1M this weekend.Oddly,having had cars vandalised in the past it's almost spookier.There were no smashed windows,just a drivers side door handle/lock which had been drilled into and now has a hole running through it.I can only assume the potential thieves were disturbed and had to make their exit sharpish.Not a lot else to say.Just one of those moments which make you feel as an enthusiast 'what's the point?' Glad to say I'm sure it won't last and hopefully I'll have her back to her best before long.

TheAnimal

3,472 posts

194 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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SkinnyP said:
Dont you just hate poor people.
Someone who worked for the NHS told me of a mental patient who liked walking down the street keying cars. When asked why he said he liked the sound the key made as it ran along the cars bodywork. It's not always clear what the motive is.

jimmy p

960 posts

167 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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gunner said:
Just to join the vent,not that it helps,somebody tried to steal my BMW 1M this weekend.Oddly,having had cars vandalised in the past it's almost spookier.There were no smashed windows,just a drivers side door handle/lock which had been drilled into and now has a hole running through it.I can only assume the potential thieves were disturbed and had to make their exit sharpish.Not a lot else to say.Just one of those moments which make you feel as an enthusiast 'what's the point?' Glad to say I'm sure it won't last and hopefully I'll have her back to her best before long.
My concern would be that for a car like that it would be being stolen to order so i would be worried that they might come back to have anotger go, i would keep it out of sight for a while!

Jim1556

1,775 posts

157 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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TheAnimal said:
Someone who worked for the NHS told me of a mental patient who liked walking down the street keying cars. When asked why he said he liked the sound the key made as it ran along the cars bodywork. It's not always clear what the motive is.
And yet the motive for a punch or 6 is often understandable! mad Mental issues or not!

edo

Original Poster:

16,699 posts

266 months

Saturday 13th December 2014
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Removed and with a Porsche approved bodyshop.

Car looks a bid mad max with the top off the spoiler!

MikeGoodwin

3,347 posts

118 months

Sunday 14th December 2014
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993kimbo said:
20 nice cars keyed in one small Fulham Street. Happened twice, one month apart.

A Pensioner on his way back from the pub with with a grievance against 'Yuppies'. I weren't no Yuppie, just a jobbing musician with a beat-up 1972 Porsche 911S.
I heard someone say yuppie for the first time last year. The man behind me had spent the entire 11 hour plane trip poking the touch screen in my headrest. As we got off he proclaimed the 'yuppies' were the first ones to get off (being the people who had paid for those VIP seats up front.

Looked like he laid driveways for a living or something else which required little or no intelligence to do.

Hate people who do this st. I had a clio once (Petrol GT model) and it got all sorts of attention would you believe it. Car was spat on multiple times, kicked and keyed. I also had much verbal abuse when in stationary traffic from a man driving a £300 Ford Focus. Also looked like a driveway specialist.

Part and parcel of owning anything that isn't a st heap.

993kimbo

2,979 posts

186 months

Sunday 14th December 2014
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They are a lot of jealous retards in this country.

We always pay extra for Speedy boarding on Sleasyjet so we don't have to queue too much, it's under £20 and well worth it. The looks we get when we go to the front are horrible. The old grannie and grandad chavs are just as bad. "This queue not good enough for you? Not posh enough?".



Edited by 993kimbo on Sunday 14th December 16:45

MikeGoodwin

3,347 posts

118 months

Sunday 14th December 2014
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993kimbo said:
They are a lot of jealous retards in this country.

We always pay extra for Speedy boarding on Sleasyjet so we don't have to queue too much, it's under £20 and well worth it. The looks we get when we go to the front are horrible. The old grannie and grandad chavs are just as bad. "This queue not good enough for you? Not posh enough?".



Edited by 993kimbo on Sunday 14th December 16:45
Sods arent they lol. Yeah we will be doing it next year as I was surrounded but f*cktards on my way to mexico this year. I suspect some of them were heroin users. People up front looked relatively normal which is why Ill be joining them next time round hopefully wont have my chair booted every 15 minutes.



993kimbo

2,979 posts

186 months

Sunday 14th December 2014
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What gets on my tits is that they can't stop Eating. They have to be eating, drinking or chewing something 24/7, and at an airport or on a plane, it's in my ear. And I don't like that.

chriscoates81

482 posts

133 months

Monday 15th December 2014
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Is dririveway layer code for gypsy?

Bennachie

1,090 posts

152 months

Monday 15th December 2014
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48 grammes of lead behind the left ear would sort it...............

edo

Original Poster:

16,699 posts

266 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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TADA! Scratch be gone.

(It is the same colour, just a trick of the light and a crap camera-phone).


UrbanAchiever

187 posts

137 months

Wednesday 17th December 2014
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Where did you get it done? Happy with their work?

Trev450

6,329 posts

173 months

Wednesday 17th December 2014
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Looks good. Is it painted or wrapped?

edo

Original Poster:

16,699 posts

266 months

Thursday 18th December 2014
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Painted. As I say, it matches perfectly, jut the way I took it on a st smart phone.

Was done by Premier Panels in Farnham who are Porsche approved. You only have to see some of the cars they are working on to have confidence in what they do.

rongagin

481 posts

137 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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My friend had his car done as part of this case:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/95079...
Takes all kinds