First Track Day

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cyberface

12,214 posts

259 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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lawrence567 said:
Problem solved!
Touchy! wink

lawrence567

7,507 posts

192 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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cyberface said:
lawrence567 said:
Problem solved!
Touchy! wink
I'm sorry, were you having a power wank over my photo's, PM me & i'll send you a few! lol

RizzoTheRat

25,342 posts

194 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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cyberface said:
And it's getting even stranger, page by page... who knows where it's going to go next?
Well if you're familiar with Godwins law you'll have a fair idea...


Edited by RizzoTheRat on Monday 22 September 16:30

nakedninja

541 posts

196 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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There once was a lad called Fraz,
Who liked to have "fun" with the ladz.
Borrowed a bike from westy,
Thought that he was the besty,
But mostly talks out of his azz...


Give us 5 mins and I'll crack off *oo err* a better one.

lawrence567

7,507 posts

192 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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Was'nt that something to do with the Nazi's (Godwins law)
I'm not completely sure what it means though!

trumpet600

3,527 posts

233 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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nakedninja said:
There once was a lad called Fraz,
Who liked to have "fun" with the ladz.
Borrowed a bike from westy,
Thought that he was the besty,
But mostly talks out of his azz...


Give us 5 mins and I'll crack off *oo err* a better one.
claproflroflroflrofl

nakedninja

541 posts

196 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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anonymous said:
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nakedninja

541 posts

196 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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Whilst out riding the other day,
I overtook young Fraz.K.
Elbows and knees both down,
Yes there on the ground,
Whilst Westy took him every which way!


Wahey!

Top that you rascal.

castrolcraig

18,073 posts

208 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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Busa_Rush said:
Just spoken to No Limits. Apparantly only MSV tracks (Brands, Snetterton etc) insist on a road license, the others do not.
but they do insist on an acu or equivelant race license....

as confirmed by both no limits, and the governing body.

edited to add, yes, i know nothing about road or race bikes and havent the faintest clue what im on about, clearly everybody who visited my work place last week was dreaming....

Edited by castrolcraig on Monday 22 September 17:12

westy636

19 posts

189 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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LOL! oh, the irony of being called gay by the biggest bunch of pussies who ever feigned an interest in biking! So, what have we got in here? The old, sensible one with the nice, sensible BMW. The one who bought the completely nonsensical Hayabusa cos he wanted to tell everyone he owns "the fastest bike in the world", the strange van driving one with obsession about sausage jockeys, and a bunch of cackling, half-wit nonentities who are scared of their own shadows, wouldnt go on a track without a team of lawyers and are more at home making up silly schoolboy poems about tits and willies. Come back black k1, the rest of em are just lightweights.

westy636

19 posts

189 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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who the fk are you then, craig? I'll know your name if your anything serious in the biking community

fergus

6,430 posts

277 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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Personally, I'm not sure what difference having a licence makes to some riders on your average TD, as most of them are very nervous, even in the fast group occasionally.

Having a licence does NOT mean you can ride a bike quickly round a track, or have bike handling skills (as these are unlikely to be tested in 99% of test riding conditions), it means you can ride in 'normal' conditions.

Personally, the decision to let someone use my bike, in the knowledge that they had little/no experience on a larger bike isn't I would have made, but it's not my bike.

I can't actually see what all the fuss is about? There is a lot of evidence of a clique going on here btw.....

If you go on a TD, you do so at your own risk. Knowing that all riders either have a road or ACU licence shouldn't really give you many assurances of someone's ability?

Jamie Whittham hasn't got a road licence.... (but then again, he can't ride hehe)

Edited by fergus on Monday 22 September 17:54

castrolcraig

18,073 posts

208 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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westy636 said:
who the fk are you then, craig? I'll know your name if your anything serious in the biking community
are you really that thick that you cant read a profile, or look back through previous threads??

westy636

19 posts

189 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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fergus said:
Personally, I'm not sure what difference having a licence makes to some riders on your average TD, as most of them are very nervous, even in the fast group occasionally.

Having a licence does NOT mean you can ride a bike quickly round a track, or have bike handling skills (as these are unlikely to be tested in 99% of test riding conditions), it means you can I would have made, but it's not my bike.

