The lady at work!

[The1Driver]

I'm going to try and keep this short and sweet.

There is this woman at work that I fancy. She's absolutely stunning and whenever I see here walking around, I cannot help but take notice.

Why haven't I approached her?

A. I've never approached anyone within a professional environment before. And in this day and age it seems as though us men cannot do anything right.

B. She's about 10 years older than me.

C. I think I lack the balls. But they've grown recently... Obviously not big enough to make the move yet. I've recently handed in my notice so I feel I need to do something soon.

Any tips?

Edited by The1Driver on Monday 28th September 10:53

Edited by The1Driver on Monday 28th September 10:54

[AndrewEH1]

Do you actually talk to her at all, or just look at her?

[rossub]

Ask her if she fancies a shag.

[thepawbroon]

It's not long till Christmas party season, does your office have a secluded stationary / store cupboard?

[Napper]

You've got nothing to lose. Grow some balls and ask her!
The worst that can happen is she says no.
Nothing ventured nothing gained etc...
You'll regret not asking her, but at least you'll know if you do

[The1Driver]

She works on the same floor (we work in a large building). Different departments.

[DrTre]

Opening gambit is always 'May I say, that's a smashing blouse you're wearing'

Never fails.

[Ayahuasca]

Whatsapp her a picture of your knob.

[The1Driver]

Napper said:

You've got nothing to lose. Grow some balls and ask her!
The worst that can happen is she says no.
Nothing ventured nothing gained etc...
You'll regret not asking her, but at least you'll know if you do

But how? She doesn't come to this side of the office that often.

I guess I could email her... But that could be seen as weird. And what if she's one of these new breed of women who think all men are sexist pigs?

I seriously don't know how to approach this.

[The1Driver]

DrTre said:

Opening gambit is always 'May I say, that's a smashing blouse you're wearing'

Never fails.

See. I work for a law firm and have worked in this sector for the last 10 years..... A line like that would kill my life lol

[Jimmy Recard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXgxyqo2_mc

[944fan]

Dont email. Go over her part of the office and just ask her out.

I worked with a girl once who I liked. Plucked up the courage to get her phone number from a friend and phone her. That was 10 years ago, we are now married with kids.

[Pixel Pusher]

The1Driver said:

I seriously don't know how to approach this.

What you do is walk up to her, say hello, introduce yourself, ask her how she is and then say, "would you like to go out for a drink after work one evening"?

She'll say either no thank you or yes, that would be nice.

That might work, unless of course her name is Charlotte Proudman. In which case you're fked.

Good luck.

[markcoznottz]

DrTre said:

Opening gambit is always 'May I say, that's a smashing blouse you're wearing'

Never fails.

But has she got a wazzo pair of jugs?

[DrTre]

The1Driver said:

I guess I could email her... But that could be seen as weird

Email could be seen as weird?!


If you're in law, just contact her on linkedin saying what a stunning profile picture she has. Seems to be the done thing for you guys

[markcoznottz]

DrTre said:

Opening gambit is always 'May I say, that's a smashing blouse you're wearing'

Never fails.

But has she got a wazzo pair of jugs?

[daddy cool]

I take it you have already studied her facebook page - lingering on the photos of "Crete 2013", amirite? - and established theres no other Alpha Male already on the scene?

[captainzep]

DrTre said:

Opening gambit is always 'May I say, that's a smashing blouse you're wearing'

Never fails.

Perfect.

I would then follow up with "Would you care for a hand of Canasta?"

[Winky151]

944fan said:

That was 10 years ago, we are now married with kids.

Don't put the bloke off.

[The1Driver]

DrTre said:

Email could be seen as weird?!


If you're in law, just contact her on linkedin saying what a stunning profile picture she has. Seems to be the done thing for you guys

Lol I don't think so mate.

Okay no e-mail.