whinger stoner may not finish the season

whinger stoner may not finish the season

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Rocket Pepper

1,281 posts

218 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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Jetl3on said:
BBC reports suggest Stoner`s wrist is a potential career ending injury if not sorted soon. Cant be that bad, Ducati must be Sandbagging again.
Is this an old wking injury?

97rsr

258 posts

214 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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Jetl3on said:
BBC reports suggest Stoner`s wrist is a potential career ending injury if not sorted soon. Cant be that bad, Ducati must be Sandbagging again.
Agree with you there, in Stoner's own words

Regarding the injury, which flared up again following a crash at Misano at the end of August, he said: "Pain-wise it's fine, it's just a weakness in change of direction and things like that. "

"In some ways we're lucky it did show us what the real problem was, so we weren't just ignoring it and finding a bigger problem later on."

Hence he clicked off a 1 min 30s this morning.

Then again when you read his own description of his previous races at Phillip Island alone, it's a wonder it is only a minor injury pumped up by his PR team although I'm not to sure what his idea of a good result is?

" I´ve had a lot of good results here: I was winning on a 125cc and crashed out, equal second with Jorge Lorenzo (both clocked a race time of 38´02.000 in a dead heat finish) in 2004, then crashed out of the 250cc race when winning. We´ve always been competitive, it´s just that we´ve only stuck it on the top step one time,´ explains the outgoing MotoGP World Champion and winner of the 2007 race in Australia."

At last your starting to see what's going on, welcome to the real world!
You never know, it might happen to Rawwr as well laugh


Jetl3on

1,409 posts

198 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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97rsr said:
Jetl3on said:
BBC reports suggest Stoner`s wrist is a potential career ending injury if not sorted soon. Cant be that bad, Ducati must be Sandbagging again.
Agree with you there, in Stoner's own words

Regarding the injury, which flared up again following a crash at Misano at the end of August, he said: "Pain-wise it's fine, it's just a weakness in change of direction and things like that. "

"In some ways we're lucky it did show us what the real problem was, so we weren't just ignoring it and finding a bigger problem later on."

Hence he clicked off a 1 min 30s this morning.

Then again when you read his own description of his previous races at Phillip Island alone, it's a wonder it is only a minor injury pumped up by his PR team although I'm not to sure what his idea of a good result is?

" I´ve had a lot of good results here: I was winning on a 125cc and crashed out, equal second with Jorge Lorenzo (both clocked a race time of 38´02.000 in a dead heat finish) in 2004, then crashed out of the 250cc race when winning. We´ve always been competitive, it´s just that we´ve only stuck it on the top step one time,´ explains the outgoing MotoGP World Champion and winner of the 2007 race in Australia."

At last your starting to see what's going on, welcome to the real world!
You never know, it might happen to Rawwr as well laugh
Ahem *cough* Sorry mate, tongue in cheek, im taking the piss.

Ducati for life smile


Jetl3on

1,409 posts

198 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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Rocket Pepper said:
Jetl3on said:
BBC reports suggest Stoner`s wrist is a potential career ending injury if not sorted soon. Cant be that bad, Ducati must be Sandbagging again.
Is this an old wking injury?
No idea, why is that what happened to you?

97rsr

258 posts

214 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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Jetl3on said:
97rsr said:
Jetl3on said:
BBC reports suggest Stoner`s wrist is a potential career ending injury if not sorted soon. Cant be that bad, Ducati must be Sandbagging again.
Agree with you there, in Stoner's own words

Regarding the injury, which flared up again following a crash at Misano at the end of August, he said: "Pain-wise it's fine, it's just a weakness in change of direction and things like that. "

"In some ways we're lucky it did show us what the real problem was, so we weren't just ignoring it and finding a bigger problem later on."

Hence he clicked off a 1 min 30s this morning.

Then again when you read his own description of his previous races at Phillip Island alone, it's a wonder it is only a minor injury pumped up by his PR team although I'm not to sure what his idea of a good result is?

" I´ve had a lot of good results here: I was winning on a 125cc and crashed out, equal second with Jorge Lorenzo (both clocked a race time of 38´02.000 in a dead heat finish) in 2004, then crashed out of the 250cc race when winning. We´ve always been competitive, it´s just that we´ve only stuck it on the top step one time,´ explains the outgoing MotoGP World Champion and winner of the 2007 race in Australia."

At last your starting to see what's going on, welcome to the real world!
You never know, it might happen to Rawwr as well laugh
Ahem *cough* Sorry mate, tongue in cheek, im taking the piss.

