WR11 G**, Black Fireblade
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Are you f
king drunk? Stoned? Retarded? A bit of everything?
I caught up with you just before Howgate on the A6094. No place to overtake safely so I waited behind you. You then rode through Howgate (30mph limit) without even dabbing your brakes, easily 60-70mph for the first half of the town.. After Howgate you overtook TWO cars without indicating, checking your mirrors, or even looking over your shoulder. tt. You then rode through another town (40mph limit) at at least 70mph. fkING tt. Once again I caught up with you because you ride like a girl everywhere except built up areas. Another town, you ride into it at 50+mph, (MASSIVE ) but have to stop for the red light. Even now I am pretty sure you haven't noticed you have company, you're just staring straight ahead paying fk all attention to anything else around you. Lights go green, you ride off at easily double the speed limit for a built up area (tt). Again I catch up to watch you undertake a car, again with no lifesaver or mirror checks. Now there is a straight, I get past you (with some caution I might add, as you don't like indicating or checking behind you before pulling out). I genuinely think this is the first time you would have known I was there. Thank fk for that I think, I don't need to watch your laughable riding anymore. But your not finished yet... You see, I had slowed down behind that Mini for a reason. Those are blind corners buddy. You know those things you can't see round? Doesn't stop you though, overtaking me and the Mini, totally blind bend. You absolute weapons grade BELL END.
Did you win your licence on the back of a cereal packet? Are you really that fking st? USE YOUR fkING EYES YOU fkING MORON! I hope you are on here and that you read this. Cool story bro etc.
On a lighter note, here is my bikes sexy arse, taken previously in the evening:
king drunk? Stoned? Retarded? A bit of everything?I caught up with you just before Howgate on the A6094. No place to overtake safely so I waited behind you. You then rode through Howgate (30mph limit) without even dabbing your brakes, easily 60-70mph for the first half of the town.
. After Howgate you overtook TWO cars without indicating, checking your mirrors, or even looking over your shoulder. tt. You then rode through another town (40mph limit) at at least 70mph. fkING tt. Once again I caught up with you because you ride like a girl everywhere except built up areas. Another town, you ride into it at 50+mph, (MASSIVE ) but have to stop for the red light. Even now I am pretty sure you haven't noticed you have company, you're just staring straight ahead paying fk all attention to anything else around you. Lights go green, you ride off at easily double the speed limit for a built up area (tt). Again I catch up to watch you undertake a car, again with no lifesaver or mirror checks. Now there is a straight, I get past you (with some caution I might add, as you don't like indicating or checking behind you before pulling out). I genuinely think this is the first time you would have known I was there. Thank fk for that I think, I don't need to watch your laughable riding anymore. But your not finished yet... You see, I had slowed down behind that Mini for a reason. Those are blind corners buddy. You know those things you can't see round? Doesn't stop you though, overtaking me and the Mini, totally blind bend. You absolute weapons grade BELL END.Did you win your licence on the back of a cereal packet? Are you really that f
king st? USE YOUR fkING EYES YOU fkING MORON! I hope you are on here and that you read this. Cool story bro etc.On a lighter note, here is my bikes sexy arse, taken previously in the evening:
LordFlathead said:
996 sps said:
What's his registration number? Could stitch him up by putting it as the thread title!! Not cool for school.....
Yeah have to agree. Good rant but you dunno what his circumstances were, maybe some emergency? Mod edit title perhaps? 
With regards to circumstances, it was no emergency, or he'd have been doing more then 80 leptons down the straight bits. Just plain w
k riding, the complete lack of observations was kinda funny, but speeding like that through towns and overtaking on blind bends - wker.Edited by MJDM on Thursday 20th June 00:12
RemaL said:
Have I missed something, seems this chap was speeding a lot but you managed to catch him up and at some point over take him.
As for his poor riding ability, seems he may just become a statistic
You know those people that have one speed for everywhere? He's one of them. 70mph no matter what the limit or where he is. I would lose him slowing down for the 30's then catch back up in the NSL's. So yeah we were both speeding but I wasn't doing it where there's kiddies and kittens playing.As for his poor riding ability, seems he may just become a statistic
And yeah if he keeps it up he can't possibly last long.
creampuff said:
Just as an aside, we had a recent thread about not indicating or doing a lifesaver before overtaking. Seems even plod are trained to not indicate or do lifesavers when overtaking.
Plod have enormous white bikes though, and dayglo coats on.OP I agree with you, speeding in a 30 is one of my pet hates.
Whilst I agree that the alleged speeding in a 30 is a 
I fail to see why you just didn't let him get ahead whilst you pulled over for 10 mins instead of trying to catch him up and getting wound up, which you clearly did.
If the red mist decends you're not as safe riding as your concentration is effected.
I fail to see why you just didn't let him get ahead whilst you pulled over for 10 mins instead of trying to catch him up and getting wound up, which you clearly did. If the red mist decends you're not as safe riding as your concentration is effected.
Edited by GTIR on Thursday 20th June 11:09
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