Wife/other half quotes

[bobbins]

I'll set the ball rolling with this gem from this morning:

"I hate it, I don't know why I go out in it with you, it always makes me feel sick"...

[pmessling]

"Dont get me wrong its a sexy car, but scares the st out of me"

[mickk]

"Get the exhaust fixed....it must have a hole in it"

[Steffan]

Probably the best any Ex said to me was:

"The car you drive says a lot about you. Your's does you no favours"

Probably the beginning of the end. Ah well, onto new beginnings.

[tejr]

Steffan said:

Probably the best any Ex said to me was:

"The car you drive says a lot about you. Your's does you no favours"

Probably the beginning of the end. Ah well, onto new beginnings.

She was just trying to say you are too good for her Either that or your bits always stop working at the wrong time!

[Steffan]

tejr said:

Steffan said:

Probably the best any Ex said to me was:

"The car you drive says a lot about you. Your's does you no favours"

Probably the beginning of the end. Ah well, onto new beginnings.

She was just trying to say you are too good for her Either that or your bits always stop working at the wrong time!

I have been fortunate in being favoured by multi layered ans structured criticism from a number of Ex's.

All remarkably consistent in its ferocity and detail and length.

Obviously I do not leave my Ex's unmoved.

This has established that I am rubbish as a partner something which I have thoroughly enjoyed for over 40 years.

With any luck this saga will continue!!!

[Onzlouk]

Id had the 2nd cerbera started in the garage for 5 minutes not long after bringing it home for the first time. We had been cerbless for around 15 months. She walks in the back door and says "Aaahhh, i've missed that smell" God bless her

[tvrtuscans]

First time she was going to sit in it was 6.00am on the morning of our drive to the Chatsworth soiree in 2009. She is not much of a 'morning person' it has to be said. I am waiting with baited breath to hear her first words as she gets in as this will probably define her 'relationship with the car'....... "ohh these seats are much more comfortable than those seats in the other one you had".... phew me thinks, thank gawd for that!

A few months later she gets in and say's "whats that?"....pointing at the fire extinguisher bolted to the floor infront of the seat....!

Don't you just love em

[BazMV6]

mickk said:

"Get the exhaust fixed....it must have a hole in it"

I apologised for the noise when turning up late at night to the owner of our holiday cottage. She was about to give me details of the local exhaust place... My wife just laughed...

[Dave_M]

"Slow down, it's only a 50 limit" whilst gripping the seat in terror.

"Erm, we're only doing 25...."

ALso:

"That one is nice, it's very quiet, can you make ours quieter"

[Allandwf]

Took mine on a hoon with me, white knuckle ride stuff in the rain, with sparks when bottomed out over bumps, over 100 miles and........ she slept through the lot!!!!
No one knew how she did it, so quoteless I'm afraid.

[pmessling]

Allandwf said:

Took mine on a hoon with me, white knuckle ride stuff in the rain, with sparks when bottomed out over bumps, over 100 miles and........ she slept through the lot!!!!
No one knew how she did it, so quoteless I'm afraid.

Dont know, surely it would be

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

[Allandwf]

Hmmmmm... possibly, though that was an added bonus with the cerb, could never hear lol

[Storer]

bobbins said:

I'll set the ball rolling with this gem from this morning:

"I hate it, I don't know why I go out in it with you, it always makes me feel sick"...

Mine makes my wife physically ill when she has ridden in it. And not because of the speed either. I think it's the harsh ride coupled with the laid back seating position.

Paul

[Milky400]

" I feel sleepy "

[FUBAR]

"How much??"


only joking dear

[SimonJ1966]

'Slow down'

[spongy]

Where have you been all day

[baguaman]

can u put your fingers there again when you accelerate

[Ireland]

"Did we just set off the alarms on those cars when we drove past?"