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vandereydt

Original Poster:

149 posts

259 months

Saturday 8th May 2004
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Saw a survey in a local magazine.
About the sexual performances related to the cars people drive.

Porsche drivers scored on the low side
BM*W scored the best grades

Come on boys let's go to the ladies

Helen Goff

800 posts

241 months

Saturday 8th May 2004
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theres more room in a cayenne

sprior

96 posts

246 months

Saturday 8th May 2004
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Largely because no nice girls would be seen dead in one.


Empty cars always have more room than full ones.

Jay-Aim

598 posts

243 months

Saturday 8th May 2004
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Helen Goff said:
theres more room in a cayenne


Yeah but the owners are older, married and have kids

but to some that's a plus (experienced) side

POORCARDEALER

8,528 posts

243 months

Saturday 8th May 2004
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Lamborghini..........once had a note left on a Diablo screen in a petrol station by a lovely.

hughesie2

12,573 posts

284 months

Saturday 8th May 2004
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mungo said:
What did they say about SEAT drivers?


Just asked the Mrs for you Mungo, her response would not be suitable till after the 9pm watershed i'm afraid !!

will_t

821 posts

244 months

Saturday 8th May 2004
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vandereydt said:
Saw a survey in a local magazine.
About the sexual performances related to the cars people drive.

Porsche drivers scored on the low side
BM*W scored the best grades

Come on boys let's go to the ladies


Having sold my BMW to buy a Porsche will my sex life go down hill!

Will

diver944

1,843 posts

278 months

Saturday 8th May 2004
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Porsche drivers get less sex

Right mine are both for sale, anyone gota nice 318i Compact to swap?

mightydquinn

667 posts

259 months

Saturday 8th May 2004
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Its okay for helen she can pick them up in her boxster then show them the interior of her cayenne that better than most

nel

4,772 posts

243 months

Saturday 8th May 2004
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When they did the survey they didn't explain to the Beemer boys that it doesn't count if you're on your own at the time...

Nel

nonegreen

7,803 posts

272 months

Saturday 8th May 2004
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mungo said:
What did they say about SEAT drivers?


Dos cervesa pour favour?

Hows the law enforcement going then?

will_t

821 posts

244 months

Sunday 9th May 2004
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nel said:
When they did the survey they didn't explain to the Beemer boys that it doesn't count if you're on your own at the time...

Nel


You mean I've got to stop now I drive a Porsche

Will

Marquis_Rex

7,377 posts

241 months

Sunday 9th May 2004
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I own one Porsche and two BMWs-where does that lead me? *LOL*

Helen Goff

800 posts

241 months

Sunday 9th May 2004
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all this talk about sex is giving me a headache

nel

4,772 posts

243 months

Monday 10th May 2004
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The report on this survey that I got by email:

BMW drivers get most sex

BERLIN (Reuters) - BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers, a new German car magazine has found.

The German magazine "Men's Car" found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week.

Following BMW drivers were Audi (2.1), Volkswagen (1.9), Ford (1.7) and Mercedes (1.6). Drivers of foreign car makes were also behind BMW with Italian cars (2.0), French (1.9), Japanese (1.8), Swedish (1.6) and Korean cars (1.5) trailing after.

Among women, French car drivers were top with 2.1 times per week followed by Audi (2.0), Italian (2.0), and BMW (1.9) with Porsche again at the bottom of the scale at 1.2 times per week.


Oh - and this is another funny one in the same mail...

Germany plans to fine brothels with no apprentices

BERLIN (Reuters) - The German government's plans to levy fines on companies that fail to hire trainees will also be applied to legal German brothels, Der Spiegel news magazine reports.

Brothels failing to employ a certain number of apprentices will not be exempted from the financial penalties that Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder's centre-left government wants to introduce on all companies later this year, the magazine said on Sunday.

The legislation drafted by the Social Democrats and their Greens coalition partners will fine companies that do not have one apprentice for every 15 workers.

Several members of the Greens party tried to allow an exemption for prostitutes but the Education Ministry responsible for the legislation blocked that, arguing it "would cause considerable difficulties", Der Spiegel said.

nonegreen

7,803 posts

272 months

Monday 10th May 2004
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How on earth do you become an apprentice whore? I believe the Meister system is based in the chamber of commerce. Look out for adverts for Whoremeister.