What insults have been thrown at you?

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Whilst driving your Aston? There's hardly been any when out with the old man, but there was one recently albeit not really an insult.

High street, hood down pulling up to jump out, guy walking past with girlfriend "I wouldn't have got one in that colour" instant reaction form the old man "So what colour is yours then??" he said nothing

So what's your story?