Handicrap

[DustyC]

In relation to my recent defeat:

There appear to be a large amount of Golf courses between Winchester and Fareham (Hampshire).

Which is the best one?

[deeen]

I think you will need a 4wd if you are going to start driving on golf courses at this time of year. Stick to the road / track. Cos if you don't stick to it...

[Podie]

DustyC said:

In relation to my recent defeat: There appear to be a large amount of Golf courses between Winchester and Fareham (Hampshire). Which is the best one?

Can you fit clubs in the boot of a Griff...?

[bridgdav]

Hi Adam...

Recent defeat
You don't mean POTB do you..?

There are loads....

It depends what you are looking for..?
The best ones are pretty challenging and expensive.
Is it just a hack around?
Are you a fair weather golfer?
Plenty of winter deals at the mo..

Bear in mind you will have to play with Shnozz as they won't let Griffs in the car park or on the course...

[deeen]

Podie said:

DustyC said: In relation to my recent defeat: There appear to be a large amount of Golf courses between Winchester and Fareham (Hampshire). Which is the best one? Can you fit clubs in the boot of a Griff...?

Maybe he's not playing with a full set.

[DustyC]

bridgdav said:

Bear in mind you will have to play with Shnozz

Is that a pre-condition to joining the Chim club?
Sod it, Id rather be called an old git!

(even if he is wearing gloves )

[.Mark]

Don't come over here having a pop coz your getting a kicking over your own place mate

Did you get my email?

[DustyC]

.Mark said:

Did you get my email?

Thank you for your kind offer but you can keep all of your spare pink boas for Chim driving use.

[.Mark]

DustyC said:

.Mark said: Did you get my email? Thank you for your kind offer but you can keep all of your spare pink boas for Chim driving use.

Wait till next time mate. I'll kick your zimmer frame from under you and ram it right up your.........hang on phone's ringing.

[snorky]

how are the mighty fallen....you're like the gay guy who got married to a layydeee....you're just the Queen of De-Nial... you know it's a Chim you really want...golf is just the start of the slippery slope to Chim ownership....you need to come out of the Griff Closet

[boarder72]

Dusty,

After all the above sensible comments..

South Winchester excellent - v long so need to be good golfer
Royal Winchester - nice but expensive
Botley Park - ok if not wet..
Meon Valley - very good
Cams Hall - dog track..

have fun

[bridgdav]

Winter Deals...

18 holes and Meal.

Meon valley OK - - £20
Stoneham Good - - £30
The Hampshire OKish - £20
Blackmoor Ace - - £28

You will probably have to take a few friends along to make up a FourBall..

Just realised.....

That counts you out then.

[DustyC]

You also missed

East Horton; 27 (or 36?) holes and a great big down hill on the 18th

Wickham; Great bargin course

Corhampton; Its not what you know, its who you know.

Bet you didnt realise a Griff owner would know all that!

[bridgdav]

Some old boy told you about those courses when you were down the British Legion the other night I bet...

[DustyC]

I used to play Wickham weekly but don't tell anyone in the Griff forum

[Big Al.]

DustyC said:

I used to play Wickham weekly but don't tell anyone in the Griff forum

Wouldn’t dream of it!

www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=139517&f=9&h=0

[mrmaggit]

Big Al. said:

DustyC said: I used to play Wickham weekly but don't tell anyone in the Griff forum Wouldn’t dream of it! www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=139517&f=9&h=0

No, he hasn't told a soul.

[k77-widow maker]

DustyC said:

I used to play Wickham weekly but don't tell anyone in the Griff forum

AH HAR!!!!! (Alan Partridge style)
You're rumbled....a closet chim owner !!