RE: Report: Mini-Cayenne Confirmed

RE: Report: Mini-Cayenne Confirmed

Monday 17th March 2008

Report: Mini-Cayenne Confirmed

Porsche to borrow Audi Q5 platform for baby SUV


It was like they'd just squashed a Cayenne
It was like they'd just squashed a Cayenne
If you thought that plans for a small Porsche mini-Cayenne had been shelved or were just rumours, think again – the baby Porker SUV is on its way apparently.

The Roxster (Geddit?! No neither do we…) will reportedly be based on the Audi Q5 architecture after much insider wrangling.

It was feared that the Porsche would steal sales from Audi but due to growing influence from the sports car manufacturer within VAG the project has apparently got the green light.

The Q5 is expected in 2008 and is thought to have been previewed with the Cross Coupe Quattro concept.

Expect the Roxster to arrive a year or two later.

The Roxster is rumoured to be taking the shape of a small coupe and will be around the same size as a BMW X3.

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Neomagic

Original Poster:

386 posts

202 months

Monday 17th March 2008
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Gay!

BUG4LIFE

2,034 posts

219 months

Monday 17th March 2008
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Can't wait to see how amazingly ugly it's going to be!!!

dr.sickman

5,006 posts

223 months

Monday 17th March 2008
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That is surely not what it is meant to look like.

And the name...Roxter! What?!!! Makes a Mitsibushi Worrier sound normal.

God help us.

Goochie

5,664 posts

220 months

Monday 17th March 2008
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I bet they'll put a diesel engine in one too.

VladD

7,874 posts

266 months

Monday 17th March 2008
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Postman Pat in lottery win shocker.

Fetchez la vache

5,581 posts

215 months

Monday 17th March 2008
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"shape of a small coupe". Please Porsche don't use the fugly X6 as a benchmark of a coupe 4x4.
Lets rumour some more shall we...

PhantomPH

4,043 posts

226 months

Monday 17th March 2008
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Ok, now I may concede that Porsche are about to fk their brand. I thought 'fair enough' with the Cayenne - at least that was intended to be a premium performance-oriented SUV. WTF is this??!!!

Lets not forget that outside the world of PH, image and badge cred count for a lot. I am willing to bet that people who buy a car for the way it drives are in the minority - how the hell else can you explain the number of Nissan Micras on the roads? smile

I have made the argument about the R8 - I don't care if it IS better than the 911...my key has the Porsche emblem on it, not Audi. THAT is what Porsche need to build on in. They certainly do not need to be introducing even cheaper models devaluing the brand. What next? A Porsche hot hatch in the £19-20k bracket?

UNLESS - this is all about balancing the range emissions....which I suspect very strongly it is.

EDIT - Mind you...I actually like that image above. :hide:

Edited by PhantomPH on Monday 17th March 12:08

chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

199 months

Monday 17th March 2008
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why dont they call it the Roxette?

Mostly women will buy it and Roxette are st too!.



Edited by chunkymonkey71 on Monday 17th March 12:20

Try5t

722 posts

209 months

Monday 17th March 2008
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Sorry .... but this is just diluting the marque further. Porsche really are hoping to be the next BMW? .. or is it just a cunning ploy to get around the new emmissions figures so that they can produce some new hyper cars?


In the meantime, where did I put that Ferrari brochure ..... scratchchin

DSM2

3,624 posts

201 months

Monday 17th March 2008
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Oh dear.......................

Goochie

5,664 posts

220 months

Monday 17th March 2008
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Try5t said:
or is it just a cunning ploy to get around the new emmissions figures so that they can produce some new hyper cars?
I think you've hit the nail on the head there!

havoc

30,240 posts

236 months

Monday 17th March 2008
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PhantomPH said:
Ok, now I may concede that Porsche are about to fk their brand.
The Porsche brand is no longer 'performance', it's 'image' - it's about the only brand that can out-Audi Audi at the moment, and they're milking it for all they're worth. The bosses only care about the bottom-line, not about what existing customers think of the 'brand'...

massive1

63 posts

221 months

Monday 17th March 2008
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I love that pic at the top of the page .


Fittster

20,120 posts

214 months

Monday 17th March 2008
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PhantomPH said:
Lets not forget that outside the world of PH, image and badge cred count for a lot.
I think it counts for a fair bit here to.

It will be a sales success, which is all that counts.

mr pg

1,956 posts

206 months

Monday 17th March 2008
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Is it April 1st already?

Spice_Weasel

2,287 posts

254 months

Monday 17th March 2008
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havoc said:
PhantomPH said:
Ok, now I may concede that Porsche are about to fk their brand.
The Porsche brand is no longer 'performance', it's 'image' - it's about the only brand that can out-Audi Audi at the moment, and they're milking it for all they're worth. The bosses only care about the bottom-line, not about what existing customers think of the 'brand'...
They don't call 'em "Milf Floats" for nothing...

scotty_917

1,034 posts

223 months

Monday 17th March 2008
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mr pg said:
Is it April 1st already?
That's what I thought....though I checked and it's still St. Paddy's Day drunk

Dr S

5,000 posts

227 months

Monday 17th March 2008
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If this comes true I will be out of my Carrera asap.

scotty_917

1,034 posts

223 months

Monday 17th March 2008
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Dr S said:
If this comes true I will be out of my Carrera asap.
Why....it's still a great drivers car?

havoc

30,240 posts

236 months

Monday 17th March 2008
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scotty_917 said:
Dr S said:
If this comes true I will be out of my Carrera asap.
Why....it's still a great drivers car?
yes

Honda make all manner of dull (but efficient and capable) dross, yet you'll only have my 'teg keys when you prize them from my cold, dead fingers...