NW KREW '14 ride outs and leather clad man love

[Yazza54]

Bla bla bla bla blah

[Jazoli]

Yazza54 said:

Bla bla bla bla blah

Good run? Did you show loon the way as he is a bit slow? I was too hungover to go far today.

[Yazza54]

Yeah and ground BNs sliders away, melted me tyres. You know the score

Absolutely knackered but glad I stayed out now

[LoonR1]

Yazza54 said:

Yeah and ground BNs sliders away, melted me tyres. You know the score

Absolutely knackered but glad I stayed out now

You rode well today mate.

[Biker's Nemesis]

LoonR1 said:

You rode well today mate.

He did.

[Yazza54]

Oh you guys make me blush

[Mr OCD]

Good crack then gents?

I need to calm down on the bike ... Getting too cocky!

[LoonR1]

Holding a steady speed that's north of 90 and not too much braking and just using sweeping lines is pretty well it for the road, unless you want to go proper hardcore. Once you've nailed that then you're sorted.

[TheLordJohn]

Mr OCD said:

Good crack then gents?

I need to calm down on the bike ... Getting too cocky!

I'm getting a bit that way at the minute...
Think a track day is in order!

[LoonR1]

Forgot to say that it was an interesting day as usual

• saw Paul Bird in his Lambo in Penrith
• the immediate aftermath of a head on bike vs car crash. Bike's fault.
• more and more drivers are panicking when a bike appears behind them and slam on the brakes. It's pretty scary when a car that you were slowing for suddenly sheds another chunk of speed for no good reason.

[Biker's Nemesis]

I can't remember the last time I felt so sore with riding a bike, my wrists, my arse and my hip are agony. 30 miles from home I was thinking about leaving it somewhere and getting the Mrs to pick me up.

[Yazza54]

LoonR1 said:

Forgot to say that it was an interesting day as usual

• saw Paul Bird in his Lambo in Penrith
• the immediate aftermath of a head on bike vs car crash. Bike's fault.
• more and more drivers are panicking when a bike appears behind them and slam on the brakes. It's pretty scary when a car that you were slowing for suddenly sheds another chunk of speed for no good reason.

Bloody smart that Lambo.

We also saw a duck and a load of little ducklings crossing the road, it was the highlight of my day

Just me then?

Oh and Scott killed a sparrow

[Biker's Nemesis]

Tell you what I saw just outside of Moprpeth this morning a bloody great big bird about 3 ft tall crash over the top of a hedge with a rabbit or hare in its feet/claws. It was fkin massive and the bugger just missed me when it took off in front of me.

I would have been off the bike if I had hit it.

I hope it doesn't know where I live, I wouldn't fancy my chances against it.

[Biker's Nemesis]

Oh and I think it was a Blue X5 that nearly hit me head on when he decided to take my side of the road through a corner.

I kept calm and did what I did all without a bikesafe course under my belt.

[Biker's Nemesis]

Loon, what did Legz say to us at Hartside?

[LoonR1]

Yazza54 said:

Bloody smart that Lambo.

We also saw a duck and a load of little ducklings crossing the road, it was the highlight of my day

Just me then?

Oh and Scott killed a sparrow

I saw the duck and chicks too, I even tried to get the guy in the car to slow down and not kill them.

Suicide squirrel and then hundreds of them dead in the road. What was that all about?

Biker's Nemesis said:

I can't remember the last time I felt so sore with riding a bike, my wrists, my arse and my hip are agony. 30 miles from home I was thinking about leaving it somewhere and getting the Mrs to pick me up.

It's not really suited to the road is it.

[MC Bodge]

Biker's Nemesis said:

Tell you what I saw just outside of Moprpeth this morning a bloody great big bird about 3 ft tall crash over the top of a hedge with a rabbit or hare in its feet/claws. It was fkin massive and the bugger just missed me when it took off in front of me.

I would have been off the bike if I had hit it.

I hope it doesn't know where I live, I wouldn't fancy my chances against it.

Aye, the women of the north east are a tough bunch.

[Biker's Nemesis]

MC Bodge said:

Aye, the women of the north east are a tough bunch.

No, we call the wimin up here Morts not burds.

[Jazoli]

I hit a bird today too on the way to db, it bounced off my left shoulder

[Mastodon2]

Biker's Nemesis said:

No, we call the wimin up here Morts not burds.

I work with a few lads from Morpeth who use "mort" instead of "burd" or "lass" all the time, if you travel as far south as Crammy then no one knows "mort". See also "bari", another word from Morpeth micro-dialect.