Ducati for life smile
Dam, thought I'd converted you!! Good luck on the island beer

G Man

4,053 posts

262 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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Stoner's wrist injury will require a bone graft immediately the season is over at valencia - source MCN

Nice quote from Rossi on Stoner which shuts up the fools here

“I think Stoner next year will be back stronger again,” said Rossi, 29, after he wrapped up his sixth premier-class title, and the first in three years, at the Japanese Grand Prix in Motegi on Sunday.

“So, maybe he is the hardest rival I have ever had, more than [Sete] Gibernau and all the others I fought against in the past.”

Edited by G Man on Friday 3rd October 11:00

Rocket Pepper

1,281 posts

218 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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G Man said:
Stoner's wrist injury will require a bone graft immediately the season is over at valencia - source MCN

Nice quote from Rossi on Stoner which shuts up the fools here

“I think Stoner next year will be back stronger again,” said Rossi, 29, after he wrapped up his sixth premier-class title, and the first in three years, at the Japanese Grand Prix in Motegi on Sunday.

“So, maybe he is the hardest rival I have ever had, more than [Sete] Gibernau and all the others I fought against in the past.”

Edited by G Man on Friday 3rd October 11:00
Not to take anything away from Stoner, but I'm pretty sure Rossi isn't meaning Stoner alone. I believe Rossi is counting in the Ducati as a bike and Ducati as a team. Rossi also said all the top riders will be faster or stronger next season. Not just Stoner. Please quote all the relevant info.

Stig

11,818 posts

286 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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Jetl3on said:
Rocket Pepper said:
Jetl3on said:
BBC reports suggest Stoner`s wrist is a potential career ending injury if not sorted soon. Cant be that bad, Ducati must be Sandbagging again.
Is this an old wking injury?
No idea, why is that what happened to you?
Steady - let's keep this polite please.

Before you start, Rocket's (derogatory) comment was impersonal (unless Stoner is a poster here - which I doubt smile )

Try not to prod the hive eh wink

Rocket Pepper

1,281 posts

218 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
quotequote all
Jetl3on said:
Rocket Pepper said:
Jetl3on said:
BBC reports suggest Stoner`s wrist is a potential career ending injury if not sorted soon. Cant be that bad, Ducati must be Sandbagging again.
Is this an old wking injury?
No idea, why is that what happened to you?
Well, I'm unijured so I don't know what you mean. That said, I've never injured myself wking. In fact I knocked a quick one out about an hour ago, and it was good enough for a pole. Mind you, I'm a bloody wker and have no desire to retire just yet.

C8PPO

19,650 posts

205 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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G Man said:
Stoner's wrist injury will require a bone graft immediately the season is over at valencia - source MCN

Nice quote from Rossi on Stoner which shuts up the fools here

“I think Stoner next year will be back stronger again,” said Rossi, 29, after he wrapped up his sixth premier-class title, and the first in three years, at the Japanese Grand Prix in Motegi on Sunday.

“So, maybe he is the hardest rival I have ever had, more than [Sete] Gibernau and all the others I fought against in the past.”

Edited by G Man on Friday 3rd October 11:00
Cou8ld be all part of a Rossi build up to psyche Stoner out once and for all (a la Sete).

i.e. Stoner's the hardest rival I ever had but I can still whup him.

scratchchin

G Man

4,053 posts

262 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
quotequote all
Rocket Pepper said:
G Man said:
Stoner's wrist injury will require a bone graft immediately the season is over at valencia - source MCN

Nice quote from Rossi on Stoner which shuts up the fools here

“I think Stoner next year will be back stronger again,” said Rossi, 29, after he wrapped up his sixth premier-class title, and the first in three years, at the Japanese Grand Prix in Motegi on Sunday.

“So, maybe he is the hardest rival I have ever had, more than [Sete] Gibernau and all the others I fought against in the past.”

Edited by G Man on Friday 3rd October 11:00
Not to take anything away from Stoner, but I'm pretty sure Rossi isn't meaning Stoner alone. I believe Rossi is counting in the Ducati as a bike and Ducati as a team. Rossi also said all the top riders will be faster or stronger next season. Not just Stoner. Please quote all the relevant info.
RP

If a expert witness ie Valentino Rossi 8 X World Champ, in many peoples view the greatest rider of all time, says maybe he (Stoner) is the hardest rival, then us mortals should take what he says on face value.