I can't actually see what all the fuss is about? There is a lot of evidence of a clique going on here btw.....

If you go on a TD, you do so at your own risk. Knowing that all riders either have a road or ACU licence shouldn't really give you many assurances of someone's ability?

Jamie Whittham hasn't got a road licence.... (but then again, he can't ride hehe)
Well said, fergus.

Biker's Nemesis

38,906 posts

210 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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I hope no one is suggesting they're faster than me!

westy636

19 posts

189 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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castrolcraig said:
westy636 said:
who the fk are you then, craig? I'll know your name if your anything serious in the biking community
are you really that thick that you cant read a profile, or look back through previous threads??
oohhh, you drive a van for a car company, you like Volkswagan Golfs and you get to ride a bog standard Honda occasionally. What an incredible wealth of knowledge and experience you must have! I am in awe of your presence. Fancy showing me the way round Cadwell one day??

castrolcraig

18,073 posts

208 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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westy636 said:
castrolcraig said:
westy636 said:
who the fk are you then, craig? I'll know your name if your anything serious in the biking community
are you really that thick that you cant read a profile, or look back through previous threads??
oohhh, you drive a van for a car company, you like Volkswagan Golfs and you get to ride a bog standard Honda occasionally. What an incredible wealth of knowledge and experience you must have! I am in awe of your presence. Fancy showing me the way round Cadwell one day??
cars??

boggo standard honda's??

drivr a van??

work on bikes daily??

acu race license holder??

riding for over 20 years, erm yes, to all above.

all yes, plus more, more that means i can safely say that you sir are a complete retard with about as much knowledge of motorcycling as a single cell ameoba.


westy636

19 posts

189 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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castrolcraig said:
westy636 said:
castrolcraig said:
westy636 said:
who the fk are you then, craig? I'll know your name if your anything serious in the biking community
are you really that thick that you cant read a profile, or look back through previous threads??
oohhh, you drive a van for a car company, you like Volkswagan Golfs and you get to ride a bog standard Honda occasionally. What an incredible wealth of knowledge and experience you must have! I am in awe of your presence. Fancy showing me the way round Cadwell one day??
cars??

boggo standard honda's??

drivr a van??

work on bikes daily??

acu race license holder??

riding for over 20 years, erm yes, to all above.

all yes, plus more, more that means i can safely say that you sir are a complete retard with about as much knowledge of motorcycling as a single cell ameoba.
Having an A.C.U licence means naff all. I've been riding for twenty odd years too, so what? You could have been riding like a nob for all twenty of them. Never seen you feature in any race results, pal. All I've heard from you is some crap about knee down being just a pose and how you can't take 15kgs off a stock ZX6R. So Cadwell is your favourite track, yes? Lets book a trackday together. We can have a little bet on who gets round the quickest. Put yer £ where your mouth is.

Biker's Nemesis

38,906 posts

210 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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westy636 said:
castrolcraig said:
westy636 said:
castrolcraig said:
westy636 said:
who the fk are you then, craig? I'll know your name if your anything serious in the biking community
are you really that thick that you cant read a profile, or look back through previous threads??
oohhh, you drive a van for a car company, you like Volkswagan Golfs and you get to ride a bog standard Honda occasionally. What an incredible wealth of knowledge and experience you must have! I am in awe of your presence. Fancy showing me the way round Cadwell one day??
cars??

boggo standard honda's??

drivr a van??

work on bikes daily??

acu race license holder??

riding for over 20 years, erm yes, to all above.

all yes, plus more, more that means i can safely say that you sir are a complete retard with about as much knowledge of motorcycling as a single cell ameoba.
Having an A.C.U licence means naff all. I've been riding for twenty odd years too, so what? You could have been riding like a nob for all twenty of them. Never seen you feature in any race results, pal. All I've heard from you is some crap about knee down being just a pose and how you can't take 15kgs off a stock ZX6R. So Cadwell is your favourite track, yes? Lets book a trackday together. We can have a little bet on who gets round the quickest. Put yer £ where your mouth is.
Can I join in.

westy636

19 posts

189 months

Monday 22nd September 2008
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Of course you can, Biker's Nemesis. The more the merrier.