RE: It's that Cerbera Again
Monday 3rd March 2003
It's that Cerbera Again
Maxxed Cerbie shows up in Paris
Discussion
Arrrrrrrr not again 
Just when you thought it was safe to venture into a McD's car park after dark 
Blar blar, excelent build quality, blar blar, NOS, blar blar, has anyone actually seen this rolling branch of Currys driven in anger as aposed to being trailered between Max Muppet shows and being photographed with a slow film speed to make it look like it's being driven over 20mph
Just when you thought it was safe to venture into a McD's car park after dark Blar blar, excelent build quality, blar blar, NOS, blar blar, has anyone actually seen this rolling branch of Currys driven in anger as aposed to being trailered between Max Muppet shows and being photographed with a slow film speed to make it look like it's being driven over 20mph
Tell ya wot.Let's add on some really tasteful retro add-ons.
First Jack up the back and put a £6.99 red foglamp under the rear, lighting up the rear diff. Then we'll get some luminous pink ribbed rubber wiper arm covers, and then we'll attach TWO anti static rubber strips off of the rear bumper(you know the ones with the lightening arrow in white!)
And for the final 'piece de resistance'we'll put one of those black and silver reflective stickers on the back stating "If my car's 'a rockin, dont bother knockin"
First Jack up the back and put a £6.99 red foglamp under the rear, lighting up the rear diff. Then we'll get some luminous pink ribbed rubber wiper arm covers, and then we'll attach TWO anti static rubber strips off of the rear bumper(you know the ones with the lightening arrow in white!)
And for the final 'piece de resistance'we'll put one of those black and silver reflective stickers on the back stating "If my car's 'a rockin, dont bother knockin"
Hey, we'd all love to lavish that amount of attention on our Cerbs! However, I personally would not go for the Lady Penelope / Pimp colour scheme and all of the other crap bolted to it. I saw that Cerb on TV being driven around the first bend at Silverstone...can't remember which show though...
What is an ICE system?
Has he tried the NOS do you know? Perhaps it is all for show and no go? I wouldn't feel too good about pressing the NOS button and watching the pistons launch themselves skywards through the bonnet.
Is it still a Cerbera after all the bastardisations?
Tony
What is an ICE system?
Has he tried the NOS do you know? Perhaps it is all for show and no go? I wouldn't feel too good about pressing the NOS button and watching the pistons launch themselves skywards through the bonnet.
Is it still a Cerbera after all the bastardisations?
Tony
Chaps, Jamie Shaw at Charisma is a nice enough bloke, he wanted a car that would provoke a reaction from people and one that he could make OTT so as to show off as many different design features as possible – in this I would say that he has exceed the design brief.
No one is ever going to buy a car looking like this but that is missing the whole point. No one was ever envisaged buying a car exactly like this. Buying some of the features or even just having their seats re-trimmed to the same very high standard as those on the show car was the plan. The fit and finish on this car is superb, the manner is OTT but the car does it’s job it gets your attention, holds it and shakes it violently to death. Being as it’s a Cerbera it’s also a nice better platform to work from that a Saxo IMHO of course
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No one is ever going to buy a car looking like this but that is missing the whole point. No one was ever envisaged buying a car exactly like this. Buying some of the features or even just having their seats re-trimmed to the same very high standard as those on the show car was the plan. The fit and finish on this car is superb, the manner is OTT but the car does it’s job it gets your attention, holds it and shakes it violently to death. Being as it’s a Cerbera it’s also a nice better platform to work from that a Saxo IMHO of course
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