F****ing Neighbours

F****ing Neighbours

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crazycats

Original Poster:

700 posts

251 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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Sorry guys but this really has annoyed me!!!

Just been out for a few beers in the local with a few mates, and have been subjected to some real finger pointing.

Most fingers have been really cool....you've just got a cerbera, love it, nice colour, sounds fantastic, can I have a go? How fast is it, whats the 0-60, how much,
all the usual stuff.

However............one person(sex excluded, but it doesn't have balls), came striding across the bar, and said to me, you're the one with the noisy car aren't you?

Yep, was my reply....."Well, can you keep the f****ng noise down in the morning" it said to me, well as you can imagine, I was a bit surprised by this as I don't use the car in the early hours, and even if I do I'm really careful about noise, i.e start, quick warm up, and off I go.....and so it goes on, which I tryed to explain.

Off I went for a few more beers with the lads, but no, I'd got a terrier attached, "Can't you get it fixed?, she sqwaked"

Yes I think so, but I'm not sure you'll like the outcome...

So, what happens now guys???? Do I start moaning about her barking dog, or her crappy 2 stroke hedge trimmer at 9 on a sunday morning, or even her offensive dress sense, or do I just set fire to her front door???...

Advice please

crazycats

Original Poster:

700 posts

251 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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I suggest that Mid-Essex arrange their next convoy from outside your house, 25 cars starting up together would show her how loud TVR's can be!

Now that sounds like a good idea

crazycats

Original Poster:

700 posts

251 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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Julian64 said:

This is classic 'I want you to notice me' behavour. The girl fancies you.



Ha Ha, hadn't thought of that

crazycats

Original Poster:

700 posts

251 months

Monday 25th August 2003
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flasher said:

mungo said:

Is she fit?





She is actually!!...however, could be dramatically improved with some Bridgstone tyre print !!!!!!!

crazycats

Original Poster:

700 posts

251 months

Thursday 4th September 2003
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Just waiting for my new cerby to be delivered. Having a tow bar fitted so I can tow my boat round behind it.


Please tell me you're not serious

>> Edited by crazycats on Thursday 4th September 21:39