Free Zymol? Errr No......but.....

Free Zymol? Errr No......but.....

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johnnywishbone

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1,171 posts

235 months

Monday 15th May 2006
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well nearly !!
i have been asked by many phs can i do you all discount , any way i have contacted zymol and the answer is NO !! this is only avalible to certain car clubs for a limited period !
we could set up a specialistcars clud involving piston heads but this is awkward !!!
so the answer is to give it away (sort of) i am allowed to discount or give away certain premium products !!

cleaner wax
auto wash
leather cleaner
leather conditioner
wheel coat
wheel cleaner
ddetail spray

so i cant give you a discount but i will give you a present or free delivery for all piston head only orders over £150 !!!
sorry i cant do more , i did try !!!

AND REMEMBER THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JWB

>> Edited by johnnywishbone on Monday 15th May 12:48

roygarth

2,674 posts

261 months

Monday 15th May 2006
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Surely this thread should be titled 'FREE ADVERT'?!

DucatiGary

7,765 posts

238 months

Monday 15th May 2006
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ok then, what about a bulk disctount, if I order say 20 titanium starter kits, would I qualify for a reduction ?

johnnywishbone

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Monday 15th May 2006
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roygarth said:
Surely this thread should be titled 'FREE ADVERT'?!
i was asked the question !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


JWB

johnnywishbone

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1,171 posts

235 months

Monday 15th May 2006
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NO AUTHORISED SUPPLIER CAN DISCOUNT !!!
the more you bye , the more i will give away !!!

jwb

johnnywishbone

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GregE240

10,857 posts

280 months

Monday 15th May 2006
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1) Find US car site who sells Zymol online and ships to UK.

2) Fill your boots.

John, thanks for trying mate, but yet again, a glance at the prices Stateside shows yet another example of rip off Britain. You can literally substitute the £ for a $ sign.

And you've just given evidence of the closed market that is Zymol.

nervous

24,050 posts

243 months

Monday 15th May 2006
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Plus, they may well not frivolously waste capitals like Johnny does. It's about time you young 'uns learn that capitals are a privilege and not a right.













am I the only one that equates all Johnny's posts to those mails that go straight to my spam folder from 'Ilegible P. Risibly' that offer 'sensational enlargement in under two weeks'?

johnnywishbone

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NAHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

andrew medway

943 posts

230 months

Monday 15th May 2006
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nervous said:
Plus, they may well not frivolously waste capitals like Johnny does. It's about time you young 'uns learn that capitals are a privilege and not a right.

Tell that to the people living in Baghdad.













am I the only one that equates all Johnny's posts to those mails that go straight to my spam folder from 'Ilegible P. Risibly' that offer 'sensational enlargement in under two weeks'?

nervous

24,050 posts

243 months

Monday 15th May 2006
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andrew medway said:
nervous said:
Plus, they may well not frivolously waste capitals like Johnny does. It's about time you young 'uns learn that capitals are a privilege and not a right.

Tell that to the people living in Baghdad.













am I the only one that equates all Johnny's posts to those mails that go straight to my spam folder from 'Ilegible P. Risibly' that offer 'sensational enlargement in under two weeks'?


im not sure i get this, sorry

BliarOut

72,863 posts

252 months

Monday 15th May 2006
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nervous said:
Plus, they may well not frivolously waste capitals like Johnny does. It's about time you young 'uns learn that capitals are a privilege and not a right.













am I the only one that equates all Johnny's posts to those mails that go straight to my spam folder from 'Ilegible P. Risibly' that offer 'sensational enlargement in under two weeks'?
Says the man who only discovered his shift key today.

andrew medway

943 posts

230 months

Monday 15th May 2006
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nervous said:
andrew medway said:
nervous said:
Plus, they may well not frivolously waste capitals like Johnny does. It's about time you young 'uns learn that capitals are a privilege and not a right.

Tell that to the people living in Baghdad.

There was a war a feww years ago where we partially destryed their CAPITAL.

It was a poor attempt at a joke. unlike:

Q: What did the bannana say to the dildo?

A: I don't know why you're shaking! Its me she's going to eat!!














am I the only one that equates all Johnny's posts to those mails that go straight to my spam folder from 'Ilegible P. Risibly' that offer 'sensational enlargement in under two weeks'?


im not sure i get this, sorry

maxxuk

341 posts

232 months

Monday 15th May 2006
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so ( hyperthetically speaking ) how many titanium kits would I need to buy in order to get a titanium kit free then ??

johnnywishbone

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235 months

Monday 15th May 2006
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ten !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JWB

maxxuk

341 posts

232 months

Monday 15th May 2006
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johnnywishbone said:
ten !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JWB


Hardly a major incentive eh Johnny !!!!!

johnnywishbone

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1,171 posts

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Monday 15th May 2006
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better than a kick in the slats !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


JWB

maxxuk

341 posts

232 months

Monday 15th May 2006
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hold on.... let me get the missus a minute......

adopts a high sqeaky voice

err.... you could be right there Johnny !!!

How much are you "giving" the titanium kits away for out of interest ??

>> Edited by maxxuk on Monday 15th May 17:03

>> Edited by maxxuk on Monday 15th May 17:06

johnnywishbone

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Monday 15th May 2006
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£125 of your finest please !!!!!


JWB
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