I went to Santa Pod at the weekend in my ''mapped'' 335d LOL

I went to Santa Pod at the weekend in my ''mapped'' 335d LOL

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dxb335d

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No seriously. It was a great day.

First run of the day was against a nice chap in a re-mapped 305bhp Vectra VXR. He had a bullet cam attatched to his windscreen and filmed our run.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i0FIyuow7E


We had another run with the same result. He was impressed and is going to buy a 335d now.



I then ran against my mate Jay who has a Seat Ibiza Cupra 1.8Turbo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBF3LenCXRM


This time MY camera and mount was set up in his car. I did a 13.7@105mph and he did a 15.5@90mph which = a large gap.


Then i wanted to race this VXR8 Supercharged 560bhp monster.








BEAT HIM and recorded my best time ever




was well chuffed with my 13.3@105.75mph.

I called it day after that, it was lunchtime and had to get home. The Supercharged VXR8 later that day posted a 13.28. So just beating me. But i think if i had stayed and run again i could have run quicker time aswell.

So if im as quick as cars like that, its fair to say a mapped 335d is a fast car. An e36 m3 did a 13.7@101mph there also.

The VXR8 owner is on PH and said my car was very fast.


Thanks

dxb335d

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chris_w666 said:
rofl

Is there really any need to try so hard to prove you own a fast car?

Grow up and stop being such a cock.

HTH
Its people like you who dont believe. You have proof now.

dxb335d

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zuffenhausen74 said:
Could I please ask a question, you are obviously interested in performance and like BMW's For the same money you could a bought an M3 CSL. Why didn't you?
Didnt want a CSL. test drove one for sure.

dxb335d

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chris_w666 said:
dxb335d said:
chris_w666 said:
rofl

Is there really any need to try so hard to prove you own a fast car?

Grow up and stop being such a cock.

HTH
Its people like you who dont believe. You have proof now.
No we believe the 335d is a quick car, I am a diesel fan and agree they are good. But there really is no need for a pissing contest about your 335d all the time.
I dont agree, people on here think its not fast. There subarus and evo's doing 14's udner 100mph. So the 335d is quick. Some people know that. Some people appreciate that it is. Some dotn WANT to believe some dont give a fk, the latter ones dont need to post.

dxb335d

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ewenm said:
Sorry for not getting excited but 0-60s, and 1/4 mile times are just not that interesting. How does it feel? How exciting is it to hustle along a twisty B-road? Does it make you smile every time you get into it? Do you go for a drive at 5am just for the hell of it? For me, a 3-series just doesn't have that level of excitement, however fast it is.

The stopwatch never lies, but it rarely tells you anything interesting either.
Yes i do enjoy driving it, and it does bring a smile to my face. Not as much as a f430 scuderia would though.
Mafioso said:
dxb335d said:
chris_w666 said:
dxb335d said:
chris_w666 said:
rofl

Is there really any need to try so hard to prove you own a fast car?

Grow up and stop being such a cock.

HTH
Its people like you who dont believe. You have proof now.
No we believe the 335d is a quick car, I am a diesel fan and agree they are good. But there really is no need for a pissing contest about your 335d all the time.
I dont agree, people on here think its not fast. There subarus and evo's doing 14's udner 100mph. So the 335d is quick. Some people know that. Some people appreciate that it is. Some dotn WANT to believe some dont give a fk, the latter ones dont need to post.
Well we are posting to give you the hint to take your black smoke machine and display it in some chav forum where people might like it. But you don't seem to take it do you?
It dont smoke mate, not one ounce. Chavs like E36 M3'S not E92 diesels.

dxb335d

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CarbonM5 said:
dxb335d said:
chris_w666 said:
dxb335d said:
chris_w666 said:
rofl

Is there really any need to try so hard to prove you own a fast car?

Grow up and stop being such a cock.

HTH
Its people like you who dont believe. You have proof now.
No we believe the 335d is a quick car, I am a diesel fan and agree they are good. But there really is no need for a pissing contest about your 335d all the time.
I dont agree, people on here think its not fast. There subarus and evo's doing 14's udner 100mph. So the 335d is quick. Some people know that. Some people appreciate that it is. Some dotn WANT to believe some dont give a fk, the latter ones dont need to post.
The people in the Subarus and evos probably didnt launch as hard as possible- if your Diesel was a manual you be in the 14s aswell not having a torque convertor to ease the launch.
Auto suffer a higher transmission loss than manuals. If it were a manual it would run a quicker time.

The 335d is easy to launch but no good for launching, no LSD and short first and 2nd gears. Which is a hindrance.

dxb335d

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Toecutter said:
dxb335d said:
CarbonM5 said:
dxb335d said:
chris_w666 said:
dxb335d said:
chris_w666 said:
rofl

Is there really any need to try so hard to prove you own a fast car?

Grow up and stop being such a cock.