To do anything else, sets your words against Rossi, which would be plainly foolish

Jetl3on

1,409 posts

198 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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97rsr said:
Jetl3on said:
97rsr said:
Jetl3on said:
BBC reports suggest Stoner`s wrist is a potential career ending injury if not sorted soon. Cant be that bad, Ducati must be Sandbagging again.
Agree with you there, in Stoner's own words

Regarding the injury, which flared up again following a crash at Misano at the end of August, he said: "Pain-wise it's fine, it's just a weakness in change of direction and things like that. "

"In some ways we're lucky it did show us what the real problem was, so we weren't just ignoring it and finding a bigger problem later on."

Hence he clicked off a 1 min 30s this morning.

Then again when you read his own description of his previous races at Phillip Island alone, it's a wonder it is only a minor injury pumped up by his PR team although I'm not to sure what his idea of a good result is?

" I´ve had a lot of good results here: I was winning on a 125cc and crashed out, equal second with Jorge Lorenzo (both clocked a race time of 38´02.000 in a dead heat finish) in 2004, then crashed out of the 250cc race when winning. We´ve always been competitive, it´s just that we´ve only stuck it on the top step one time,´ explains the outgoing MotoGP World Champion and winner of the 2007 race in Australia."

At last your starting to see what's going on, welcome to the real world!
You never know, it might happen to Rawwr as well laugh
Ahem *cough* Sorry mate, tongue in cheek, im taking the piss.

Ducati for life smile
Dam, thought I'd converted you!! Good luck on the island beer
Hahahaha no chance! It can be challenging being one of only a few Stoner fans in this sea of Rossi supporters, but I rather be a king on my island than a servant in the city beer

Jetl3on

1,409 posts

198 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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Stig said:
Jetl3on said:
Rocket Pepper said:
Jetl3on said:
BBC reports suggest Stoner`s wrist is a potential career ending injury if not sorted soon. Cant be that bad, Ducati must be Sandbagging again.
Is this an old wking injury?
No idea, why is that what happened to you?
Steady - let's keep this polite please.

Before you start, Rocket's (derogatory) comment was impersonal (unless Stoner is a poster here - which I doubt smile )

Try not to prod the hive eh wink
Aww come on Stig, twas just a joke, where`s all the friday humour gone? frown

I know what you need, a little un-PC joke to brighten the mood in this morgue, hydrate your funny bone:

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?'
The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.'
The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!
OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.'
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.
'Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie!'

castrolcraig

18,073 posts

208 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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97rsr

258 posts

214 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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Jetl3on said:
97rsr said:
Jetl3on said:
97rsr said:
Jetl3on said:
BBC reports suggest Stoner`s wrist is a potential career ending injury if not sorted soon. Cant be that bad, Ducati must be Sandbagging again.
Agree with you there, in Stoner's own words

Regarding the injury, which flared up again following a crash at Misano at the end of August, he said: "Pain-wise it's fine, it's just a weakness in change of direction and things like that. "

"In some ways we're lucky it did show us what the real problem was, so we weren't just ignoring it and finding a bigger problem later on."

Hence he clicked off a 1 min 30s this morning.

Then again when you read his own description of his previous races at Phillip Island alone, it's a wonder it is only a minor injury pumped up by his PR team although I'm not to sure what his idea of a good result is?

" I´ve had a lot of good results here: I was winning on a 125cc and crashed out, equal second with Jorge Lorenzo (both clocked a race time of 38´02.000 in a dead heat finish) in 2004, then crashed out of the 250cc race when winning. We´ve always been competitive, it´s just that we´ve only stuck it on the top step one time,´ explains the outgoing MotoGP World Champion and winner of the 2007 race in Australia."

At last your starting to see what's going on, welcome to the real world!
You never know, it might happen to Rawwr as well laugh
Ahem *cough* Sorry mate, tongue in cheek, im taking the piss.

Ducati for life smile
Dam, thought I'd converted you!! Good luck on the island beer
Hahahaha no chance! It can be challenging being one of only a few Stoner fans in this sea of Rossi supporters, but I rather be a king on my island than a servant in the city beer
Ahh, but you need to be king of most of the city to be king of the world wink
As for your joke laugh but don't give up the day job biggrin

Jetl3on

1,409 posts

198 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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Tough Crowd, how about this then:

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless
pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.


Busamav

2,954 posts

210 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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Vicar books into a hotel ,

says to the receptionist , I hope the porn channel is disabled ,

no sir its normal porn you sick bd

DesmoTip

1,035 posts

238 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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Whats the difference between Gordan Ramsey and a cross country run?
























One is a pant in the country, the other is a .......

Rawwr

22,722 posts

236 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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What's got 8 legs and a black ?

























































The A-Team.

DesmoTip

1,035 posts

238 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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Either we're about to have a BB joke thread, a la Sean Connery thread, or we're about to get told to post the jokes in P&P.........