Admin by day - hooker by night

[jogon]

sunbeam alpine said:

She's a high-class hooker AND looking for an admin job?

Either she's not very good, or the recession's really starting to bite.

It's looks good for the tax man.

[Terminator X]

AyBee said:

Have you asked her why she's interested in a £11/hr job when she could earn more than a weeks' pay doing 3 hours in her evening job?

Note to self, you'd be a tough interviewer.

TX.

[Countdown]

sunbeam alpine said:

She's a high-class hooker AND looking for an admin job?

Either she's not very good, or the recession's really starting to bite.

A lot of people genuinely don't like sleeping with fat sweaty balding middle-aged blokes with small willies, even for £200/hour.

[LordHaveMurci]

Countdown said:

A lot of people genuinely don't like sleeping with fat sweaty balding middle-aged blokes with small willies, even for £200/hour.

Must say, I'm one of them

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Thorburn said:

Countdown said:

I'm interested in what kind of background checks would reveal "she was a high-class hooker but no drugs" - even enhanced CRBs don't give you a star rating if you've been done for soliciting etc

Guy doing the check recognised her picture?

That was my thought as well.....

[otolith]

jogon said:

It's looks good for the tax man.

Visible means of support, illicit earnings stashed out of HMRC's sight?

[ehonda]

LordHaveMurci said:

Countdown said:

A lot of people genuinely don't like sleeping with fat sweaty balding middle-aged blokes with small willies, even for £200/hour.

Must say, I'm one of them

and so's my wife.

[LordHaveMurci]

ehonda said:

LordHaveMurci said:

Countdown said:

A lot of people genuinely don't like sleeping with fat sweaty balding middle-aged blokes with small willies, even for £200/hour.

Must say, I'm one of them

and so's my wife.

Tried pimping her out have you?

[kVA]

sunbeam alpine said:

She's a high-class hooker AND looking for an admin job?

Either she's not very good, or the recession's really starting to bite.

This screams out NO, for me...

What if she gets a full day and overnight? Sickie, the next day (or five)?

I don't believe anyone can go from that sort of money, to £11ph and stick at it for any length of time, tbh - especially if she is trying to go 'straight'. Don't think you'll get any commitment or reliability from her at all, she'll ps off everyone else in the office with her nice clothes and stuff that they will likely never be able to afford (unless they go on the game as well and you lose half your workforce )

However, if the job is not too 'mission critical', it could be fun for a while...

[aka_kerrly]

Countdown said:

Thorburn said:

Countdown said:

I'm interested in what kind of background checks would reveal "she was a high-class hooker but no drugs" - even enhanced CRBs don't give you a star rating if you've been done for soliciting etc

Guy doing the check recognised her picture?

That was my thought as well.....

Me to, which implies that the company wouldn't employ someone who is a escort in their spare time but have no problem employing people who use escorts in their own time.

[Mr E]

uber said:

Seems we are getting a real bargain at 11ph!

[sleep envy]

Have you asked her what she'd say to a bit of overtime?

[chrisw666]

Is this where the interview took place?

[sleep envy]

chrisw666 said:

Is this where the interview took place?

Sorry, I don't follow.

Care to explain that one?

[AnonSpoilSport]

uber said:

We have a couple of positions in admin we needed filled and today interviews a nice girl who came across very well, had all the expertise we need, understood our business etc. During her interview our background check came back with her being a high class hooker into all sorts but no drugs!

The question is would you hire her if her evening activity does not affect her day to day working life.....

As your PA, surely!

[m8rky]

Suggest she has not done well in the interview but that their "may be a way around that".


(Hammering in sausages has just taken on a whole new meaning)

[softtop]

sleep envy said:

Sorry, I don't follow.

Care to explain that one?

rhymes with fasting slouch

[zedx19]

Thread has so much potential, yet to deliver.

[Mandat]

sleep envy said:

Sorry, I don't follow.

Care to explain that one?

Looks like a casting couch, particularly with the camcorder on the desk.

[Fastra]

uber said:

During her interview our background check came back with her being a high class hooker into all sorts but no drugs!

?
How and why would you list your occupation as a 'hooker' for then to be found on a background search that also shows you were into all sorts?
Is it because convictions to the tune of the above are revealed?