HTH
Its people like you who dont believe. You have proof now.
No we believe the 335d is a quick car, I am a diesel fan and agree they are good. But there really is no need for a pissing contest about your 335d all the time.
I dont agree, people on here think its not fast. There subarus and evo's doing 14's udner 100mph. So the 335d is quick. Some people know that. Some people appreciate that it is. Some dotn WANT to believe some dont give a fk, the latter ones dont need to post.
The people in the Subarus and evos probably didnt launch as hard as possible- if your Diesel was a manual you be in the 14s aswell not having a torque convertor to ease the launch.
Auto suffer a higher transmission loss than manuals. If it were a manual it would run a quicker time.

The 335d is easy to launch but no good for launching, no LSD and short first and 2nd gears. Which is a hindrance.
Err you have just written down a conflicting statement, is easy to lanuch or not?
ILL SAY IT AGAIN, ITS EASY TO LAUNCH, BUT NOT GOOD AT IT.....

Anyone can do a half decent launch in one, but the car AINT built for it and AINT a quick launcher.

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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=D0uw2W_94PI Here is an intersting vid.

Compare there times to mine and tell me mines slow.

dxb335d

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Mr E said:
CarbonM5 said:
The people in the Subarus and evos probably didnt launch as hard as possible
I have something around 260-280bhp - and if I utterly monster the launch (which is about 1 in 3 attempts) I can squeeze under 14 seconds... And I consider the Toyota fairly brisk.

I don't do it often, it always feels like something will break.
Oh yes i know they can mate, 13.9@100mph Seen it myself not bad i think,

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dxb335d said:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=D0uw2W_94PI Here is an intersting vid.

Compare there times to mine and tell me mines slow.
Watch it

dxb335d

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uk_vette said:
So your BMW walked a 560hp V8
Some thing smells here.
Look at the photo. Pic of a bmw and a 560bhp V8

dxb335d

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f1nn said:
Well I for one think that those times are very impressive.

I would consider an E92 M3 to be a very quick car in the real world. For a diesel version to post similar times over a standing quarter, which I'd argue is not where it will be at its strongest, is very, very impressive.

I can only imagine how that must feel on the road.

Obviously the original poster has rubbed a lot of people up the wrong way, an a lot of people have seen fit to include "335 (mapped)" in almost evry post they make, but I think those vids show a very quick car.

Yes I know we can all give examples of quicker, but if I understand correctly, its a standard car with a remap. and a lot of "performance" cars would struggle to put in 13.3s.

It's horses for courses, but it would make me wonder wether an M3 was as capable for an average driver in real world give and take traffic.
thankyou, and on the road it does pull away from cars like the e46 m3.



Ecurie Ecosse said:
Good on you dxb335d for properly enjoying your car, and a big thumbs up for posting the Santa Pod vids.

And a big thumbs down to all the guys giving dxb335d such a hard time, some rather nasty comments have been made.

Perhaps they know deep down the mapped 335d is superior to their own cars? The ladies protest too much ; )

I am a long time petrol only fan, but this anti-mapped 335d backlash is perversely increasing their appeal to me. I have previously driven an unmapped 535d which I wasn't that impressed by, but now I'm going to arrange a drive of a mapped 335d.
Hi mate, where are you located?


skylinecrazy said:
dxb335d said:
uk_vette said:
So your BMW walked a 560hp V8
Some thing smells here.
Look at the photo. Pic of a bmw and a 560bhp V8
Do you know the guy in the VXR?
Yes i do, spoke to him in length before and after the run. He is a nice chap who is on here, and rekons my car is fast.

dxb335d

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f1nn said:
Well I for one think that those times are very impressive.

I would consider an E92 M3 to be a very quick car in the real world. For a diesel version to post similar times over a standing quarter, which I'd argue is not where it will be at its strongest, is very, very impressive.

I can only imagine how that must feel on the road.

Obviously the original poster has rubbed a lot of people up the wrong way, an a lot of people have seen fit to include "335 (mapped)" in almost evry post they make, but I think those vids show a very quick car.

Yes I know we can all give examples of quicker, but if I understand correctly, its a standard car with a remap. and a lot of "performance" cars would struggle to put in 13.3s.

It's horses for courses, but it would make me wonder wether an M3 was as capable for an average driver in real world give and take traffic.
Now i want to thankyou again for a decent post. You are a levelled head individual. I wish everyone else was as nice as you mate.

No one else cares to post positive things. I mean diesels have come along way. Surely this is postive people.

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Neil.D said:
dxb335d said:
Yes i do, spoke to him in length before and after the run. He is a nice chap who is on here, and rekons my car is fast.
I dont want to sound rude, but despite your protests, that statement completley highlights your inferiority complex.

Dude, please, lets have no more of this deplorable claptrap.
WHAT?

but to be fair his car is faster than mine. He set a tenth quicker at the end of the day and 2mph faster. over 120 he would leave me standing. Still i was happy with my result

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priller said:
That was last year, i BOUGHT IT OFF HIM in december.
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