Discussion
LilCat said:
Kermit power said:
LilCat said:
LeoZwalf said:
Another rule should be that people should actually just come and speak to each other... All too often at these things it's afterwards that people come back on the forum and say "ohh i didn't really chat to anyone"
Just come and say hi
I'll be in a group with a big tent, gazebo, 2 Rover 400's, a white MR2 and a black Almera... come and say hello
Just come and say hi
I'll be in a group with a big tent, gazebo, 2 Rover 400's, a white MR2 and a black Almera... come and say hello
You cant miss us!! We have a yellow beacon lighting up the area....
Hides from that purple teletubby
Oh well done Cat. As a result of those instructions, anyone who breaks down is going to have a much longer wait than usual, as all the PH'ers will be stopping random AA patrols to introduce themselves!
Er... in that case.. we have a bright green beacon courtesy of Chris
Drinking alcohol during Saturday evening is a requirement of attendance. Anyone found not drinking alcohol during this mandatory period shall be severely abused.
Snoring is permitted however snorers will be identified and publicly humiliated on the pages of PH
Throwing-up is permitted. Up-chuckers choosing to chuck on the camping field must stake their achievement with a sign bearing their PH name.
It is the duty of everyone who is having fun to seek out and educate anyone who is not having fun.
Attendees who bring exotic cars shall make reasonable endeavours to minimise the level of drool present in the vicinity of their car.
Attendees who bring Eastern Block or Rover cars shall humbly accept ridicule.
Once sufficient alcohol has been consumed anyone admitting to voting Labour shall be found personally liable for everything that has gone wrong since the dawn of time.
You are expected to conduct yourself at all times with utter disregard for authority.
Snoring is permitted however snorers will be identified and publicly humiliated on the pages of PH
Throwing-up is permitted. Up-chuckers choosing to chuck on the camping field must stake their achievement with a sign bearing their PH name.
It is the duty of everyone who is having fun to seek out and educate anyone who is not having fun.
Attendees who bring exotic cars shall make reasonable endeavours to minimise the level of drool present in the vicinity of their car.
Attendees who bring Eastern Block or Rover cars shall humbly accept ridicule.
Once sufficient alcohol has been consumed anyone admitting to voting Labour shall be found personally liable for everything that has gone wrong since the dawn of time.
You are expected to conduct yourself at all times with utter disregard for authority.
LeoZwalf said:
Another rule should be that people should actually just come and speak to each other... All too often at these things it's afterwards that people come back on the forum and say "ohh i didn't really chat to anyone"
Just come and say hi
I'll be in a group with a big tent, gazebo, 2 Rover 400's, a white MR2 and a black Almera... come and say hello
Just come and say hi
I'll be in a group with a big tent, gazebo, 2 Rover 400's, a white MR2 and a black Almera... come and say hello
very good rule, I saw you loads at PF last year and still never said hello once, I think you followed us to the shop for the beer run.
tvrbob said:
Drinking alcohol during Saturday evening is a requirement of attendance. Anyone found not drinking alcohol during this mandatory period shall be severely abused.
Snoring is permitted however snorers will be identified and publicly humiliated on the pages of PH
Throwing-up is permitted. Up-chuckers choosing to chuck on the camping field must stake their achievement with a sign bearing their PH name.
It is the duty of everyone who is having fun to seek out and educate anyone who is not having fun.
Attendees who bring exotic cars shall make reasonable endeavours to minimise the level of drool present in the vicinity of their car.
Attendees who bring Eastern Block or Rover cars shall humbly accept ridicule.
Once sufficient alcohol has been consumed anyone admitting to voting Labour shall be found personally liable for everything that has gone wrong since the dawn of time.
You are expected to conduct yourself at all times with utter disregard for authority.
Snoring is permitted however snorers will be identified and publicly humiliated on the pages of PH
Throwing-up is permitted. Up-chuckers choosing to chuck on the camping field must stake their achievement with a sign bearing their PH name.
It is the duty of everyone who is having fun to seek out and educate anyone who is not having fun.
Attendees who bring exotic cars shall make reasonable endeavours to minimise the level of drool present in the vicinity of their car.
Attendees who bring Eastern Block or Rover cars shall humbly accept ridicule.
Once sufficient alcohol has been consumed anyone admitting to voting Labour shall be found personally liable for everything that has gone wrong since the dawn of time.
You are expected to conduct yourself at all times with utter disregard for authority.
I snore thewave said:
paddy27 said:
thewave said:
tvrbob said:
Sex is permitted at pistonfest however the act must be supported by video evidence
I was under the impression there are only about 10 girls going to PF, doesn't that seriously affect the chances of the males going?
10 girls maybe, but how many are single??
I'm ok though,
Well yours is taken
I'm assuming MRS Trackside is taken
Becca I'm assuming won't be interested
Ali's taken
So i've just wiped out 40% of the women, and I'm sure i'll have missed some.
I guess the single guys will have to sit around and get drunk with us married ones, nevermind hey. Could be interesting watching them try....
I am I also have bodyguards 
bmwdrivernigel said:
ali_kat said:
matt172 said:
ali_kat said:
LilCat said:
ali_kat said:
I snore Erm..... How loud???
Very, so I've been told, only when pissed tho
Ha, so do I so its lucky we are sharing then
OMG.... so looks like i am getting no sleep!!
Can i get refund on ticket please???
LilCat said:
bmwdrivernigel said:
ali_kat said:
matt172 said:
ali_kat said:
LilCat said:
ali_kat said:
I snore Erm..... How loud???
Very, so I've been told, only when pissed tho
Ha, so do I so its lucky we are sharing then
OMG.... so looks like i am getting no sleep!!
Can i get refund on ticket please???
they can sleep outside....or stick something up their noses
LeoZwalf said:
Another rule should be that people should actually just come and speak to each other.
I like that rule, I will come and say Hi.
Sometimes you find you can chat away for ages, then at other times, after having said "Oh, so you're 'Electric Carpet Man' hey hey, really pleased to meet you" there is an embarrased awkward silence and you wander off saying "M...K, catch you later".
stardust said:
mightydquinn said:
IS THERE AN OUTSIDE LOO FOR US GENTS OUTSIDE THE MARKEEEEEEEEEEE
SO WE DONT HAVE TO GO FAR.
You fellas don't need an outside loo, it's us 'female types' that can't p1ss up a tree that need extra facilities!!
Good point. And while I'm at it... 
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DECIDE TO USE THE DISABLED LOO. ESPECIALLY NOT FOR YOUR NICE SMELLY POO. Thankyou. Some of us have very poor bladder control.
becca_viola said:
stardust said:
mightydquinn said:
IS THERE AN OUTSIDE LOO FOR US GENTS OUTSIDE THE MARKEEEEEEEEEEE
SO WE DONT HAVE TO GO FAR.
You fellas don't need an outside loo, it's us 'female types' that can't p1ss up a tree that need extra facilities!!
Good point. And while I'm at it... DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DECIDE TO USE THE DISABLED LOO. ESPECIALLY NOT FOR YOUR NICE SMELLY POO. Thankyou. Some of us have very poor bladder control.
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